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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 17h
I suppose she's had my whole dork-ass life to learn how to deal with it but bless my mom for listening to me babble about wrestling first thing in the morning while I make coffee.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thinking about this cool video game song and I hope you are too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaqR...
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OC ReMix #2320: Deflektor 'Cover Your Light' [Main Theme] by Zero Division
YouTube video by OverClocked ReMix: Video Game Music Community
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Twelve years ago this month i signed up for a WWE Netowrk trial to watch NXT, some wrestling show I saw a bunch of people on Twitter talking about. The three people who grabbed my attention immediately were Sasha Banks, Sami Zayn and Adrian Neville.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Claudio in his Warhammer jacket all "I'm glad we got rid of this nerd."
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Homer and Bart Simpson on the couch but instead of saying "Some guy named Gabbo" Homer is saying "Some guy named Wardlow."
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell yeah.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My favorite tool for making my fucking OS actually run my goddamn computer is O&O Software's O&O ShutUp10. It's free and it disables all the built-in advertising, functions that call home and track you, AND Co-Pilot and other slop-related garbage. www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10
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O&O ShutUp10++: Improve Windows data protection
Enable recommended privacy options and make Windows 10/11 leaner and more private with just a few clicks.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIGH VS. THIGH
graphic for AEW Dynamite/Collision match PAC vs Ace Austin
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
is she a star sapphire
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coming back from taking a walk with your older cousins after holiday dinner, he is the AEW Continental Champion, Jon Moxley.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No big deal, just my long-time boys the Gates of Agony wrestling the former New Day.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Aw, Gerrit Graham, too? C'monnn. www.vulture.com/article/gerr...
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Gerrit Graham, Phantom of the Paradise’s Beef, Dies at 77
He also co-wrote the Disney Prince and the Pauper and a song with the Grateful Dead.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That is such a "Chad Bradley"-ass 90s guy name.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh shit look at all them slothrust songs
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You made a wrong turn.
Three miniature die-cast cars featuring Sesame Street characters: Oscar the Grouch in a car made out of a trash can, Big Bird in a green car, and Harry in an orange car with wheel that look like dumbbells and a large cartoon weight in the back.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She is always radiant on the 78th Emmys carpet. She has always been there and will always be there. She is stuck in a time loop and we don't know how it started or how to stop it.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My favorite thing about Nick Wayne is you know his dad named that move "Wayne's World."
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
25-degree temperature swings, 100+ heat index, 75 degrees at 7:30AM, 30 pizzas in 30 days, gotta get blood drawn and I'm hoping my ride gets here early
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you've got a few bucks you can throw at my friend Jon I'd really appreciate it. He's been unemployed for a while and still doing everything he can to keep himself together mentally. Even covering part of a copay or a trip to the doctor's is a huge relief. Trust me, I've been there.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looking at AI slop people think they have to mock.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"One drugs, please." www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3Mm...
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Star Wars: Larry – The Abridged Cut | Trailer
YouTube video by Auralnauts
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Zelda? Mario? Garbage." www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_ao...
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Game Grumps - A Week of Garfield Is Art
YouTube video by Santoryu90
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's McFarlane Toys Marvel's PlayStation Wolverine's Hat
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
haha, I dunno if these two have been feuding, every clip I've seen looks like they're trying to kill each other.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'd like to thank the production truck for all the shots of Mercedes on commentary.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If they couldn't bring back Rampage for just one Friday night, this will do nicely.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hate the grey plastic wood textured floors in this place and I'm like half a second away from paying someone to clean 'em. Lumpy, too. Lumpiest damn floors I've ever lived on.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when your dad's not around and you hear a strange voice and you're totally not scared but maybe a little concerned but not scared
My long-haired calico cat Dusty, sitting under my desk
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Remembering my late friend Erik today, who crammed as many Arabic and Islam-related words as he could into his email signature just in case anyone was looking.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You should buy art from my friend JoJo!
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*ding*
Caprice Coleman and Ian Riccaboni interviewing MxM. Ian is touching index fingertips with Mansoor.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Saunter into the mom 'n' pop video store on a Thursday afternoon, no idea what you're getting off the rack of a few dozen random tapes in the back corner. Could be Project A-Ko, could be Legend of the Overfiend. Exhilarating.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We really are. 😊
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But when will it be ¿Dia de los Mortos?
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My cat has no idea how close I just came to pinching her tail between the desk and chair arm and I'm glad she can never find out.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BULBASOAP www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Kn...
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비누로 조각한 야생의 이상해씨
YouTube video by 부달조 BUDALJO
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Did I understand correctly that Nintendo's got "What if Metroid was a Kirby?" and "What if Kirby was a Zelda?" coming up?
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Zelda should either look like Wind Waker or the top-down-ish Switch games.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Since it's a holiday weekend and we're all in mourning over various people I wanted to share that I am totally baked right now and overwhelmed thinking about how many dry cleaning receipts Porter Wagoner must've had.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIXz...
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King Missile - Take Stuff From Work
YouTube video by nat2001
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me: How do people watch so many movies? Also me:
Thumbnail for Game Grumps' Dangonronpa 2 compilation and it's 49 hours long.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
MERCEDES CHOKED WILLOW OUT AND NOW WILLOW IS DEAD
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love Shane but he has ROH money, Big Boom got Tiktok money.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mystery Wrestling! Falls Count Someone match!
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ah goddammit.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mercedes gonna rip Willow's face off and become champion of the world, I can't wait.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can't believe Rocky Romero got pinned again.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me: Gonna clean the clutter off this shelf so-- Dusty: So I can sleep on it, right? Me: Seems that way.
Longhair muted calico cat curled up on the bottom shelf of a white desk
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Almost had a "What are the chuds gonna say" moment but went to brew a cup of coffee instead. Good job, me.
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Mark @chaosmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It would've been nice if USPS had brought me my package yesterday instead of sending it from the post office in my town to the post office two towns over and letting it sit there.
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