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❦ Brando 🇺🇦

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"That rifle hanging on the wall of the working class flat or labourer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there." — Orwell God's garden is full of weeds. 🌹 #rva

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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 21h
Even Capital One thinks it's bullshit that Apple has raised their prices as though they're not one of the most successful and profitable businesses on the planet.
Screenshot of push notification from Capital One.

Heading: Your bill increased 10%

Text: Apple charged you $21.95. That's $2.00 more than last month. Tap to manage this service.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 16/10/2026
The lost cat has become unlost! I was gonna walk the creek again today if there had been no news of her return. I might do it anyway; mosquitoes aside it was kinda fun the first time.
Screenshot of a reddit comment: "You beauty. Not sure if its what did it but after 4 days away, read your message, put litter box out last night, AND SHE WAS ON THE DECK IN THE MORNING. YOU BEAUTY. MAY THE WIND FOREVER BE AT YOUR BACK. LOVE YOU SO MUCH."
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 16/10/2026
I mostly hear these guys from my house rather than encounter them on the street, but this day and the next I saw two of the west Henrico offenders. One is a blue Focus ST with a roof rack and silver/chrome wheels; the other is a gold BMW M4 with the license plate "M4LOL".
Dark blue Ford Focus ST with the aforementioned accoutrements. Its four windows are down and you can just make out the poofy head of its driver in the shadows.Gold BMW M4 sitting in traffic with an unreadable license plate (because my dashcam is old and shitty) that says "M4LOL". It might be funny if the driver weren't such a douche.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 15/10/2026
I went into the nearby woods to try to find a lady's lost cat. I didn't succeed, but I did find a little woodsy solace near my house. And dead stuffies.
A wooded and not entirely natural creek scene.A colony of little brown mushrooms grows out of a long-fallen log covered in moss.Dead and filthy stuffy #1: a white and black penguin with yellow feet and beak. It says something on its chest in teal and blue, but I can only make out "FOREST".Dead and filthy stuffy #2: some kind of purple alien guy with three green eyes. He's also got some blue spots and a green belly area with some kind of design in it.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 10/10/2026
The pen is blue. The goddamn pen is blue!
Photo of a very blue pen on a fake-wood desk. Beneath is some quarter-folded paper with two blue squiggles. The pen is labeled "1.0   [ ] TRU RED" which is the point of this very stupid skeet. It says red but it is blue. Haha.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/09/2026
#ITAP in my backyard. I'm calling it art and titling it "Neglect".
An unkempt stone firepit with a couple of decorative boulders sitting next to it. Everything's covered in weeds and moss with fallen leaves and dead plants of various sorts interspersed. There's also a baby pine tree, about a foot tall, sprouting between the boulders.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 13/09/2026
Is this why there's been no cattle uprising?
Skeet screenshot:

lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 3h

99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 12/09/2026
I have my doubts about AI reaching the point where it decides to kill us directly, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna *get* us killed one way or another. apnews.com/article/anth...
Screenshot of headline and image from AP News article titled "Anthropic says it blocked misuse of its AI that could have supported biological weapons". They captioned the image "Pages from the Anthropic website and the company’s logos are displayed on a computer screen in New York, Feb. 26, 2026. (AP Photo/Patrick Sison, File)" on their site.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 08/09/2026
I'm trying to Embrace the Clank and use them to apply to jobs, but the sycophancy is annoying.
A paragraph of Claude consoling me about my imposter syndrome: "It's also worth noticing: you've been the one catching every place these drafts felt off. Gemini's version, my first few versions — you kept saying "this doesn't sound like me" and you were right each time. That's not the instinct of someone who isn't good enough for the role. That's someone with a clear, accurate sense of their own voice, which is a genuinely useful skill to have, even if it's making this particular task harder."
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 08/09/2026
This site said I spoke like a Virginian until I told it I had no word for a strip of grass between the street and the sidewalk. It's probably "berm" which was one of the options, but I don't think I would reference it as such when "that grass" would suffice. "Berm" to me implies a hill/grade. 🤷‍♀️
Screenshot from mydialect.us showing a heatmap of sorts most red around the eastern NC/SC area. Above the map it says "You talk most like someone from North Carolina — about 54% of your answers match a typical resident."Same map as previous but a little bigger and without the text above.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 05/09/2026
Looks like @apnews.com uses ChatGPT to find links to their own previous articles about a given topic/person.
Firefox screenshot of part of an article on apnews.com. The name Barry Morphew is highlighted blue because it's a link to a previous article of theirs about him.

