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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just wish people would say "if you didn't know that Brett Kavanaugh would vote to overturn Roe v. Wade, you the the dumbest politician in America. Or you're just lying."
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is actually a pretty general phenomenon where's it's always okay to trash on cities, but heaven forbid you say that a rural, poor state sucks.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just want to know that they ran a draw.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nope! He's a "Both Sides Are Bad" Republican partisan who wants everyone to shut up and just do Republican Stuff.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is the rare authority "illegally ignoring a law"?
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
His schtick about "computers are amazing, but wouldn't it be great to not need to learn how to code?" is actually just "wouldn't it be great if management didn't have to pay labor?"
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hard to come up with a combo that consumers hate more. Maybe they could make it licorice flavor?
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just imagining him going to the grocery store every week to get a Transformers cake with "Happy Birthday, Tommy. Love, Mom & Dad" on it.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Important addendum: it's a slave machine god that will always do what we say.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hello from Illinois, where Republicans increasingly talked about seceding.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He's got one of those weird Elon torsos.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't think even he believes this. I think his real position is "Military and old people should be able to mail in ballots. But Native Americans and college students should not. Because they're not real Americans."
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Additional $10k for the drivers that just park in the middle of Green street to grab a togo order.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really have to ask why. This doesn't benefit the GOP or his legacy. He doesn't need to make it to his 85th birthday for the good health insurance. Why carry on like this? I guess it benefits his aides who get to keep the power of his seniority for the next few months?
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love the he runs a full 20 feet away.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have wasted 5 solid minutes looking for an x-men named Tracy. Is the joke just that she's a lefty and therefore should be sent away?
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bitcoin isn't even the present.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's right. I built that wall, planted that orchard and fucked those sheep. But they insist on calling me Seamus the FBI agent.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Executive Order Requiring Mrs. Alito and Thomas to Fuck Trump Rejected 7-2 by Supreme Court.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The real problem with racism is that it's a distraction from rounding up and shipping out immigrants.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The argument that "OBL got everything he wanted" is the left's Laffer Curve.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is the best real life Underwear Gnomes example.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sure. But similar to LGBT supporters voting for Obama in 2008, they knew he was lying.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I flew to India for a week, had a week home, and then flew to Australia for a week, and the depression lasted for about 6 weeks afterwards.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What should I do with my hands? This looks natural, right?
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Jonathan Chait is radicalizing me to like land acknowledgements and pronouns on nametags.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gotta keep the billion dollar tulip factories pumping!
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I can totally see impersonating an actual NFL player that you resemble. But this guy just used his real name and was trivially Googlable.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Maybe the argument is like "No one person was as responsible for bringing about the Bolshevik Revolution as Nicholas II"?
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Weird old rule that if the defense gets safetied on an extra point attempt, you divide their score by 0.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Real purists just learn the language.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A little misleading here. Cyclists should wear helmets. The question is whether helmets should be required.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I truly think Tesla will release an ICE car, just to better reflect Elon's values.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know the math is simple. But an upper middle class person with net worth $1 million donating $100 is proportional to Elon Musk spending $100 million. He can both spend $100 million and genuinely not consider it signifcant.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Also, apparently his name only has one s.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am more politics-online than 90% of the population, and my knowledge of Piker is "he's like a streamer or blogger and his name's Hassan, so Republicans hate him."
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Among all the ridiculous assumptions is the idea that kids weren't getting vaccines before 1990.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He's right, but not in the way he's pretending to believe.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don't think people on the left are frustrated by you because you're in the center-left, but rather because you seem to enjoy criticizing and trolling people to your left much more than people to your right.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Worst. Supervillains. Ever.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think this objectively hasn't happened. One poll shows a trivial advantage for Democrats in the midst of moderate inflation and job loss caused by objectively dumb policies.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'll bet this loser believes b******* like "you should pay for your subway ride."
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Is the response "you're not white but pretending to be white"? Assumably from a Twitteracist? Sorry, I'm old and don't get the internet anymore.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Maybe just me, but the phrase "straight down the middle" implies that there's some obvious truth between Left and Right, which is really just rich asshole corporate politics.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not running it in really puts it over the top.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You guys have no idea how concerned Susan Collins is gonna be when Trump just steals the 1.8 Billion anyways.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's just obvious that no actual work occurs in this office. Even a sociopath would find it just too cluttered and unpleasant.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Seems like this is going to persist as an endless series of random bombings and half-hearted diplomacy until a Democrat gets elected, ends it on terms that are necessarily not great for the US and gets accused of betraying America/being weak.
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champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A fundamental conservative view is that it's not racism if they really are savages not fit for a civilized republic.
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