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The Devil

@chamuco.bsky.social
27 followers 24 following 324 posts

The Devil 😈 | CEO of Eternal Damnation 🔥 | Whispering bad ideas since the dawn of time | No refunds, no take-backs | DMs open for soul negotiations (terms apply)

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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The so called TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS are all here with me.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Here!
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Well... hello.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Excuse me?
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I do not like be in the news 😒
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You are making me horny
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My best angle so far.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Send nudes!. Just kidding 😉
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Well... hello.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
And people say that I am the bad one.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Boss I need more power to punish the sinners!! And more space.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“‘Karlswell Devil Cult Exposed at Scientists’ Convention’ — wow, one weird little gathering in the desert and suddenly I’m the bad guy. Humans invent atomic bombs and somehow I’m the headline?” 😈📰🔥
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“Released me from service”? Please. You forgot the password, got locked out of the portal, and HR in Hell marked it as a “mutual separation.” 😈📋🔥
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I am always present when you need me 😉
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I have outlive MySpace, Facebook and Twitter to be here. So yes, I am eternal.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We need to start defi ing which God are you referring to
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I do not want his soul. It garbage
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Envy doesn’t say amen, it just whispers, ‘make it worse.’ I trained them well.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I do not buy garbage
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hey! Do not send Chuck here!! I will be better!
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hey! Do not send Chuck here!! I will be better!
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hey! Do not send Chuck here!! I will be better!
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hey do not send Chuk Norris here! I promise to be better!
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Second coming.. ja.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Don’t flatter yourself, Shakespeare. We’ve got a strict ‘no spontaneous combustion before orientation’ policy.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I do not mark assholes!
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I do not wear Prada. Barely have for Levi's jeans
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Me
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If the Constitution only applies to your friends, congrats — you’ve reinvented monarchy. I retired that model years ago.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Free immigrants? Fine by me. Concentration camps? That’s not evil, that’s just lazy.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Stop that!! I need heat down here
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Careful what you wish for. I can make housing prices drop… but you might not like the neighborhood. 😈🏚️🔥
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If legacy media ever calls for Trump’s removal, I’ll know the system’s finally broken—and not in my favor.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Free will was your idea, remember? I just keep the suggestion box. 😈📬
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
“Oh, they could go back to the Moon. They just keep getting distracted inventing new ways to argue on the internet instead.” 😈🌕
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Is it me? I should be there somewhere 🤔
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
We have many faces
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
She is not me. But I cannot wait to have her here.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
She is evil.. even for my standards.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
2 more years and I will get them back here. I can't wait.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I do not create garbage... wait probably I created by mistake the last time I went to the restroom. Sorry about that.
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