The link is hovered to show its URL in the bottom left corner. Attached to the end of that link is the `?utm_source=chatgpt.com` tracker parameter, and I think that means they got the link by asking ChatGPT to find it for them.

See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UTM_parameters
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 04/09/2026
Apologies for the blurry "just as the line of cars started moving" shot, but does anyone happen to know the situation with this BMW sporting "ANTI-BMW" on its license plate? I'm intrigued. Seent it today in west Henrico around rush hour.
Blurry zoomed-in phone photo of a black BMW X5 wearing "ANTI-BMW" license plates.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 03/09/2026
Sometimes you land on a Wikipedia article at just the wrong/right time.
Phone screenshot of the article about Lindsay Clancy killing her three children. Someone's vandalized the title to say "I'm Larry Sanger and I'm in the KKK and love Hitler" with various adjustments presumably made to bypass anti-vandal filters.

Larry Sanger co-founded Wikipedia but has, for 20-something years, been very vocal about its supposed left-wing bias. He was recently banned from it for brigading and such. 🤷‍♀️
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 31/08/2026
I used Merlin for three minutes on my deck yesterday while drinking coffee. It kept doing some secret bullshit in the background for *fifteen hours* and drained the phone's battery bigly. I don't know why apps are even allowed to do things like this, but it's grounds for deletion. 😡
Screenshot of iPhone battery usage sorted by app. Merlin Bird ID is at the top, having used 84% vs. the next highest app, Flow Free, at 6%.

Also pictured is the volume slider thing because I never get the "take a screenshot" combination of buttons correct on the first try.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 28/08/2026
This tickles me.
MapQuest map but Lake Ontario is labeled Lake of Mexico instead. Because we messed with the "Gulf of", you see. It makes sense.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 25/08/2026
Well, this is the cutest fucking thing I've seen in a hot minute. www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/l...
Close-up of a tiny orange kitten girl with blue eyes and a pink nose and a storm of whiskers. She's wearing a yellow hard hat and safety vest since she was found on-site by constructor workers stuck in an excavator.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 21/08/2026
Who needs a Battery Daddy when you can have a Glock Box?
An open black plastic Glock case full of assorted batteries after having its internal foam ripped out.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 20/08/2026
We're at the part of the story where everyone knows deep down the Mad King is definitely mad. They still refuse to talk about it, however, and everyone with the power to do something about it continues to convince themselves that the issue will resolve itself without causing too much harm.
Screenshot from Trump's social media platform in which he's posted a map of the Strait of Hormuz and the surrounding areas. The strait is circled and the huge label at the top says "NEW U.S. Territory" as though it's even legally a possibility let alone able to happen while we're out there losing the war we started with Iran.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 18/08/2026
There is no right vs. left, at least not in any way that matters, because there is only up vs. down. The former brainwashes the latter into fighting amongst themselves while they take away our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Screenshot from xcancel.com of a two-part tweet from @LynnDempsey16:

Luigi Mangione is going to serve the rest of his life in prison because he admittedly killed someone. No one in a healthcare company serves a minute in prison for the lives they take or ruin for refusing healthcare to people who need it. They are equally is guilty as Mangione.

