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Prolapsed Cologne

@chaostosurreal.bsky.social
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Fed up boomer. Trans, black and immigrant ally. White straight male raised in a white town. Former born again baptist, it's been a ride folks. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇲

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 46m
I went a little nuts on yard signs...
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 58m
Peter Dinklage’s brother? Watching Dead of Winter atm
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 1h
My little cats have cause bloodshed on me, this would take and arm off
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 1h
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 1h
Coming to my front yard tomorrow, among others.
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 1h
Called that by the "you weren't supposed to fact check" guy lol
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 1h
I was tempted a year ago to get one....like every year 😂.
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 3h
Hannity should be hung from gallows IMHO, this interview aside.
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 3h
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 5h
In 1981 our grad high school class was not allowed to use the words part or partying lol
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 5h
I have a yard sign for everything lol
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 5h
Omg! 🤣.
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 5h
The 40ish couple next to me rarely socialize. I noticed the husband has taken up guitar and jogging suddenly and I’m wondering how to tell the wife he’s cheating…..🤓🥳🤣
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 5h
Looks great!
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 5h
Bill Burr has a great routine on plastic surgery.
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 5h
Beetlejuiceb is always yappin on Fuxnews
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 5h
I’m thinking the scene in Devils Advocate where Charlize Theron starts seeing demon faces…..
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 5h
Check out Ottis Toole and Ken Paxton
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 5h
I love ‘impordant”
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 6h
Russell Dickert. Maintenance manager at Hasco Environmental in Pennsylvania? 1 724 741 6600......😁
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 6h
I hate this pedo supporting piece of shit
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 6h
Next stop....
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 6h
The entire GOP ran away to protect pedophiles. I really don't need to see any more to know they're filth
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 6h
Now,the SOLUTION is to hire ex soldiers who are combat ready to stand guard and every school and have metal detectors unless they using them plastic guns in which case they're fucked. 😔
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 6h
I had to machine some angle pieces to work with my extrusion on the van build. It solves my door hinge mounting problem 😁
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 8h
Believe it when I see it. Being able to toss 50 million around like pocket change helps keep secrets
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Wizard Of Oz: Scarecrow Says 'I Haven't Got A Brain'
ALT: Wizard Of Oz: Scarecrow Says 'I Haven't Got A Brain'
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I left a message at his work.
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Please call the prick and remind him he works for us
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He's an anti democracy fascist.....based in the USA
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hey, better than taking a poop at the entrance..... Hmmmmm🤔
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Nothing gets better until we deal with lying pricks at Fox etc
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Have at the prick
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My dad's been gone 30 years. So much I'd like to ask him about ww2. I'm sorry you all are dealing with this and I hope he's comfortable 😔
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
72 bucks at the local printer. My house is gonna get destroyed lol
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The one dudes doing an inverted tae kwon do stance of some sort.
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Many woman in cults will suck the master because he has needs.....just sayin
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She nailed "impordant" 🤣
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And tossed a few bucks to take a cab home. She's used to it
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I read his book. I read all the books on successful people-from Jay Gould to Carnegie to Carl Icahn and Mike Milken. They were my role models when young. Thing is, you grow up to see how shallow they are....if you grow.
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Biden 😵‍💫
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Crazy. My dad would be 103
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well now, fuck that rich prick
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sick kid.
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How do serial killers do it?? Bring one in as a consultant lol. (Honestly, this is tragic. Give them a spinal like I got for my kidney surgery and open an artery)
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Uh, you weren't supposed to fact check"
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jfc
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
For no reason whatsoever
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My mom was more of a Tyrone Power chick.
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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I never had a claim till 61 when cancer hit. Im still paying off the deductible
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