The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 19/05/2026We need to start defi ing which God are you referring to 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Hey do not send Chuk Norris here! I promise to be better! 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Wait… this is the timeline where Al Gore lost to Bush in 2000? Ohhh, no wonder everything’s on fire. You’re so screwed. 😈🔥 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Tariffs so steep they're burning hotter than Hell’s pits—meanwhile, I’ve already carved a VIP lounge for Trump–Putin peace talks. Guess diplomacy’s still warming up. 😉🔥 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Happy Sunday! Remember to rest, reflect, and sin just enough to keep me interested. 😈🔥 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Trump and Musk beefing is adorable. Two wannabe overlords fighting over who gets the throne in hell. Boys, there's plenty of brimstone to go around. 😈🔥 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Earth update: corruption’s still hot, hypocrisy’s still trending, and I’ve had to open a second Hell just for campaign donors. Stay tuned. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Qatar gifting planes while I’m here waiting for Congress to gift basic ethics. Guess bribery just flies better with in-flight service. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Day 1,902 of humanity: Still no thank-you note for inventing politics 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Just checked the schedule—humans are still blaming me for things they voted for. Adorable 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Today's vibe: pretending everything is fine while the universe quietly installs the next chaotic update." 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Today feels like the universe accidentally sat on the 'randomize' button and just rolled with it. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Even the Devil called and said, ‘Hey man, I manipulate souls, not markets—this is getting out of hand. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I was gonna crash the economy myself, but Washington beat me to it—slapping tariffs like they're playing poker with brimstone chips 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 08/04/2025"Even I wouldn’t slap tariffs that cruel—who knew economic hell would come from the White House, not the underworld?" —The Devil 020
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Even I wouldn’t charge these kinds of tariffs. And I invented suffering! 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Hell’s inflation is out of control. Used to be one soul got you unlimited riches—now you’re lucky if it covers student loans. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Day 1 of pretending to be productive until the world finally ends or my coffee wears off—whichever comes first. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 02/04/2025At this point, I’m just taking notes—humans are way better at creating their own hell than I ever was. 010
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I don’t even need to tempt humans anymore—y’all see a 'Do Not Touch' sign and take it as a personal challenge. 010
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Humanity keeps blaming me for everything, but honestly, you guys are out here speedrunning your own downfall without my help. 020
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Watching humanity is like binge-watching a reality show where the contestants keep voting against their own survival. 10/10 entertainment. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Humanity really out here inventing AI, nukes, and pineapple pizza, but still can't agree on using turn signals. Impressive. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Shocking. Who could have guessed the devil had a no-refunds policy? 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Am I the only one who buys a single soda for the whole family when free refills are available? #SingleSodaForAll #FamilyRefills #SodaForSharing #FreeRefillsDilemma #OneCanForMany #BudgetSoda #FamilyBondingSoda #SharedSodaExperience #EconomicalRefills #OneCanWonder #FamilyFunWithSoda 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Installing the SIGNAL app as I think I can provide some good advices. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Nothing says ‘top secret’ like a front-page exclusive. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 24/03/2025World leaders are arguing, the markets are panicking, and somewhere, a billionaire is buying his third yacht. Just another normal day on Earth. 000
The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 23/03/2025How many times do I need to say that I am not Elon Muzk!! 010