lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 8hin japan watched a dude on the subway speedrun thru the Truman Show on his phone by way of ~6 already-likely-sped-up tiktoks at 2x speed in the span of about 4 minutes 110
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 8hsocial media is where u get to talk past the things anyone is actually saying anywhere and always believe that other people believe the most extreme version of the opinion opposite of u and be extremely condescending about it no matter what 020
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026hm ok whats the vibe on ethical gacha energy system for my Daily Life Adventure Role Playing Software where it locks up at the end of an in-game day and forces the player to wait 12 hours to play another day..? 131
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026making video game makes me so happy one day i will release something :) 050
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ok been picking away at this for a while but i think i'm basically gonna scrap this for parts because i. hate it heart emoji. so here 🎵 "sneakfight (UNFINISHED)" 🎵 100
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i’ve spent the last 4ish RGG5 play sessions going through Saejima’s hunting quests like “oh man this is kinda bold to put absolutely none of the typical RGG loop in Saejima’s part of the story even as the hunting is pretty simple and boring..” and then it hit me. none of this has been voiced.. 120
Reposted by lancer charmancerlancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026🎵 "a better place" 🎵 256
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i understand it’s more about the act of losing momentum that’s the issue for most people, but the actual grind in Metroid (1986) when you die is, like, a few minutes. and that’s if you wanna get back to full every time :P 140
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026kinda mean sorry but how many backloggd lists arranging the same ~150 games does there need to be 160
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026played Stellar Blade with my wife for an hour cause we thought it would be funny. just kinda quietly turned to eachother stone cold serious and agreed to not do that again 040
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026annywayyyys i was pretty cool on Dread but i’ll probablyyyy give that new one a shot 000
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026LAST POST but i think it’s telling that, in reply to this, whenever someone wants to argue that they’d rather someone criticize their art than compare it to AI they have to make up a kinder/tough-but-fair-because-ultimately-it’s-taste opinion instead of engaging with the actual question i’m asking. 320
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i think i need someone to explain to me why “looks like AI” is somehow much more insulting and disrespectful to the human artists who did the work with their human hands than, and i quote,”this might be one of the ugliest video games i have ever seen. genuinely unbelievable” 381
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026thinkin about this again. imagine “1000+ bespoke half-hour tactics battles” was like a midnight-beat-when-u-wake-up-the-next-morning writing decision and can’t stop laughing 110
Reposted by lancer charmancerKayin @kayin.moe · 06/09/2026I'd rather say "Metroidvania" and have someone not know what that means, than say search action and have someone THINK they know what that means. 21385
Reposted by lancer charmancerlancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026🎵 "the sidewalk just ends" 🎵 001
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026it’s like a little snack. or an appetizer. sit down to play games and start with a small handheld session of my choosing before i move on to the main course (video games on the TV). one level to wet the ludo palate. been playing Survival Kids like how u eat string cheese out tha fridge at 12:30AM 010
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026obviously limiting to say every game should contort itself to have natural divots and break points.. but oh man it’s been working for me. that handheld juice. turning off the game when the game tells you to turn it off—try it out sometime! play for ~15 min, turn it off. so gold! 110
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026which!! Kiryu gets away with it because he came first. also part of why RGG4 sucks. have this tantalizing pitch with 4 protagonists all exploring a different perspective on the same location that the actual game just cannot cash. 100
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026just dropping a random, very specific thought about RGG5 that may turn into a larger thing: the conversation Saejima has with Kosaka where Kosaka tells Saejima escape his prison is such a good microcosm of RGG’s worst character writing tendencies. completely devoid of pathos. 100
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026people who complain about the locusts in Void Stranger are sooo silly just don’t make any mistakes smiles at u smiles at u 100
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026fourth gen console art design sensibilities is basically rat poison 2 me. that there Super Nintendo Entertainment System. up to no good, tsk tsk. 210
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026you crashed your car into that tree a few days ago.. 021
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026really, how complex should a random encounter be? 110
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026my video game will marry the systemsheads and the contextarians. the ultimate romance antisocial behavior is both LUDO AND TEXT 020
Reposted by lancer charmancersylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026yeah my new game is inspired by my life experiences. like playing video games 1728
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Solatorobo one of the few examples of a game i think is wholly terrible—every conceivable front both isolated, to the best that one can even consider a work in that way, and taking in all parts working in tandem—but am very happy for the people who get something out of it!! glad it exists!! 100
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 24/08/2026DQII’s overworld has me reminiscing about the parts of The Legend of Zelda (1986)’s overworld that i didn’t like.. just sorta no romance to it. sooo impersonal and nakedly artificial. “go here and u will find this” and then u go there and u find that. ok. what 110
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026among lots of things about Sun & Moon, i often think about the deliberate inversion of the route 1 bug archetype that had long been displaced from its original didactic context in RBY (bug types are just Pokémon now!) so it doesn’t evolve until the end of the game and has more SpAtk than Xerneas 120
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026my underlings: made it poopier and shittier. just like youse said, boss me, in charge of localizing japanese boxart for western release, rubbing my hands together: gmmh. needs to be. ULTIMATE DOODOOSHIT.. geheheh.. my underlings, sharing a concerned look with eachother: y-yessir, boss.. rightaway 020
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 20/08/2026my more nuanced take is dungeons are freaking awesome and overworld is sucks bad style 010
Reposted by lancer charmancer🍌 Cig @cigardoesart.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i can’t stop drawing her HELP #danganronpa #cigart 3347133
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 18/08/2026been tryna grit my teeth and put on my good time hat for DQII… if i’m honest i do resent myself for not being able to earnestly believe that DQII is good, actually. feel like i really failed myself with this one 101
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 18/08/2026me and wife have 1% more autistic dynamic but about Japanese i’ll say something extremely basic to her or read a couple sentences and be really proud of myself and she’ll say “wow you could absolutely talk circles around a 4-year-old” (she could talk circles around a 6-year-old) 000
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 16/08/2026i spent an hour last night roleplaying Kiryu getting into car accidents and driving on the wrong side of the road in RGG5 while my wife yelled at me 100
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 16/08/2026i look forward to my 4-8 minute Survival Kids session right before bed every day there are times i just want to keep playing… but i hold strong. 110
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 14/08/2026every game i like is good otherwise i would not like it 010
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 14/08/2026sometimes, in moments of weakness, i think Adventure is my favorite type of game 000
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 04/08/2026not that i necessarily ASPIRE to be the i’m stuffed lmao completely demolished these wings type of guy re:video game channel surfing and checking it off the backlog. but i do need some of that energy. the confidence! the ego!! 110
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 03/08/2026ah, yes. the month of ODD GUST (mysterious wind) 010
lancer charmancer @chandelierius.bsky.social · 01/08/2026if you’re starting your Boku no Natsuyasumi playthrough today, on August 1st, make sure to play it all day every day like i’m talking 17 hours a day there is nothing to enjoy outside in August the Summertime is miserable i hate Summer i hate being outside i hate the American South AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH 140