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Deb Champion

@champignons.bsky.social
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Artist. Genius. Printmaker. Purveyor of handprinted goods. Plans for global domination Instagram @champignons Etsy also champignons

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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah. I think Tracey’s entourages understanding of what ‘not much’ money is also differs from mind. Spending earning on properties sounds kinda sensible tbh
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spill the tea then I’m here for it
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s just so weird that my friends 3year olds are going off to university and my child’s almost the same age as me. Somethings off with the Maths in this timeline
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I always got them to play the orb because it blends in nicely which surprisingly they said no one else has ever done.
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s getting a lot more common and it’s happened a couple of times and they weren’t in bags either. it annoys me too. I don’t want dogs sniffing about when I’m eating. Or when I’m not eating if I’m honest.
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Full Moon this month is known as Stationery Moon. Traditionally the time of year for harvesting notebooks, pens and pencils.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me, in The Guardian, wanging on about gannets
theguardian.com
Country diary: For the gannets of Bass Rock, it’s a slow road to recovery | Lev Parikian
North Berwick, East Lothian: As I admire the aerial feats of house martins in Tantallon Castle, my eye is drawn across the water
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Not live in America? Is that possible??
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The big shop? In Waitrose? How the stars live.
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
stop trying to apply logic to the fear mongering. We’re clearly all seeking diagnoses to get our hands on drugs, but also not to not get our hands on drugs but just modifications so we can work, because we’re making it up, and also to get benefits instead of working. And drugs. But also not drugs
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I knew a guy who decided poi was easy, then decided to impress me by borrowing some off a small child (not the fire kind) then spent five minutes repeatedly hitting himself in the testicles with a tennis ball on a string.
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I mean they don’t want it because it’s trashed but I’m sure some new heat tolerant things will evolve
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s for the best
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Puts another, bigger pair of noise cancelling headphones on over the earbuds to really drown out the idiots
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That was a burrowing joke in case you missed it
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m digging them
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hmrc hates self employed people. It’s the only explanation
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A more interesting documentary would be why people persist in saying ADHD isn’t real when the science robustly states it is. Maybe try that channel 4
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Maybe enough damp to stop a bbq related fire
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I feel this way about a lot of romance films. They are a bit disturbing and the people are psychologically maladjusted but it is presented as fine and cute.
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I could just go swimming, which is fun? It seems a better solution than running dead tbh.
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Three minutes then. But I can’t keep going if I’m dead?
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Arrested for stealing washing off someone’s line by the looks of it
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is also true when Amazon finds me something I would ‘like’ and when Spotify starts playing me rap/irish folk/metal. Why. Why did you think I would like that. Explain yourself
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Rosie (she/her) @airfriedrosie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Remember Streeting's review into whether young people are being overdiagnosed with ADHD, autism, and mental health issues? Well, the interim report is out, and there's a reason the media are silent on it (spoiler: it proves what a lot of us have been saying all along)
In others, notably ADHD and autism, rising diagnoses and referrals appear to exceed changes in underlying epidemiological prevalence and are likely to reflect a combination of:

improved recognition
changing help-seeking behaviour
institutional incentives
pressures within existing service pathways
Across both ADHD and autism, best currently available population-based estimates remain relatively stable, while administrative diagnoses, self-identification and recorded service demand have increased substantially. In autism, the evidence also points to particularly rapid growth in identified need within educational systems, including increasing identification among girls and among young people without learning disability.These patterns suggest that rising demand is not simply the result of increasing prevalence, but of several processes operating simultaneously, including:

real increases in distress in some groups
improved recognition of previously unmet need
changing expectations about support
systems that frequently rely on formal diagnosis as the primary route to assistance
Across the system, support is too often accessed through pathways that are slow, fragmented and heavily dependent on diagnostic categorisation. While diagnosis remains essential for some forms of clinical decision-making, the evidence suggests that current arrangements do not always provide the most effective or efficient way of identifying and responding to need. In particular, where access to support depends heavily on formal diagnosis, demand for diagnostic assessment can increase more rapidly than systems are able to respond, generating long waiting times, duplication of assessment and pressure on specialist services.

The next phase of the review will therefore focus on clarifying the relationship between distress, diagnosis and need, and on examining how systems might respond more effectively to these patterns. A central objective will be to identify opportunities for developing more coherent, evidence-informed care pathways that enable support to be provided earlier and more proportionately, while ensuring that specialist services are available in a timely and appropriate manner for those whose needs are most complex.
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I would have a ritz cracker for a snack then just eat the box. I gotta hit my macros so I’d eat a pot of cottage cheese and some cucumber 🥒. I am feral though.
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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I need to make a 'The Luddites didn't hate technology, they hated technology being used to plunge people into hellish poverty' sign so I can tap it at times like this
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Well, it’s not that interesting and I’m already quite busy
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
How much does a skirt that has a pattern the orients itself upward when you move cost anyway
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My brothers had a mega drive. I played sonic the hedgehog on it a bit and that was sufficient for one life
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Have you tried deer? These days I find I do not have to worry about sawflies, as the deer have eaten all the roses already
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We need to find a cave system
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Night temperatures are still above my operational range
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Great he’s more productive than me and he’s dead. Unfair
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I went to the drs and they left the stickers out so I just stole one right in front of her
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Thank you I am experimenting with frozen birthday cake
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It is my birthday, after all
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Mmm double cherry please
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Great minds..
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The Buddhist swastika goes in the other direction and also western Buddhists don’t use it because we don’t want to look like fucking nazis
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I mean I love gannets but I’ve been to a gannetry and as an antisocial person sensitive to smells and sounds I can understand why Nigel would choose a concrete companion. Has no one considered he mightve been happy with his choices
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I’ve been waiting years for chaos I hope he’s practiced eating pies or whatever
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Nice. I’ve only ever seen crispy ones. Or more happily, flying adults
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Conspiracy Lisa who I’m forced to talk to tried to tell me white people were going to die out and was quite shocked when I said maybe it’s for the best then. We’ve been in charge for a while and frankly I’m not impressed at how we handle things.
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Yes well I doubt my son could afford an unsubsidised pint of beer. I bloody can’t
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I mean it’s definitely real. And it’s definitely made by humans.
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Good look forward to the death of this industry x
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Frankly I’ve been amazed they’ve survived so long. It’s like shopping in 1990 but you’re paying 2040 prices. I think it’s because they cornered the hospital/railway/airport trapped in a terminal market.
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I just saw a TikTok hashtagged with ‘digital detox’ A digital detox that they filmed every minute of. So weird.
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Deb Champion @champignons.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I wish I had a pain au chocolat rn
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