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The Bookwench 🇨🇦🐱🏳️‍🌈 @shiftercat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your résumé? Artist: That's the negative space. It helps accentuate the rest of my employment record.
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Adequately prepared deposition witness: Yes.
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Gators @gatormurky.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
vox about to permanently change the trajectory of alastor's life fr #RadioStatic
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Diss @dis-s.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
#radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel #radiostatic
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🔞HauntedApple||COMMS CLOSED🔞 @hauntedapp1e.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I'm late, but whatever, here's my Valentines day Radiostatic 😝 #RadioStatic #voxal
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hell.fm 🔞 @hell-fm.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The girlies are having a karaoke night 🎤 …and Vox is there, too i guess #radiovees #alastor #thevees #staticradio #radiostatic #voxal #voxval #staticmoth #velvette #valentinohazbin #voxhazbin #velvettehaznin #hazbinhotel #hellfmart
Alastor, still tied up in Vox‘ cables, is cheerfully singing *All Of Me* (in my mind in the version of Ella Fitzgerald even if that wasnt his era. I believe he kept up with jazz music after death but with nothing else. My headcanon is he lowkey hates Michael Buble lol) while playfully twirling one of the cables between his fingers.
Velvette is sitting on a couch and filming him while commenting *Haha, cute!*
Vox is standing behind the couch, with a glass of whiskey in his hand and a noticeable bulge in his pants. A small thinking bubble next to his head and his dumbfounded facial expression both indicate …interest.First Panel: Valentino and Alastor (still tied up) are sitting on either side of Velvette on the couch. 
Vox is behind them and watches them suspiciously as he takes sip of his drink. 
Velvette is swiping on the karaoke tablet and asks *Boys, should I sing Charli XCX or Ke$ha?*
Valentino: I vote for Britney
Alastor: Have you ever heard of Billie Holiday
Velvette: Ugh, you‘re not helping.
Second Panel: Alastor and Valentino watch Velvette perform *No Angel from Charli XCX*. Alastor emits the noise of a studio audience cheering and says *Slay!* (Angel probably taught him that)
Valentino is filming Velvette on her phone and says *Yees, Mami! Shake that cute ass!*First Panel: Vox sits on the couch and Velvette urges him to get up.
She says: *Vox, it’s your turn!*
Vox, with a sceptical look on his face: *Huh, but I’m not-*
Velvette: *Al picked a song for you*
Vox: *HE DID?!*
Valentino is standing next to the couch, has his hand on Vox‘ shoulder and hands him the microphone.
Val: *Take the mic, amorcito.*

Second Panel:
In the bottom left corner is Alastor, facing the viewer with a cheshire cat smirk on his face. In the background is Vox, holding a microphone and looking absolutely irritated while the lyrics from Radioheads *Creep* appear on the screen.
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Fuenn @fuennsart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kinktober day 4 - first time (or something) they're just being shitheads to each other. . . . #radiostatic #murdermedia #vincentwhittman #alalstor #voxal
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Jei || ✨SPARKSDUO PLUSHIES AVAILABLE✨ @jjoneechan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
📺📻 #2026ElectricDeerKISS Week! Day 5: Breathless #sparksduo #radiostatic
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chairsdonotexist.bsky.social @chairsdonotexist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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🪻🪩𝗞𝗥𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗔🪩🪻 @mskrysta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a lazy top getting a neuron activation for a trade with dearest @debergerac.bsky.social 😇💜
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Roddy's Place @jonnyab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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SXS✨ @sxs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My #biceptember submission
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Chay Chay @schaychaym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ties that Bind Part 1 Alastor did it. He baby-trapped the King of Hell. Luci's so in shock his soul left his body Two notes: 1. Theyre NOT together yet 2. Alastor's using this to get more power, but he's also in denial of his feelings for Lu #radioapple #staticmothparentsau
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Matriarchy Now @matriarchy.now · 24/09/2026
Woman: "No."
1600s: Witch
1800s: Unladylike
1900s: Hysterical
1950s: Emotional
1970s: Frigid
1990s: Bitch
2010s: Bossy
2026: Difficult
MY VOICE MY CHOICE
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Artistic John @artisticjohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Commissions are open’
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file @untitledkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#hazbinhotel #lucililith ( + #radioapple? ) The Angel And The Rubber Duck... oh then there's the red guy.
