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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 7h

Son and friend ate somewhere in the Poconos and both are puking. Food safety? Who needs that RFK Jr

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 8h

Arm up arm up for Jesus Ye soldiers of the cross He must not suffer loss! Psycho Christianity

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 9h

I may not accomplish much in this life, but at least I binged the entire Better Call Saul series in a week.....

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Jfc writing postcards to swing states blows. 😁

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So....people who'd been historically shit on were starting to feel accepted in society. That was too much for the religious psychos so they elected a psychopath pedophile to get "even" for their imagined slight.

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In 2022, it took only 2 white maga bros to murder more than the 13 million "illegals". Unreal.

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s gonna go from reality show hilarity to bullets violence and shock real fast. Hope I’m wrong

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Jack Smith Verses Eric Schmitt reminded me of Dean Wormer from Animal House assailing Delta House in a show trial....

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In 1980, I used to modify licences for kids to show they're 21. 3 bucks a pop. My best friend Kevin had red hair but he got a license from an older guy somehow and pasted his picture, with a blond halo around the pic lol. Eh, we were rarely proofed.

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Comedic actors that made superb dramatic actors. -Robin Williams -Steve Martin -Michael McKean -Michael Keaton

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maga/religion's playbook. 1. Create an imaginary threat (hell, immigrants, communists). 2. Use that threat to control the people.

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just picked up my autozone order and the dude looked just like the Carney who stabbed Sweet Dee at the fair.....

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All my republikkan neighbors got their Bruce Blakeman signs out.

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Lavender🎀Honey @lavenderhoney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The new face of the Repedo party, licking orange asshole so she can get her brother a pardon, maybe… so he can rape again

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Who else but Trump..... -could stop 18 intergalactic wars? -could keep women safe in bathrooms? -could bring in 35 trillion worth of investment into the country? So, next time you're apt to disparage, think about that.

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wtf why did Trump have to do a hate commercial during my Bill's game?! Thought it was a Democrat ad but nope, paid for with my tax money.

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think Trump, Rogan and Dana White think America was founded by people as stupid as they are. Read The Federalist Papers and see how brilliant they were.

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I watched this old evergreen again. I still get teary eyed when Willy says "I don't really want to live forever, and you children surely won't with that fucking diet of yours- you'll be getting limbs lopped off by thirty from diabetes".

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Listen, I wouldn't bother you if this weren't important. I have an insane itch like 1 inch out of reach on my back. If you could get on that fast I'd really appreciate it....

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Was about to buy a drawer slide jig but look what I found in my garage. Saved me 45 bucks plus I found a kick ass forstner set!

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This reminds me of the one Cheers episode where Norm is in charge of firing people but can't fake the tears anymore....

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fucking uber has been oscillating between 3 and4 minute delivery estimate....for 10 minutes! I'm hungry mutha fucka! 😵‍💫

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why do I remember the names from the series Roots and why was I thinking about it today? Kunta Kintay ....Toby. I remember my mother saying "Ruts is on, come watch!"

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Now I'm losing days to the anti booze med naltraxone. It completely removed my urge to drink but also erased my apatite and am having sleepy nausea filled days so I'm backing off it. I'm dying to finish my travel van but it's hard when you feel like dung

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Looked up Paris Hiltons net worth for s+g and it’s 350 mill. 🤮

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Abdul El Sayed called Trump the dunce. If that’s not reason alone to follow him…..😜

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Kids arrived safely home from Italy. 🤗

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Getting these 2 Monday. Designed online, 72 each 32x48 locally in Buffalo Ny

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Found a local printer in western Ny to do my customs. Fairly reasonable and no shipping. 72 each 32x 48.

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The old Saturday night live had some shit musical guests in my twelve year old opinion. Captain Beefheart? Tom Waits? Yuck

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Trump's stupidity and arrogance remind me of Job Bluth "look, they're laughing WITH me..."

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Gob Bluth Arrested Development

ALT: Gob Bluth Arrested Development

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Welp....I forgot my daughter in laws birthday! I don't pay attention to dates but she does. Oy

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Lots of republikkkans in my neighborhood. Every election I’m reminded

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Field of Dreams was a rough one for me to watch, many memories of a troubled relationship with my father. I lost it in the scene where Costner asks his dad if he’d like to have a catch and his dad pulls one of these out and says “guys are waiting at the gin mill buddy” and walks off into the corn.

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Anyone ever had to dispute a rental car damage claim? Scratch and they want to ding me for 1500 bucks. I’m going to request a time stamped photo of the area before rental….

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So glad he never apologized!

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Cologuard?? I’ve been sending my shit through the mail for decades, mostly on holidays….

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They're finally working on production of Godfather 4 after landing Richard Greco and The Situation to star.....

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Pro Travel Tip. Buy underwear for each day and throw them out after use so you're not lugging grunge around.

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

New yard sign concept for Halloween. It's a "Foxnews Imaginary Scary Holiday!". Then it shows all the stuff they fear monger " pet eating immigrants!" "Communism!" "Deep State!". Etc

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Prolapsed Cologne @chaostosurreal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Misfits said it best, and I used it in my wedding vows..."I aint no godamn son of a bitch, you better think about it baby"

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ray 鄺羡華 @raykwong.lol · 19/09/2026

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone who will never get tired of watching scumbag traitor Senator Tommy Tuberville fall down the stairs.

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