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The line between genius and insanity is success.

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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Office: Jim's Pyramid Scheme
ALT: The Office: Jim's Pyramid Scheme
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only if it explodes the ball if it touches the beam. I want doinks, donks, and BOOM
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I only want this if there is a 3-10% chance that the laser will overheat and explode the ball if it touches it
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna wear my @sickoscommittee.org “all coast chaos” shirt tomorrow to celebrate
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pitt is best observed through your fingers or peripherally only, tysm It’s for their safety and yours!
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pitt cannot play a normal game and it’s taken me 20 years but I now accept and enjoy it
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man more people beat pat white than I realized, but my team did it in the most disgusting, heart wrenching way. And it was beautiful
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Perfect, no notes
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh man, memories. Big east in general was a time
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That way lies madness
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was in college for the end of big east time so this still feels weird to me but honestly fair
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When Pitt first moved to the ACC I thought it was a bad fit, but I was unfamiliar with the coastal chaos. We actually fit in perfectly
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Noooo my poor sad injured son
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spencer only one team can lose and boy did they scrap it out til the last second. Beautiful
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Interesting, no “thank you for your attention to this matter!” on this one
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was a man determined to get a perjury charge but was unwilling to do the reading to get there
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No need to limit your dreams
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This order has big “did I stutter” vibes. Love to see it
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
ALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I demand more dazzle camo in my life immediately
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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 16/08/2026
The reason I've gone more left in recent years is that I previously accepted that we simply couldn't afford decent cheap housing, heavily subsidised transport, a universal basic income, etc. Then in 20 years in politics I saw what we actually could afford. And it's a lot. It's just never for you.
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pennsylvanian checking in to pile on and say no he absolutely fucking would not win, my cat has a better chance of winning a democratic primary
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
like the cars, it comes at you fast! I went from a casual to a diehard last year. I now wake up at absurd tikes to watch qualifying. Welcome to the club
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Lost in transit
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Argentina can’t keep getting away with—ah, well, nevertheless
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
And yet they go all shocked pikachu face when we pick the bear!
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
For me it’s usually insomnia. Last night I went to bed like 30 minutes before this broke apparently which was a little early for me!
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That's what people said about Roe. Don't get complacent because a bare majority of justices agreed that the Constitution says what it obviously says. This is a very loud alarm bell.
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ok making the save then accidentally kicking it in is absolutely brutal
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Believe it or not, an effective (and quick) treatment. Not often used cuz it's way more likely to leave a gnarly scar if you don't deal with it properly later Metal as hell though, van Frankenstein
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
fake ads for fake money is honestly too perfect
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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No, Ew David!
ALT: No, Ew David!
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Honestly yeah cuz I feel like we all think the east coast is directly across from Britain and it just is... not
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Airpods are a daily test of "I leave the stuff where I leave it" vs. "that shot cost HOW much, treat it like a museum exhibit" in my brain every day
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
True friendship is clicking on a post someone sent you knowing it will send your algorithm straight to hell
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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I Want To Go To There Liz Lemon
ALT: I Want To Go To There Liz Lemon
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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They Had Us In The First Half Not Gonna Lie
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
that Curacao goalie had all the gods on his side, dude was impenetrable
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
🪼
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If Ray Ratto chooses to write about you, get your tissues ready. It's not quite as bad as Isaac chotiner wanting to interview you, but only because Ray annihilates you without your participation.
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
so we're just ripping off stuff France has huh, cool cool
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Idiocracy
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
if the set is faithful to the actual structure, you will have 100s of years to figure out where to put it
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Because you see your pharmacist just chilling behind the counter at CVS and assume they can't be that special, you don't need an appointment to see them! Easily among the most overlooked/least respected health care professions
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Pharmacy school teaching me that atypical antipsychotics basically just work on vibes. No idea what they're doing up there but it works!
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
pharmacist here. When I took abnormal psych in college we ended up spending two classes on how SSRIs *work* in the brain cuz the professor explained it totally wrong and there were like 15 of us pharmd students there being like "this is the opposite of how they work actually" Ask your pharmacist!
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
same. If they do exist I don't wanna be on the wrong side of ghosts, best to just support them
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Speed wasn't meant to be aspirational. Also imagining retired indycar and d1 drivers now being bus drivers and laughing hysterically because 140mph is too fast for bus
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
it's 100% pretending to be his mom, because it means the one person who ostensibly cared about his well being was completely made up
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Kristina Says... @chambersaurusrx.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
marketing laws where they have to actually say the side effects and not just scroll them in tiny font while a jaunty tune plays and people do mundane activities while smiling manically. Being allergic to the med is the number one contraindication for all meds so it stands out as being in every ad
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