Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ah. I think Tracey’s entourages understanding of what ‘not much’ money is also differs from mind. Spending earning on properties sounds kinda sensible tbh 000
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s just so weird that my friends 3year olds are going off to university and my child’s almost the same age as me. Somethings off with the Maths in this timeline 140
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I always got them to play the orb because it blends in nicely which surprisingly they said no one else has ever done. 010
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It’s getting a lot more common and it’s happened a couple of times and they weren’t in bags either. it annoys me too. I don’t want dogs sniffing about when I’m eating. Or when I’m not eating if I’m honest. 100
Reposted by Deb ChampionPresent & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The Full Moon this month is known as Stationery Moon. Traditionally the time of year for harvesting notebooks, pens and pencils. 18718
Reposted by Deb ChampionLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Me, in The Guardian, wanging on about gannetstheguardian.comCountry diary: For the gannets of Bass Rock, it’s a slow road to recovery | Lev ParikianNorth Berwick, East Lothian: As I admire the aerial feats of house martins in Tantallon Castle, my eye is drawn across the water 1815028
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 18/08/2026stop trying to apply logic to the fear mongering. We’re clearly all seeking diagnoses to get our hands on drugs, but also not to not get our hands on drugs but just modifications so we can work, because we’re making it up, and also to get benefits instead of working. And drugs. But also not drugs 010
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I knew a guy who decided poi was easy, then decided to impress me by borrowing some off a small child (not the fire kind) then spent five minutes repeatedly hitting himself in the testicles with a tennis ball on a string. 000
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I mean they don’t want it because it’s trashed but I’m sure some new heat tolerant things will evolve 000
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Puts another, bigger pair of noise cancelling headphones on over the earbuds to really drown out the idiots 000
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026That was a burrowing joke in case you missed it 100
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Hmrc hates self employed people. It’s the only explanation 100
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026A more interesting documentary would be why people persist in saying ADHD isn’t real when the science robustly states it is. Maybe try that channel 4 000
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I feel this way about a lot of romance films. They are a bit disturbing and the people are psychologically maladjusted but it is presented as fine and cute. 000
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I could just go swimming, which is fun? It seems a better solution than running dead tbh. 020
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Three minutes then. But I can’t keep going if I’m dead? 130
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Arrested for stealing washing off someone’s line by the looks of it 000
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This is also true when Amazon finds me something I would ‘like’ and when Spotify starts playing me rap/irish folk/metal. Why. Why did you think I would like that. Explain yourself 000
Reposted by Deb ChampionRosie (she/her) @airfriedrosie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Remember Streeting's review into whether young people are being overdiagnosed with ADHD, autism, and mental health issues? Well, the interim report is out, and there's a reason the media are silent on it (spoiler: it proves what a lot of us have been saying all along) 3729481267
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I would have a ritz cracker for a snack then just eat the box. I gotta hit my macros so I’d eat a pot of cottage cheese and some cucumber 🥒. I am feral though. 010
Reposted by Deb ChampionEvan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I need to make a 'The Luddites didn't hate technology, they hated technology being used to plunge people into hellish poverty' sign so I can tap it at times like this 1024386
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Well, it’s not that interesting and I’m already quite busy 010
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 27/06/2026How much does a skirt that has a pattern the orients itself upward when you move cost anyway 010
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 27/06/2026My brothers had a mega drive. I played sonic the hedgehog on it a bit and that was sufficient for one life 120
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Have you tried deer? These days I find I do not have to worry about sawflies, as the deer have eaten all the roses already 020
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Night temperatures are still above my operational range 100
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Great he’s more productive than me and he’s dead. Unfair 010
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I went to the drs and they left the stickers out so I just stole one right in front of her 010
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Thank you I am experimenting with frozen birthday cake 010
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 24/05/2026The Buddhist swastika goes in the other direction and also western Buddhists don’t use it because we don’t want to look like fucking nazis 010
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I mean I love gannets but I’ve been to a gannetry and as an antisocial person sensitive to smells and sounds I can understand why Nigel would choose a concrete companion. Has no one considered he mightve been happy with his choices 100
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I’ve been waiting years for chaos I hope he’s practiced eating pies or whatever 000
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Nice. I’ve only ever seen crispy ones. Or more happily, flying adults 000
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Conspiracy Lisa who I’m forced to talk to tried to tell me white people were going to die out and was quite shocked when I said maybe it’s for the best then. We’ve been in charge for a while and frankly I’m not impressed at how we handle things. 000
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Yes well I doubt my son could afford an unsubsidised pint of beer. I bloody can’t 100
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I mean it’s definitely real. And it’s definitely made by humans. 010
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Good look forward to the death of this industry x 010
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Frankly I’ve been amazed they’ve survived so long. It’s like shopping in 1990 but you’re paying 2040 prices. I think it’s because they cornered the hospital/railway/airport trapped in a terminal market. 010
Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I just saw a TikTok hashtagged with ‘digital detox’ A digital detox that they filmed every minute of. So weird. 000