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EtherealDjinn @etherealdjinn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lu got excited ^^; What? Two art post in one week?! (Hope I'm not late!) Here's my submission for @ovid69.bsky.social 's #AUFgiveaway2026! I saw a cute goat vid and got inspired! Hope you like it! #radioapple #hazbinhotel
Lu spots Al coming back from a trip to the forest and was eager to greet him!...... A bit too eager! Poor Lu didn't realize how deep the snow was in the winter. They get to cuddle inside regardless with treats!
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Dee ✨ @deeteacup.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Day4: Love language💗 #RadioAppleWeek2025 #radioapple #appleradio
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Mare @notherpuppet.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Ducky #radioapple 🐥💘
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ビスタ @tobistroco.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
#radioapple
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Kei 💛 @shungako.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Alastor always has some tea for him and Lucifer loves it. #radioapple
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Mare @notherpuppet.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Deer wiles 🦌👅📖 #radioapple
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Dee ✨ @deeteacup.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
2/2💌
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Dee ✨ @deeteacup.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
LuLu’s Special Delivery Service💌 1/2 #radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel
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Dee ✨ @deeteacup.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Knife to meet you 🔪 #hazbinhotel #radioapple #appleradio
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Dee ✨ @deeteacup.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Pray he’s a Looker~✨ #hazbinhotel #radioapple #appleradio
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Mare @notherpuppet.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
📻 v. 🍎 #radioapple
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🌸Danidraws🌸🔞 @danidraws666.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
🔁‼️ #HazbinHotel #Radioapple #Appleradio
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ぶるきち (Burukichi) @burukichi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
mix and load #radioapple
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XGon (Comms Closed) @xgongiveit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When doing a virgin sacrifice no one said you can’t sacrifice your virginity. #appleradio
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Roddy's Place @jonnyab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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🔞Craxkers🔞 @craxkers.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Some #StaticRadio doodles, referencing one of @/TobinArts audio clips 💙❤️ Imma go crawl under a rock now
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🔞Craxkers🔞 @craxkers.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Small follow up: TW: Oviposition implications
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🔞Craxkers🔞 @craxkers.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Restraining gone wrong 🪢
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🔞Craxkers🔞 @craxkers.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Mini follow up - (a Lucifer ver is coming) But For mini context. Since Vox’s ass got destroyed, he had to switch his parts into something else ❤️🐱
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🔞Craxkers🔞 @craxkers.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
“Sub in for me?” - 1/2 Context: Alastor is in his Rut, and Lucifer (who normally “helps” him) seeking a break for a night, asks Vox to sub in for him . Vox (ofc) agrees, but is unaware that Al goes full demon mode when in this state.
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🔞Craxkers🔞 @craxkers.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
“Sub in for me?” - 2/2
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🔞Craxkers🔞 @craxkers.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Kaiju Alastor continues, this time is lucifers turn. Specifically a follow up from Nomi’s post, as in more specifically, with Lucifer mentioning that Vox can have him for the rest of the month (for context)
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🔞Craxkers🔞 @craxkers.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
TW: belly bulge/ size difference Lucifussy won the poll, enjoy 🤲
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🔞Craxkers🔞 @craxkers.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Some more exploring ~ ❤️💙
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🔞Craxkers🔞 @craxkers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Art request for @magnus-mages.bsky.social I did awhile ago 🍎🕸️ #angeldust #duckiedust
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🔞Craxkers🔞 @craxkers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Old Staticapple doodles for @xjereby.bsky.social based on their Vox AU #staticapple
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🔞Craxkers🔞 @craxkers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Art request :) #radiostatic
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Roddy's Place @jonnyab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Bolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all.
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MEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh man - I was trying something different with my style here that I ended up not liking at all. BUT the lighting is still nice! #art #kcd2 #hansry
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Jake 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @kittyboyjake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
omgg look how hard and wet I am! 🥵
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thinking of the size of the oven in which this baguette was baked. French woman with her baguette and six bottles of wine, Paris, France, 1945. (Photo by Branson Decou).
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𖤐 BeyondAfterHours 𖤐 @beyondafterhrs666.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well somebody’s excited… 🦌🍆💦 Also, thank you so much for 1k! I don’t have anything planned so take this as a thank you ~ 🙏🏽🩷 #HazbinHotel #Radioapple #NSFW
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