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Chandra Storm

@chandrastorm.bsky.social
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Author of queer, kinky, heartfelt, very smutty books. Lives in Germany. Serves three cats who make an occasional appearance in the feed. Non-binary, aegosexual, she/her. DMs are closed because of too many random creeps. chandrastorm.com

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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 6h
#caturday #cats
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 14h
I'm direct with Amazon, Google Play, Kobo and B&N. But I need D2D for the Apple store and I also use it for wide paperback distribution.
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's trying to, in the book that I'm currently writing. She doesn't really seem to understand him, though. Or maybe she doesn't want to understand, because she's afraid he's going to leave.
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let me answer that with a true classic: youtu.be/SqQgDwA0BNU?...
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THE MAGIC BASKET
YouTube video by Troy Kinne
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Matriarchy Now @matriarchy.now · 05/10/2026
Take a sec to pause. ⏸️ Think about all the folks on here who haven’t found @matriarchy.now yet but totally share our vibe. We’re building something real, and I need your help to get the word out. Make sure you’re following us ❤️ and please hit that repost button 🔁 to help us reach more people!
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Die Frage ist ja immer: für wen? Und was genau ist die Gefahr? Und in diesem Fall wäre die Antwort wahrscheinlich "reiche, weiße alte Männer" und "Umverteilung".
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spaghetti Carbonara
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Carbonara Is Heart
ALT: Carbonara Is Heart
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! Amen! I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get Absolutely soaking wet! It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! Every specimen! Tall, blonde, dark and lean Rough and tough and strong and mean
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Raining Men Classic Painting Animation
ALT: Raining Men Classic Painting Animation
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude, we are definitely related.
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I write queer, polyamorous BDSM stories. 'Nough said.😂 (My books were rejected by all libraries, and it did not surprise me. I still think there should be an online library for naughty books somewhere).
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was just going to write something similar. Elon Musk hiring someone to play a game for him was the first thing that sprang to my mind as well. All those guys must have had very sad childhoods.😶
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Greg lives at Veronica's, in a beautiful, modern mansion on the coast, just south of San Francisco. He loves it there, but somewhere deep inside he feels that he doesn't deserve it, that he needs to earn his own place somehow. #ServingVeronica
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Freaks - Du bist eine von uns (You're one of us) Not sure if this is even available in English. It's a German superhero movie on Netflix. It's sharp and incredibly funny. And it's mostly about how we as a society deal with people who are different from us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL7_...
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Freaks – Du bist eine von uns | Offizieller Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix Deutschland, Österreich und Schweiz
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does Hänsel and Gretel count? My father read it to me as a bed time story when I was three. It was a really bad idea.😳
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The Simpsons: Gingerbread House Discovery
ALT: The Simpsons: Gingerbread House Discovery
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Greg would teach PE or coach a sport. Pierre would teach French (which would be fun, because he would teach all the naughty words), Jen/Jens would teach math and physics. He's really smart. Veronica? Not sure, but she would definitely bring a cane.😜 #ServingVeronica
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Definitely Veronica's idea. Mario does the cooking, of course. He'd spend days in the kitchen, making sure to create something marvelous. Kay hates the idea. Jen bustles to clean even more thoroughly than usual, but it's Jens who'll come to the actual event. Dressed, for once. #ServingVeronica
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Met this mysterious stranger during a bike tour today.😻
A grey and silver cat is sitting on a fence post.
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I always make a soundtrack for my book project, with music that fits the overall mood. Then I sort the titles into playlists which are either 60 or 25 minutes long and use the music as a kind of pomodoro timer when I'm writing.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another Jack & Jill dance… Dancers are randomly paired Music is randomly chosen Dances are improvised
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm working on book 3 of my #ServingVeronica series. Former MMA fighter Greg has found his family in Veronica's kinky, queer household. But what, if he gets a chance to return to the cage? Can he balance a professional MMA career and life as an openly pansexual masochist?
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ghost Hunt. It's brilliant. I still rewatch it every few years.
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Naru Oliver Davis from Ghost Hunt
Alt: Naru Oliver Davis from Ghost Hunt
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🍉🍉🍉💃
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Dirty Dancing Movie
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Konnte ja keiner ahnen, sowas.