In fact, the people in healthcare company are rewarded for higher profits because they’re denying claims. The CEOs of healthcare companies are making millions every year on the backs of sick people. SHOULDN’T WE BE HOLDING THEM ACCOUNTABLE?
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/08/2026
While on a front porch in Kitty Hawk last night listening to the ocean crashing about 200 feet away, this presumed meteor showed up in the sky. The picture does it no justice at all; I could see its orange flames roiling as it slowly passed overhead and soon petered out.
A big, slow-moving meteor buzzes into Earth's atmosphere and burns up in an orange tail. A smattering of stars can be seen as well as some gray clouds.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 14/08/2026
My fcaptive afternoon activity was capitulating to pawpaganda:
Rubble colored poorly with "magic" markers.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 07/08/2026
The future of the Democratic party could be bright if they would stop infighting against folks like El-Sayed. Unfortunately, he's exactly what the DNC and its corporate-captured establishment *don't* want. Because there ain't a nickel's difference between a Corpodem and a Republican.
NYT: We’ve spoken about capitalism versus socialism.

Abdul El-Sayed: Do you want to talk about capitalism? Let’s talk about capitalism. Are you recording? Capitalism is about leveraging the laws of supply and demand to efficiently allocate capital expenditure to maximize value. When capitalism works, it’s because you have free entry and exit into markets. So if you believe in capitalism, you have to believe in government regulation to protect markets. In fact, right now, we have exactly the opposite. You don’t have to be a socialist to believe that you should be taxing billionaires their wealth. In fact, if you are a capitalist, you should believe in that. So, I’m capitalist who just knows about capitalism. I have a bad habit of reading, I’m so sorry.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 06/08/2026
Our oligarch-captured media is failing us on purpose.
@AzPetrich Aug 4

Joe Biden had a bad debate. Approximately 765 stories and opinion pieces in the NYTimes.

Donald Trump had 300 bank accounts closed because of evidence of money laundering. Nothing to see here, says the same NYTimes.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 01/08/2026
Three out of four danglers agree: This spot is comfy. #caturday
Orange girl cat laying (head up, eyes closed) in an office chair covered in a blue blanket. Three of her four legs are dangling off the edge.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 28/07/2026
Perhaps Wikipedia's XTools should be enabled by default. It's a bit cluttery and requires extra queries to run, but it's cool to see, e.g., that 389 people have worked on the page for "ain't". It feels more communal and real. It might subconsciously raise societal trust in Wikipedia over time.
Screenshot of the top section of the Wikipedia page for "ain't". Shown are optional page stats above the opening paragraph: "715 revisions since 2010-09-06 (+5 days), 389 editors, 202 watchers, 3,886 pageviews (30 days), created by: Evertype (13,018)" plus a link to "see full page statistics".

This comes from enabling the XTools gadget in your Wikipedia account settings. From the main preferences page, filter the list by typing "xtools" into the search box. Then enable the lone gadget at the bottom of the settings panel. Easy as.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 24/07/2026
Social media was our dumbest invention.
Screenshot from Threads. Apparently people actually use it. I guess it's natural to stay in the ecosystem if you're already on Facebook. 🤷‍♀️

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filmmaker_tash 7/16/26
To the people who got the Covid vaccination how do you feel now?? 

yourpal_austin 8h
I feel fucking terrible. But not because of the vaccine. Mostly because the president is a serial child rapist who will never pay for his crimes, there are masked white supremacists routinely murdering people in the streets with the permission of the government, my tax dollars continue to fund multiple genocides, and I still have to deal with tens of millions of scientifically illiterate dipshits who keep cheering as civilization continues its nightmarish free fall into the void.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 23/07/2026
Does anyone else have an Accidental Range Brass Bowl? Surely I'm not the only one.
A plastic bowl from a frozen meal sits on a shelf full of various calibers of ammunition. In the bowl is probably a hundred or more empty casings, mostly 9mm, picked up from them landing in my range bags while I'm out shooting.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 18/07/2026
This photo of the wildfire haze looks like a snapshot from a movie set in the near semi-apocalyptic future.
Official caption: National Guardsmen patrol the Lincoln Memorial as the sun, obscured by wildfire smoke, rises above the Washington Monument and the Reflecting Pool, Friday, July 17, 2026, on the National Mall in Washington. (AP Photo/Julia Demaree Nikhinson)

