champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Executive Order Requiring Mrs. Alito and Thomas to Fuck Trump Rejected 7-2 by Supreme Court. 010
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 24/07/2026God bless high school jazz bands for turning out generation after generation of weirdos who with strong "Glenn Miller v. Benny Goodman" opinions. 010
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I'm in a required corporate online data privacy meeting, and the speaker just brought up the holocaust as the most famous data privacy violation. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 31/05/2026People on both sides of the aisle can come together and agree that NYTimes White Guys who describe themselves as Whigs are the worst. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Thinking of going to therapy, talking about how awesome everything is and refusing to acknowledge that anything is wrong as my therapist gets increasingly concerned. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The fact that Trump called off nuking Iran for two weeks suggests he's using an Agile framework and we can expect that this user story will get pushed to the next sprint indefinitely. I feel a little safer. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I can't point to any serious analysis that supports this, but I am certain that a lot of the world's problems are due to the fact that the leaders of China, India, America and Russia are 72, 75, 79 and 73, respectively. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 06/04/2026My problem with Bluesky is that I don't get enough racist manbloggers or pornbots here. Is there a better app for that? 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Some people call me the gangster of love. I really wish they'd stop, as the nickname doesn't fit my personality at all. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Damn. I just got a craving for pumpkin pie, and was devastated that I have to wait 7 months. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Thinking of starting LinkedOut, an anonymous social network where people complain about bullshit 7 AM meetings, mock their company's stupid growth plans and brag about stealing stationary. DM me if you have seed money and can also do all the work. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 08/12/2025This erases important companies like Uber, AirBNB and Amazon whose major innovations were some variant of "what if we didn't pay workers, ignored taxes and violated local regulations to undercut brick and mortar competitors?" 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Not a lot of people know that the phrase "break a leg" dates all the way to last century's "Showgirls" movie in which Nomi Malone pushes the lead, Cristal Connors, down a set of stairs, breaking Connors' leg and securing the lead role for Malone. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 04/11/20252008 me reading the "from when Republicans had some scruples" Dick Cheney eulogies.media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a blue eyeALT: a close up of a man 's face with a blue eye 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Before living through a (possible) authoritarian takeover, I didn't realize that the bootlickers don't think they're bootlickers. They all think they're on the inside, part of the Herrenvolk. They genuinely don't get that they're just next on the list to get fucked over by their Nihilist leader. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 01/09/2025People claiming that Trump is our first "Weekend at Bernie's" president need to get real. This totally happened before with Woodrow Wilson. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 09/04/2025People say capitalism allocates resources efficiently, and yet there are no Peeps that look like Arnold from T2 so that he could give you an affirming thumbs up as he sinks into your cocoa. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Pretty sure that if John Lennon were alive today, he'd be all MAGA and I'd have to stop listening to Rubber Soul. 010
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Half-joke that I haven't quite cracked yet: "So many of these Libs yelling 'No Kings' were the same one yelling 'yass, Queen!' Well, which is it, people?!" 010
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Christianity will only be a real religion when it produces a band as good as The Hives. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz1J...youtube.comThe Hives - Hate to Say I Told You So (Official Music Video)YouTube video by thehivestv 020
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 24/03/2025@jamellebouie.net and Chris Cuomo should start a podcast about corruption called "Bouie Cuomo?" just for the Latin pun. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Dog snoring: OMG! He's so cute. I bet he's dreaming about squirrels. Human snoring: I will elbow you until I break a rib. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Really looking forward to Republicans arguing that an increase in the unemployment rate doesn't count if it's government jobs being lost. 010
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Mrs. Supernova and I don't recognize Valentine's Day, thank you very much. We disappoint each other 365 days a year. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Sooner or later everyone here has to admit: it would be super funny if we went to war with Denmark. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Waking up before midnight on New Year's Eve and thinking it's time to shower and get packed is peak middle-aged parent. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Shout out to Supermarket Egg Nog: facilitating all day boozy milkshakes like a boss. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Today I woke up, took a 3-hour train ride to Chicago, had a huge barbecue lunch at work, got the meat sweats and took the train back. And I just got to say, I love my country. 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Live your life such that if you're assassinated, random strangers don't post this meme.media.tenor.coma man is holding a microphone in front of a blue curtain and talking into it .ALT: a man is holding a microphone in front of a blue curtain and talking into it . 010
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Next election I'm voting for whomever forces serialized Podcasts to finish their storylines instead of devolving into increasingly inane mysteries like low budget "Lost." 000
champaignsupernova.bsky.social @champaignsupernova.bsky.social · 17/11/2024You think the Tooth Fairy has a Wario? 120