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Well Damn Reaction
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Es wäre schreiend komisch, wenn es in irgendeinem Kinofilm stattfinden würde. Ein running gag, sozusagen.😶
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Veronica Mars: I Kinda Rock! (Kristen Bell)
ALT: Veronica Mars: I Kinda Rock! (Kristen Bell)
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Farscape Farscape Friday
ALT: Farscape Farscape Friday
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/Qx2gvHjNhQ0?...
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Harold Faltermeyer - Axel F (1984) Beverly Hills Cop - Soundtrack
YouTube video by DiscoBar80
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love the Terminator movies. They were mind-blowing, genre-defining, epic pieces of cinema. But the obsession with making them come true has to stop. You don't mix AI and weapons of mass destruction. And you don't hire ketamine addicts to develop them. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Pete Hegseth appoints Elon Musk to US taskforce on future of warfare
A year after his explosive tenure at Doge, the SpaceX CEO is back in the Trump administration’s good graces
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's a former professional MMA fighter. So, yeah. It makes him feel alive and strong and in control. He also likes getting whipped. It makes him feel alive and weak and vulnerable. It's complicated.
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The golden rule of cat-shopping: The box is always going to be more interesting than the contents.
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm Chandra, a not-telling-year-old writer from Germany. I write kinky, queer, smutty adventures with heart and plot. Like the #ServingVeronica series, about a former MMA fighter and closeted masochist who finds family in the polyamorous household of a billionaire Domme. books2read.com/assessment
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
Assessment by Chandra Storm
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think Greg would write a fight scene. Not a life-and-death kind of fight, an MMA fight against a formidable opponent (maybe Jackson) where he comes out as the winner. And maybe a sequel where Jackson then takes him to the dungeon and takes his revenge.🙃 #ServingVeronica
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And they all look the same. Like, seriously, it's hard to tell books of one genre apart. Which is by design, I get that, but I've lost all interest browsing through normal bookstores. I get most of my reads from little libraries and flee markets these days.
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That is such a brilliant movie. They just don't make films like that anymore. Or maybe I'm just turning into an angry old fart.😂
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hurt/Comfort Found Family Cuddle for Warmth Childhood Friends to Lovers Not Like Other Girls (I know everyone hates that one, but I was NEVER like other girls, nor did I want to be, and I just felt seen in those books)
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm just sock-less.🧦🐈😁 (and yes, he opened that drawer himself, because he's a smart little bugger who can open everything that's not padlocked).
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not sure the sheep actually love it so much, they'd probably have preferred just to stay put.😂 The dog's having a blast, though.
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OK a) September can't possibly be over already. b) No actual writing, but a lot of plotting for book 3 c) translated and edited a flash fiction story for an anthology d) admin work ... my books are back in wide distribution, I sent out a newsletter, planned the upcoming quarter, ...
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Soso's Funny Face Reaction
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks. Never heard of it. But I'll check it out.
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Name a TV show from before 1980 (I'm still absolutely in love with those guys. They are so slash-able.😍)
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Bodie and Doyle Talking in Office
ALT: Bodie and Doyle Talking in Office
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What is that? I don't think we had that in Germany. It looks awesome!
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DD Ward ..."Interim Pirate Queen" @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a story behind that sign...
Sign reads: no use of geiger counters on church property. Fennesburg Reformed Church
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Greg learned patience while he was in hospital for several months after nearly escaping death in a stabbing. Mario is relatively patient and laid back by nature. Veronica isn't.😏 #ServingVeronica
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah, good to know. If I can't resolve the issues with D2D, I might move my paperbacks over to them after all.
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because if you don't write that scene, nobody will. You're the only one who can do it. Without you, the scene will never be written, the story will never be told. And it deserves to be told. So suck it up and write that damn scene.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every bit of this 👇
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
100% agreed. But have you ever tried teaching a cat about consent? Because this guy here seems pretty immune to the idea.
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always dreamed of being traditionally published. But I also dreamed of writing queer, kinky, smutty, weird books that defy genre boundaries. So I ended up publishing them myself, because I couldn't imagine an agent or publisher they would fit in with.
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But doesn't cost IngramSpark even more? They used to charge $ 50.
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Chandra Storm @chandrastorm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, me too. I always try to have my characters do something mundane while they talk: cook a meal, train at the gym, change a tire etc. Just so that I have stuff I can weave in between the endless chatter.
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