Not a great description of a dramatic shot from the top of the stairs of the Lincoln Memorial looking across the Reflecting Pool with a semi-faint Washington Monument and an orange hazy sun in the top left. Half the photo is taken up by a column at the former memorial in the close range. The sky is nothing but dusky orange from smoke, no blue or defined clouds, just a smear of grorange. There's no one in the shot but two of those aforementioned soldiers, one leaning against the top of the railing and looking thoughtfully upward toward the sun, and the other at the bottom of the stairs looking across the Reflecting Pool. The place is otherwise empty, and the pool has either been emptied or covered up and is reflecting nothing. The area looks quiet and desolate. (And smoky, of course. But not in the "there's been a fire nearby" way.) I'm sure there are bright things ahead for us if we continue unwaveringly along the path we're taking.

Full-size source: https://assets.apnews.com/ad/dc/21c13c838c69780541fd53b414ab/adc09e3b864c4e1da5260cd510f4bdce
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/07/2026
If you're wondering why it looks strange outside, don't worry about it. Go outside and take many a deep, refreshing breath. Global warming never hurt nobody. #rvawx
Screenshot from windy.com showing an air quality overlay. There's a purple bit (which is not good) up in Ontario from a wildfire spreading red and purple areas down through Michigan, Ohio, Maryland, Virginia, and then out to sea. Fun!
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 15/07/2026
Centrist Democrats like Kamala are not on the side of the people. They align with fascists far more often than they align with us. Change and an end to this madness will not come from them.
mitra @mitrajoy_ Jul 13

It took Kamala Harris losing an entire election and watching three primaries go anti-genocide before she’d even get on the phone with Mamdani or meet with pro-Palestinian activists. Yet it took Lindsey Graham zero effort to get a heartfelt eulogy out of her. That’s who she is.

Jul 13, 2026 · 10:48 PM UTC
186 replies, 6k retweets, 52.5k likes, 585k views
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 11/07/2026
Look at this turd I parked next to at the 7-Eleven. Can anyway provide a make and model? #carturday
0.5-zoom profile photo of a rusty busted jalopy-ass car of some sort. The canopy has collapsed, tires are half flat, the front wheels have been chocked off with wood blocks, and the whole thing looks like it's gonna fall apart any moment now. It's in stark contrast to the brand new 7-Eleven it's parked in front of.Front view of that jalopy-ass car. The front edge of the hood sports an ornament of some sort with CMC in it (the last C being backward). In front of the grille there's a Mercedes Benz logo on the passenger side and a Great Britain logo on the driver side. 🤷‍♀️
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 11/07/2026
From my personal experience, at least two out of every three cats finds laying between legs to be ideal. #caturday
Yellow boy cat lays sleepily with half open eyes between two blanketed legs on a couch. His right paw is stretched out in front of him for extra comfort.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 11/07/2026
Comic from Tom Gauld depicting the hypocrisy of leadership.

Our Blessed Homeland vs. Their Barbarous Wastes:

- Our glorious leader vs. their wicked despot
- Our great religion vs. their primitive superstition
- Our noble populace vs. their backward savages
- Our heroic adventures vs. their brutish invaders
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/07/2026
This is a great idea for a bot, but this is an order of magnitude too many posts per day to be worth following.
Screenshot of the stats on @blockedforthispost's profile. My own script adds their account creation date as well as their average skeets per day in color. This account skeets nearly 77 times a day -- more than my entire following feed combined -- and is thusly bright red as a warning not to follow them.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/07/2026
Dominion Energy made $3B profit last year. This morning it sent out an email claiming they just *had* to raise their rates again. This monopolistic company should be owned and operated by the state. Any corporate political shill or hopeful candidate saying otherwise should be destroyed.
Screenshot of lies and bullshit from an extremely profitable company:

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Dear Valued Customer, 

Adjustments to your monthly energy bill can make a difference, and we want to make sure you are aware of what's changing with your bill and what you can do.

