❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 21hEven Capital One thinks it's bullshit that Apple has raised their prices as though they're not one of the most successful and profitable businesses on the planet. 010 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 16/10/2026The lost cat has become unlost! I was gonna walk the creek again today if there had been no news of her return. I might do it anyway; mosquitoes aside it was kinda fun the first time. 020 2
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 16/10/2026I mostly hear these guys from my house rather than encounter them on the street, but this day and the next I saw two of the west Henrico offenders. One is a blue Focus ST with a roof rack and silver/chrome wheels; the other is a gold BMW M4 with the license plate "M4LOL". 100 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 15/10/2026I went into the nearby woods to try to find a lady's lost cat. I didn't succeed, but I did find a little woodsy solace near my house. And dead stuffies. 020 2
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/09/2026#ITAP in my backyard. I'm calling it art and titling it "Neglect". 010 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 12/09/2026I have my doubts about AI reaching the point where it decides to kill us directly, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna *get* us killed one way or another. apnews.com/article/anth... 110 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 08/09/2026I'm trying to Embrace the Clank and use them to apply to jobs, but the sycophancy is annoying. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 08/09/2026This site said I spoke like a Virginian until I told it I had no word for a strip of grass between the street and the sidewalk. It's probably "berm" which was one of the options, but I don't think I would reference it as such when "that grass" would suffice. "Berm" to me implies a hill/grade. 🤷♀️ 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 05/09/2026Looks like @apnews.com uses ChatGPT to find links to their own previous articles about a given topic/person. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 04/09/2026Apologies for the blurry "just as the line of cars started moving" shot, but does anyone happen to know the situation with this BMW sporting "ANTI-BMW" on its license plate? I'm intrigued. Seent it today in west Henrico around rush hour. 020 2
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 03/09/2026Sometimes you land on a Wikipedia article at just the wrong/right time. 121 2
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 31/08/2026I used Merlin for three minutes on my deck yesterday while drinking coffee. It kept doing some secret bullshit in the background for *fifteen hours* and drained the phone's battery bigly. I don't know why apps are even allowed to do things like this, but it's grounds for deletion. 😡 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 25/08/2026Well, this is the cutest fucking thing I've seen in a hot minute. www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/l... 022 2
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 21/08/2026Who needs a Battery Daddy when you can have a Glock Box? 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 20/08/2026We're at the part of the story where everyone knows deep down the Mad King is definitely mad. They still refuse to talk about it, however, and everyone with the power to do something about it continues to convince themselves that the issue will resolve itself without causing too much harm. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 18/08/2026There is no right vs. left, at least not in any way that matters, because there is only up vs. down. The former brainwashes the latter into fighting amongst themselves while they take away our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/08/2026While on a front porch in Kitty Hawk last night listening to the ocean crashing about 200 feet away, this presumed meteor showed up in the sky. The picture does it no justice at all; I could see its orange flames roiling as it slowly passed overhead and soon petered out. 110 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 14/08/2026My fcaptive afternoon activity was capitulating to pawpaganda: 110 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 07/08/2026The future of the Democratic party could be bright if they would stop infighting against folks like El-Sayed. Unfortunately, he's exactly what the DNC and its corporate-captured establishment *don't* want. Because there ain't a nickel's difference between a Corpodem and a Republican. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 06/08/2026Our oligarch-captured media is failing us on purpose. 001 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 01/08/2026Three out of four danglers agree: This spot is comfy. #caturday 040 4
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 28/07/2026Perhaps Wikipedia's XTools should be enabled by default. It's a bit cluttery and requires extra queries to run, but it's cool to see, e.g., that 389 people have worked on the page for "ain't". It feels more communal and real. It might subconsciously raise societal trust in Wikipedia over time. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 23/07/2026Does anyone else have an Accidental Range Brass Bowl? Surely I'm not the only one. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 18/07/2026This photo of the wildfire haze looks like a snapshot from a movie set in the near semi-apocalyptic future. 010 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 17/07/2026If you're wondering why it looks strange outside, don't worry about it. Go outside and take many a deep, refreshing breath. Global warming never hurt nobody. #rvawx 010 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 15/07/2026Centrist Democrats like Kamala are not on the side of the people. They align with fascists far more often than they align with us. Change and an end to this madness will not come from them. 010 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 11/07/2026Look at this turd I parked next to at the 7-Eleven. Can anyway provide a make and model? #carturday 100 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 11/07/2026From my personal experience, at least two out of every three cats finds laying between legs to be ideal. #caturday 071 7
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/07/2026This is a great idea for a bot, but this is an order of magnitude too many posts per day to be worth following. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 09/07/2026Dominion Energy made $3B profit last year. This morning it sent out an email claiming they just *had* to raise their rates again. This monopolistic company should be owned and operated by the state. Any corporate political shill or hopeful candidate saying otherwise should be destroyed. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 08/07/2026#PSA: I don't know what kinda dictionary Wordle is using, but "chode" is somehow in there. 100 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 05/07/2026I think I might officially be Too Old for the Internet. What the hell is even that? Each layer is another layer of nonsense. I don't understand what is going on here. It's on the first page of /r/all. 100 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 05/07/2026Nielsen hit me up with a bribe again. I'll take it and participate because they said more bribes will come later if I do, but I dunno what they hope to accomplish talking to a guy who hasn't had cable for 15 years. 🤷♀️ 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 04/07/2026This alleged Independence Day, let's remember not to give up to tyrants that which so many once desperately needed. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 03/07/2026Attn: Virginians I've learned that there's yet another spook running for political office in the state: @adamdunigan.bsky.social He has no mention of guns on his official platform page, and he became temporarily pro-gun only upon seeing backlash against Spook Spanberger. Don't believe his lies. 100 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 02/07/2026Rumors on reddit say that Kamala is trying to run in 2028. I propose a rule: If you've lost to Donald Trump, you're not allowed anywhere near politics ever again. 🤷♀️ 101 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 26/06/2026This is how I've felt since I hit ~35. And that was before I became an unemployed loser not smart enough to beat generative AI at coding! My dreams are and have been elusive, refusing to reveal themselves to me, and at this point I don't think they exist anymore. 010 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 22/06/2026I asked Gemini for a boomer-style Facebook post with text only believable by folks who trust any random crap they read on the internet. After "crafting the boomer post" and "refining the pseudo-science" I think it delivered. It even included the fact that they screenshot such posts before sharing! 100 1
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 21/06/2026This man is such a stupid, annoying bitch. I hate that his wealth allows him to be dangerous to the world. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 16/06/2026I call it "On the Eve of the Moka Pot Knockoff Going Into the Recycle Bin". It's art. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 14/06/2026We're a couple weeks out from Virginia rescinding its "free state" status. To help celebrate this horrific occasion, I've added a new 15-round magazine or three to my collection. Fuck Democrats. Go further left. Recall Spanberger. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 14/06/2026He has! He was balding straight out of college, and his face is more square than it used to be. Probably changed his nose some too. This is the only kind of gender-affirming care he's okay with. 000 0
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 13/06/2026Merry purposefully getting between me and my Lego build. This happens multiple times per session per build. She knows what she's doing. #caturday 070 7
❦ Brando 🇺🇦 @chairmanbrando.org · 05/06/2026In a time where most gun manufacturers are sending naught but QR codes for documentation and user manuals, Tisas (more accurately TİSAŞ), a budget manufacturer out of Turkey, still includes not just physical manuals but fun little bonus bits. 200 2