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❦ Brando 🇺🇦

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"That rifle hanging on the wall of the working class flat or labourer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there." — Orwell God's garden is full of weeds. 🌹 #rva

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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 8h
The pen is blue. The goddamn pen is blue!
Photo of a very blue pen on a fake-wood desk. Beneath is some quarter-folded paper with two blue squiggles. The pen is labeled "1.0   [ ] TRU RED" which is the point of this very stupid skeet. It says red but it is blue. Haha.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 20h
One of the few things me and my boomer-ass dad agree on: Judges/DAs are much too soft on criminals now. In a stolen vehicle, this kid, a repeat felon, fled and rammed police, twice, getting away the day prior, and was caught with a stolen gun and narcotics. Probation. Fucking PROBATION.
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Officer Deploys Taser After Suspect Rams Cruisers With Stolen SUV
YouTube video by PoliceActivity
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/10/2026
Trump is either a Russian asset compromised by Israel or an Israeli asset compromised by Russia. One or the other is the only way any of this shit makes sense.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/10/2026
If this timeline is in fact my fault, I apologize.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/10/2026
Still, it's like I've inadvertently Harambe'd into existence a timeline where Christa Pike survives her attempted execution and Nidal Hasan's death via firing squad will be televised.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/10/2026
I put myself in a Blueskeet jail for a short while due to a bit of Insensitive Posting. My social anxiety tried to convince me to delete my account. It's melodramatic like that.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 08/10/2026
ASTRONAUT: PLEASE CRANK THE SILLY THING AROUND
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 30/09/2026
What we need is "The Purge" but for billionaires: Each year one billionaire is selected at random and publicly trebuchet'd. Keep your billions if you want; you assume the risk of a year-end trebucheting. Don't want to risk it? Pay down your billions into societal good each year.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 30/09/2026
"The real solution for this problem of AI isn't to destroy a technology. It's to hold the people that use it irresponsibly accountable." Unfortunately, we live in a post-accountability world crafted by the Epstein class.
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There's a 10% chance this video could k*** you.
YouTube video by InRangeTV
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 30/09/2026
I wonder if "AF" gets flagged automatically since it's so frequently abused in these submissions.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 29/09/2026
We need to petition DMV to allow eight characters on our plates!
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 28/09/2026
Rooting for the Broncos solely because they have a player named Strnad. RIP, Trevor.
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Deathmask Divine
YouTube video by The Black Dahlia Murder - Topic
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 28/09/2026
The NFL uses AI, and that’s proof that AI is uncool, bro.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 28/09/2026
I don’t care who wins. I just want the Cowboys to lose.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 26/09/2026
"Your honor, my client is innocent! At the tender age of 18 she simply couldn't have known that planning and committing torture and a violent execution and then taking a trophy from the victim after crushing her skull was a bad thing. One can only know that murder is wrong once they're 30 or so!"
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 26/09/2026
No one ever engaged with my tweets, so I'm used to it when no one engages with my skeets!
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 26/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_m...
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Brain matures at 25 myth - Wikipedia
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 25/09/2026
Bleak. I bet those cowards all went back to Twitter.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 24/09/2026
No one would suspect it's actually that person. It's the perfect cover.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 24/09/2026
The subtext is clear! To establishment Democrats, Trump and Republicans are not a problem. Progressives gaining a foothold into their little club is what they're afraid of. The Democratic Party doesn't exist to defeat Republicans. It exists to block progressive candidates from political power.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 24/09/2026
If he makes this fraud a business first he'll just pay a fractional fine of his profits when he's eventually caught years later.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 23/09/2026
It’s progress for a party that calls women “hosts” for babies. 🤷‍♀️
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 23/09/2026
Look up his “legal issues” on Wikipedia. Dude’s a fucking menace incapable of forethought or penance.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 23/09/2026
Bring back the ball pits, you cowards.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 23/09/2026
Come on. What’s wrong with this?
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 23/09/2026
Strange how it's always the ones you most expect. 🤔
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 23/09/2026
The only difference between Elon's Twitter and Trump Social is the former will at least let left-wing accounts and viewpoints exist in their own algorithmic silo. The latter just bans them outright. The end result is the same, though: no "across the aisle" interaction.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 23/09/2026
If you need a bit of a brain cleanse, consider this 2022 article about finding the people responsible for Wikipedia's 2008 "high five" photos.
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The adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photos
Nearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 21/09/2026
Tomlin ain’t got the voice for announcership.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 21/09/2026
The refs’ phones and/or hard drives need to be checked for shenanigans every time they work at the Dallas stadium. Shit ain’t right.
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We're not a serious country.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 19/09/2026
I wish this were longer and explored the space more. Still, it's making me want to watch Interstellar for the sixth time.
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interstellar.
YouTube video by pandora. - Topic
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 19/09/2026
Ah, yes. When that one hit /r/rva I had to double-check it wasn't from the Onion.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 18/09/2026
What's the best?
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/09/2026
I reread something I wrote "as" an AI, internally vocalizing as an AI might read that very text to me, and I immediately fucking hated what I'd written.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/09/2026
I know these stories are purposefully over the top, and I was enjoying the silly "layers" to the "onion" up until then. But having the Bad Guy so easily destroy the MacGuffin felt cheap and took me out of the experience. It's so dumb and contrived that it kinda ruined everything after that.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/09/2026
I watched the three Knives Out movies recently. I generally enjoyed them, but the second one lost me toward the end. You've finally found the one one-of-a-kind and irreplaceable piece of evidence, so why the fuck is the antagonist anywhere fucking near it? He obviously wants it destroyed!
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/09/2026
reddit just reminded me that Crank Yankers was a thing. Damn near pissed myself watching the first clip.
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Wanda Sykes’s Best Prank Calls as Gladys - Crank Yankers
YouTube video by Animated
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/09/2026
#ITAP in my backyard. I'm calling it art and titling it "Neglect".
An unkempt stone firepit with a couple of decorative boulders sitting next to it. Everything's covered in weeds and moss with fallen leaves and dead plants of various sorts interspersed. There's also a baby pine tree, about a foot tall, sprouting between the boulders.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 13/09/2026
Is this why there's been no cattle uprising?
Skeet screenshot:

lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 3h

99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 13/09/2026
Trump, naturally, doesn't call on Putin to get the fuck out of Ukraine. I wonder why. 🤔
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 13/09/2026
"I don't give a fuck so much I'm gonna pay extra money to tell everyone how much I don't give a fuck. Then they'll know that I definitely don't give a fuck. Because I don't!"
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 12/09/2026
The automatic preview card thing doesn't work on this article, so I had to screenshot the top of it. 🤷‍♀️
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 12/09/2026
I have my doubts about AI reaching the point where it decides to kill us directly, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna *get* us killed one way or another. apnews.com/article/anth...
Screenshot of headline and image from AP News article titled "Anthropic says it blocked misuse of its AI that could have supported biological weapons". They captioned the image "Pages from the Anthropic website and the company’s logos are displayed on a computer screen in New York, Feb. 26, 2026. (AP Photo/Patrick Sison, File)" on their site.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 11/09/2026
It's great that Gen Z seems not to like AI, but I feel like they should channel that same energy at algorithmic content feeds. Social media has destroyed our sense of humanity and community. How dare some gross and weird billionaire decide what they should read and watch!
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 11/09/2026
What's the issue? He's just a Bitcoin and Harry Potter lover.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 10/09/2026
These guys have been sitting unlistened to in my library for some time now. I always scrolled by because I thought their name was kinda lame. Turns out they're the great mix of death/thrash/black metal, and this shit fucking slaps.
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ANGELMAKER - RELINQUISHED [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] (2024) SW EXCLUSIVE
YouTube video by SLAM WORLDWIDE
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/09/2026
Social media was such a huge mistake I'm not sure if it or AI will cause WW3 in the coming years.
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Inside The Rise of Germany's New Far-Right
YouTube video by Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/09/2026
How about they talk about the unreleased Trump-Epstein files or how the rich neo-Nazi is funding Republicans across the country with nine-digit piles of money? How about they talk about 150% inflation of grocery prices over five years or electricity bills jumping by 40% for greed-based reasons?
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 08/09/2026
Never. Because right-wing extremists are far more aligned with mainstream Republicanism than Hasan is to the spate of useless center-right mainstream Democrats. No matter how extreme the right gets, it's framed as normal for them. Christian nationalism is creating the new Nazi party in real time.
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