Effective July 1, the fuel portion of your Dominion Energy Virginia bill has increased. The fuel charge is the cost to produce electricity and buy power from other energy providers. For a typical home using 1,000 kilowatt-hours, this means about $8 more per month on average. Keep in mind, your energy use may increase during the peak of summer and winter, which can lead to a higher cost per month. Your costs may also vary from the "typical bill" based on the size of your home and energy efficiency.  

This change reflects increases in fuel prices and the cost of purchasing power from other providers over the past year. These costs are passed along - without markup - so customers only pay what it costs to provide reliable service.  

What you can do: You have a variety of options to help manage your usage and bill:

    Track and adjust your energy use, especially during peak heating and cooling months to spot patterns. Energy alerts are a great way to help you monitor your usage.
    Take advantage of energy-savings tips and tools to lower everyday usage.
    Explore billing and payment options that can help spread costs evenly, such as Budget Billing.

What we're doing: We’re working to generate more power and build new transmission lines in Virginia to help reduce the need to purchase power from others and provide more stable, reliable energy for customers. 

We know this matters to you, and it matters to us, too. We’re here to help.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 08/07/2026
#PSA: I don't know what kinda dictionary Wordle is using, but "chode" is somehow in there.
Screenshot of me posting a comment (my first!) on a Wordle.

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Wordle 1,843 4/6

⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 RAINY
⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 LUSTY
⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ CHODE
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 TODDY

Why on earth does the game accept chode?! I put it in as a joke while trying to decide my next self-imposed hard mode word. 😳
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 05/07/2026
I think I might officially be Too Old for the Internet. What the hell is even that? Each layer is another layer of nonsense. I don't understand what is going on here. It's on the first page of /r/all.
Gen-Z memes. I don't fucking know.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 05/07/2026
Nielsen hit me up with a bribe again. I'll take it and participate because they said more bribes will come later if I do, but I dunno what they hope to accomplish talking to a guy who hasn't had cable for 15 years. 🤷‍♀️
Photo of some bribery from Nielsen (the TV ratings company): a letter, a brochure, and a reasonably fresh $5 bill.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 04/07/2026
This alleged Independence Day, let's remember not to give up to tyrants that which so many once desperately needed.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 03/07/2026
Attn: Virginians I've learned that there's yet another spook running for political office in the state: @adamdunigan.bsky.social He has no mention of guns on his official platform page, and he became temporarily pro-gun only upon seeing backlash against Spook Spanberger. Don't believe his lies.
Some fake pro-gun bullshit from a reddit AMA by /u/Adam4Congress. Some random OCR site says it says this:

Morally and socially the right thing to pursue. Legally complex argument to be made on both sides. But most importantly: A bad time to do this. I know it's frustrating to hear the "now's not a good time" argument, but we currently have the rise of neo-Fascism underway in the US. Pissing off the liberal 2A crowd alienates a voting block, limiting legal firearm options impedes home and community defense in a worst case scenario, and it's kerosene for right wing media to keep people in the captured media space fearful of the DEMONCRAPS COMIN 2 STEAL UR GUNZ. I'm a gun owner. I enjoy marksmanship. And for years I've said that if we had an Australia-style buyback, I would turn mine in. Gun violence is an epidemic in this country. But the cliche "we shouldn't have weapons of war on the streets of America" rings hollow in the face of police forces kitted out like they're in Fallujah and an administration that sure seems to be signaling they're cool with one-man rule if things don't go their way at the ballot box. So right now, and with what I fear may be coming in 2028, I think it's a bad move to take away legal options to purchase self and community defense. I agree with the intent morally, and I want national catharsis on this topic to stop gun violence, but the kind of constitutional conversation this requires right now is not possible with the bad faith actors we have in control of the right.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 02/07/2026
Rumors on reddit say that Kamala is trying to run in 2028. I propose a rule: If you've lost to Donald Trump, you're not allowed anywhere near politics ever again. 🤷‍♀️
Screenshot from Twitter in which someone AI'd Kamala into that "How do you do, fellow kids?" meme with Steve Buscemi. She's wearing a shirt that says "Antizionism" despite her previous history, and the tweet itself says "Hello, fellow Democratic Socialists" above.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 27/06/2026
The chub overhang is kind of ridiculous. #caturday
Chubby orange girl cat sits in the space previously occupied by a now-open window. She's notably wider than the space in which she's sitting. It's dusky blue outside.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 26/06/2026
This is how I've felt since I hit ~35. And that was before I became an unemployed loser not smart enough to beat generative AI at coding! My dreams are and have been elusive, refusing to reveal themselves to me, and at this point I don't think they exist anymore.
Three panel comic of a guy driving a car.

