❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 20hOne of the few things me and my boomer-ass dad agree on: Judges/DAs are much too soft on criminals now. In a stolen vehicle, this kid, a repeat felon, fled and rammed police, twice, getting away the day prior, and was caught with a stolen gun and narcotics. Probation. Fucking PROBATION.youtube.comOfficer Deploys Taser After Suspect Rams Cruisers With Stolen SUVYouTube video by PoliceActivity 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/10/2026Trump is either a Russian asset compromised by Israel or an Israeli asset compromised by Russia. One or the other is the only way any of this shit makes sense. 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/10/2026Still, it's like I've inadvertently Harambe'd into existence a timeline where Christa Pike survives her attempted execution and Nidal Hasan's death via firing squad will be televised. 100
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/10/2026I put myself in a Blueskeet jail for a short while due to a bit of Insensitive Posting. My social anxiety tried to convince me to delete my account. It's melodramatic like that. 100
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 30/09/2026What we need is "The Purge" but for billionaires: Each year one billionaire is selected at random and publicly trebuchet'd. Keep your billions if you want; you assume the risk of a year-end trebucheting. Don't want to risk it? Pay down your billions into societal good each year. 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 30/09/2026"The real solution for this problem of AI isn't to destroy a technology. It's to hold the people that use it irresponsibly accountable." Unfortunately, we live in a post-accountability world crafted by the Epstein class.youtube.comThere's a 10% chance this video could k*** you.YouTube video by InRangeTV 101
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 30/09/2026I wonder if "AF" gets flagged automatically since it's so frequently abused in these submissions. 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 29/09/2026We need to petition DMV to allow eight characters on our plates! 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 28/09/2026Rooting for the Broncos solely because they have a player named Strnad. RIP, Trevor.m.youtube.comDeathmask DivineYouTube video by The Black Dahlia Murder - Topic 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 28/09/2026The NFL uses AI, and that’s proof that AI is uncool, bro. 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 28/09/2026I don’t care who wins. I just want the Cowboys to lose. 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 26/09/2026"Your honor, my client is innocent! At the tender age of 18 she simply couldn't have known that planning and committing torture and a violent execution and then taking a trophy from the victim after crushing her skull was a bad thing. One can only know that murder is wrong once they're 30 or so!" 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 26/09/2026No one ever engaged with my tweets, so I'm used to it when no one engages with my skeets! 020
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 26/09/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_m...en.wikipedia.orgBrain matures at 25 myth - Wikipedia 220
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 24/09/2026No one would suspect it's actually that person. It's the perfect cover. 011
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 24/09/2026The subtext is clear! To establishment Democrats, Trump and Republicans are not a problem. Progressives gaining a foothold into their little club is what they're afraid of. The Democratic Party doesn't exist to defeat Republicans. It exists to block progressive candidates from political power. 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 24/09/2026If he makes this fraud a business first he'll just pay a fractional fine of his profits when he's eventually caught years later. 010
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 23/09/2026It’s progress for a party that calls women “hosts” for babies. 🤷♀️ 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 23/09/2026Look up his “legal issues” on Wikipedia. Dude’s a fucking menace incapable of forethought or penance. 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 23/09/2026The only difference between Elon's Twitter and Trump Social is the former will at least let left-wing accounts and viewpoints exist in their own algorithmic silo. The latter just bans them outright. The end result is the same, though: no "across the aisle" interaction. 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 23/09/2026If you need a bit of a brain cleanse, consider this 2022 article about finding the people responsible for Wikipedia's 2008 "high five" photos.inverse.comThe adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photosNearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told. 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 21/09/2026The refs’ phones and/or hard drives need to be checked for shenanigans every time they work at the Dallas stadium. Shit ain’t right. 011
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 19/09/2026I wish this were longer and explored the space more. Still, it's making me want to watch Interstellar for the sixth time.youtube.cominterstellar.YouTube video by pandora. - Topic 020
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 19/09/2026Ah, yes. When that one hit /r/rva I had to double-check it wasn't from the Onion. 010
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/09/2026I reread something I wrote "as" an AI, internally vocalizing as an AI might read that very text to me, and I immediately fucking hated what I'd written. 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/09/2026I know these stories are purposefully over the top, and I was enjoying the silly "layers" to the "onion" up until then. But having the Bad Guy so easily destroy the MacGuffin felt cheap and took me out of the experience. It's so dumb and contrived that it kinda ruined everything after that. 020
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/09/2026I watched the three Knives Out movies recently. I generally enjoyed them, but the second one lost me toward the end. You've finally found the one one-of-a-kind and irreplaceable piece of evidence, so why the fuck is the antagonist anywhere fucking near it? He obviously wants it destroyed! 120
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/09/2026reddit just reminded me that Crank Yankers was a thing. Damn near pissed myself watching the first clip.youtube.comWanda Sykes’s Best Prank Calls as Gladys - Crank YankersYouTube video by Animated 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/09/2026#ITAP in my backyard. I'm calling it art and titling it "Neglect". 010
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 13/09/2026Trump, naturally, doesn't call on Putin to get the fuck out of Ukraine. I wonder why. 🤔 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 13/09/2026"I don't give a fuck so much I'm gonna pay extra money to tell everyone how much I don't give a fuck. Then they'll know that I definitely don't give a fuck. Because I don't!" 010
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 12/09/2026The automatic preview card thing doesn't work on this article, so I had to screenshot the top of it. 🤷♀️ 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 12/09/2026I have my doubts about AI reaching the point where it decides to kill us directly, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna *get* us killed one way or another. apnews.com/article/anth... 110
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 11/09/2026It's great that Gen Z seems not to like AI, but I feel like they should channel that same energy at algorithmic content feeds. Social media has destroyed our sense of humanity and community. How dare some gross and weird billionaire decide what they should read and watch! 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 11/09/2026What's the issue? He's just a Bitcoin and Harry Potter lover. 011
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 10/09/2026These guys have been sitting unlistened to in my library for some time now. I always scrolled by because I thought their name was kinda lame. Turns out they're the great mix of death/thrash/black metal, and this shit fucking slaps.youtube.comANGELMAKER - RELINQUISHED [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] (2024) SW EXCLUSIVEYouTube video by SLAM WORLDWIDE 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/09/2026Social media was such a huge mistake I'm not sure if it or AI will cause WW3 in the coming years.youtube.comInside The Rise of Germany's New Far-RightYouTube video by Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/09/2026How about they talk about the unreleased Trump-Epstein files or how the rich neo-Nazi is funding Republicans across the country with nine-digit piles of money? How about they talk about 150% inflation of grocery prices over five years or electricity bills jumping by 40% for greed-based reasons? 000
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 08/09/2026Never. Because right-wing extremists are far more aligned with mainstream Republicanism than Hasan is to the spate of useless center-right mainstream Democrats. No matter how extreme the right gets, it's framed as normal for them. Christian nationalism is creating the new Nazi party in real time. 000