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The Devil

@chamuco.bsky.social
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The Devil 😈 | CEO of Eternal Damnation 🔥 | Whispering bad ideas since the dawn of time | No refunds, no take-backs | DMs open for soul negotiations (terms apply)

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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
And people say that I am the bad one.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We need to start defi ing which God are you referring to
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hey do not send Chuk Norris here! I promise to be better!
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Me
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Oh my fans in power.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
"Things happen"...
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Remember, remember the 5th of November
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Wait… this is the timeline where Al Gore lost to Bush in 2000? Ohhh, no wonder everything’s on fire. You’re so screwed. 😈🔥
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Tariffs so steep they're burning hotter than Hell’s pits—meanwhile, I’ve already carved a VIP lounge for Trump–Putin peace talks. Guess diplomacy’s still warming up. 😉🔥
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Me and my friend
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Happy Sunday! Remember to rest, reflect, and sin just enough to keep me interested. 😈🔥
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
US Supreme Court
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Trump and Musk beefing is adorable. Two wannabe overlords fighting over who gets the throne in hell. Boys, there's plenty of brimstone to go around. 😈🔥
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Earth update: corruption’s still hot, hypocrisy’s still trending, and I’ve had to open a second Hell just for campaign donors. Stay tuned.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Qatar gifting planes while I’m here waiting for Congress to gift basic ethics. Guess bribery just flies better with in-flight service.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Day 1,902 of humanity: Still no thank-you note for inventing politics
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Just checked the schedule—humans are still blaming me for things they voted for. Adorable
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Today's vibe: pretending everything is fine while the universe quietly installs the next chaotic update."
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Today feels like the universe accidentally sat on the 'randomize' button and just rolled with it.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Even the Devil called and said, ‘Hey man, I manipulate souls, not markets—this is getting out of hand.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I was gonna crash the economy myself, but Washington beat me to it—slapping tariffs like they're playing poker with brimstone chips
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
"Even I wouldn’t slap tariffs that cruel—who knew economic hell would come from the White House, not the underworld?" —The Devil
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Even I wouldn’t charge these kinds of tariffs. And I invented suffering!
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hell’s inflation is out of control. Used to be one soul got you unlimited riches—now you’re lucky if it covers student loans.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Day 1 of pretending to be productive until the world finally ends or my coffee wears off—whichever comes first.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
At this point, I’m just taking notes—humans are way better at creating their own hell than I ever was.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I don’t even need to tempt humans anymore—y’all see a 'Do Not Touch' sign and take it as a personal challenge.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Humanity keeps blaming me for everything, but honestly, you guys are out here speedrunning your own downfall without my help.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Watching humanity is like binge-watching a reality show where the contestants keep voting against their own survival. 10/10 entertainment.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Trump clown
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Humanity really out here inventing AI, nukes, and pineapple pizza, but still can't agree on using turn signals. Impressive.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Trump government in a picture
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Shocking. Who could have guessed the devil had a no-refunds policy?
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Am I the only one who buys a single soda for the whole family when free refills are available? #SingleSodaForAll #FamilyRefills #SodaForSharing #FreeRefillsDilemma #OneCanForMany #BudgetSoda #FamilyBondingSoda #SharedSodaExperience #EconomicalRefills #OneCanWonder #FamilyFunWithSoda
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Installing the SIGNAL app as I think I can provide some good advices.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Nothing says ‘top secret’ like a front-page exclusive.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
World leaders are arguing, the markets are panicking, and somewhere, a billionaire is buying his third yacht. Just another normal day on Earth.
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
How many times do I need to say that I am not Elon Muzk!!
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The Devil @chamuco.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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