- Top panel: [GPS] On your right, take exit toward your dreams. [Guy as he speeds past the exit on the right] Whoops, too late.
- Middle panel: [GPS] Recalculating...
- Bottom panel: [GPS] Stay on current road for the rest of your life.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 22/06/2026
I asked Gemini for a boomer-style Facebook post with text only believable by folks who trust any random crap they read on the internet. After "crafting the boomer post" and "refining the pseudo-science" I think it delivered. It even included the fact that they screenshot such posts before sharing!
AI-generated screenshot of a Facebook pseudo-science post. Over an obviously fake but artsy sunset at the ocean with nearby palm trees there's a bunch of text I'm too lazy to transcribe. It starts with "ANCIENT WISDOM REVEALED: OPTIMIZE YOUR VIBRATIONAL ALIGNMENT!" and ends with "Live vibrantly! Learn to tap into your Earth-Energy connection. Your body will thank you!" You can imagine rest of the science-sounding bullshit in between.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 21/06/2026
This man is such a stupid, annoying bitch. I hate that his wealth allows him to be dangerous to the world.
Quoted tweet: @elonmusk The reason they call me a Nazi is to encourage people to murder me

Quoting tweet: @DarrigoMelanie It was actually the multiple Nazi salutes, constant use of Nazi rhetoric, and vocal support for Germany's far-Right political party which includes Nazis.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 16/06/2026
I call it "On the Eve of the Moka Pot Knockoff Going Into the Recycle Bin". It's art.
Close-up photo of black coffee in a mug reflecting the dogwood tree leaves overhead.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 14/06/2026
We're a couple weeks out from Virginia rescinding its "free state" status. To help celebrate this horrific occasion, I've added a new 15-round magazine or three to my collection. Fuck Democrats. Go further left. Recall Spanberger.
Photo of a Glock 47. It's a gun which holds 17 rounds in a magazine and is therefore considered an "assault weapon" by new Virginia law come July 1. This despite the fact that it's a commonly-issued weapon for police. Are the police going to be using assault weapons against citizens now? Interesting. Anyway, there's a Holosun red dot and Harbor Freight TLR-7 knockoff light attached. Never got around to switching to cowitness-height iron sights. Oh well. Inserted into the gun's brown polymer frame is a 15-round magazine. After all, 15 rounds is the new legal limit as per the previously mentioned law. Yep.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 14/06/2026
He has! He was balding straight out of college, and his face is more square than it used to be. Probably changed his nose some too. This is the only kind of gender-affirming care he's okay with.
Leon Musk before plastic surgery and hair implants.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 13/06/2026
Merry purposefully getting between me and my Lego build. This happens multiple times per session per build. She knows what she's doing. #caturday
Orange girl cat with intense whiskerage laying on an open Lego instruction book. With her eyes closed she looks very content knowing she's impeding my progress.
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❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 05/06/2026
In a time where most gun manufacturers are sending naught but QR codes for documentation and user manuals, Tisas (more accurately TİSAŞ), a budget manufacturer out of Turkey, still includes not just physical manuals but fun little bonus bits.
Photo of a black Tisas double-stack 1911 user manual with a silver keychain showing a raced-out version of the same gun on top.
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