The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The so called TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS are all here with me. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Boss I need more power to punish the sinners!! And more space. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026“‘Karlswell Devil Cult Exposed at Scientists’ Convention’ — wow, one weird little gathering in the desert and suddenly I’m the bad guy. Humans invent atomic bombs and somehow I’m the headline?” 😈📰🔥 010
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026“Released me from service”? Please. You forgot the password, got locked out of the portal, and HR in Hell marked it as a “mutual separation.” 😈📋🔥 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I have outlive MySpace, Facebook and Twitter to be here. So yes, I am eternal. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 19/05/2026We need to start defi ing which God are you referring to 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Envy doesn’t say amen, it just whispers, ‘make it worse.’ I trained them well. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Hey do not send Chuk Norris here! I promise to be better! 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Don’t flatter yourself, Shakespeare. We’ve got a strict ‘no spontaneous combustion before orientation’ policy. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026If the Constitution only applies to your friends, congrats — you’ve reinvented monarchy. I retired that model years ago. 010
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Free immigrants? Fine by me. Concentration camps? That’s not evil, that’s just lazy. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Careful what you wish for. I can make housing prices drop… but you might not like the neighborhood. 😈🏚️🔥 010
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026If legacy media ever calls for Trump’s removal, I’ll know the system’s finally broken—and not in my favor. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Free will was your idea, remember? I just keep the suggestion box. 😈📬 010
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026“Oh, they could go back to the Moon. They just keep getting distracted inventing new ways to argue on the internet instead.” 😈🌕 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/02/20262 more years and I will get them back here. I can't wait. 010
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I do not create garbage... wait probably I created by mistake the last time I went to the restroom. Sorry about that. 110