Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’M PRETTY SURE I HAD THAT FLAVOR OF DORITOS BACK WHEN I I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’M GOING THIS WEEKEND IF IT’S STILL IN THEATERS! (I highly doubt I will be seeing Digger this weekend) 100
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 13/10/2026FORGOT HOW TO COUNT? JUST TRAMPLE A REF! 010
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 13/10/2026ANYONE ELSE HOPING SOMEBODY FORGETS HOW THE GAME WORKS, LIKE WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY? 010
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 11/10/2026WHY DO THE PACKERS LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF BIZARRO-DOLPHINS TODAY? THOSE JERSEYS HURT MY EYES. LIKE THAT UNCOLOR IS SUCKING THE LIFE FORCE OUT OF ANYTHING NEAR IT. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’M MAKING MEAT LOAF TOMORROW! (I am easily amused) 110
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 09/10/2026HERE WE GO, BLOOD CLOT, HERE WE GO! (clap clap) HERE WE GO, BLOOD CLOT, HERE WE GO! (clap clap) 051
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026IT’S LIKE A CYBERTRUCK FUCKED A CHRYSLER 300, AND THIS IS THE BIRTH DEFECT-RIDDLED OFFSPRING. 010
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026GET SOME RATTLE CANS AND BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD! WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? THEY’RE JUST PRESS CARS. 010
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026LEG BRACE? OR DIAPER SUPERSTRUCTURE? PEOPLE ARE ASKING QUESTIONS. 030
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026IF IT DIDN’T HAVE WHEELS, WAS MADE OF CONCRETE, AND WAS THE SIZE OF A LIBRARY, IT MIGHT BE A HOT NEW TAKE ON BRUTALIST ARCHITECTURE. AS A CAR, IT’S HORRIBLE. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026IF THIS THING HAD NO WHEELS, WAS MADE OF CONCRETE, AND WAS THE SIZE OF A LIBRARY, IT WOULD BE AN INTERESTING NEW TAKE ON BRUTALIST ARCHITECTURE. AS A CAR? NO. HELL NO. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I WAS GOING TO COME IN WITH “potatoes. Weed. What are the other two?” BUT YOU JUST ANSWERED MY QUESTION. 010
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I SEE HINTS OF CYBERTRUCK. I AM NOT A FAN. 010
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026PLANETOID SIZED BUICK GOES “Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.” NICE AND QUIET LIKE. 010
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026THIS GUY IS ASKING THE CLEERK IF HE NEEDS TO GET THE TITLE OF HIS NEW CAR “NOTORIETY.” I THINK HE MEANS “NOTARIZED.” ALSO, WE’RE IN A FUCKING WALLGREEN’S. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026THE CAT’S AT THE VET, AND HE IS VERY MUCH VOICING HIS DISPLEASURE. HE’S A LOUD LITTLE BASTARD. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026CHRIST, THIS GUY AT WORK TRYING TO TALK TO ME ABOUT A GAME I BOUGHT EARLIER THIS WEEK. HE’S THE KIND OF GUY WHO THINKS EVERY CONSOLE IS A ‘NINTENDO’. OBVIOUSLY NEVER PICKED UP A CONTROLLER IN HIS LIFE. HE’S ONLY 5 YEARS OLDER THAN ME. GAMES HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE WE WERE KIDS. WTF? 001
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A WOOD CHIPPER’S TO GOOD FOR THAT LITTLE BASTARD. I’M THINKING LETS FEED HIM INTO ONE OF THOSE HOBART DELI SLICERS. MAKE HIS END NICE AND SLOW. 020
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I MIGHT START DRINKING TEA, JUST BECAUSE THIS WAS SO NICE. 010
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026THE ONLY REASON I’D LEAVE THE HOUSE TODAY WOULD BE TO GO COMMIT A CRIME, AND I’M NOT REALL FEELING LIKE CRIMING. 001
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026THAT’S JUST FIRST CLASS GALOOTIN’, IS WHAT THAT IS. 030
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Secret Clock still has a second on it! They have to kick off! 020
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026HAWAII! WYOMING! ON THE CW! I’M A FUCKING WEIRDO! 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026STAGE ONE HAS CINNAMON, MERCEDES IS ON STAGE TWO, AND ON STAGE THREE, THE LOVELY SKYE RIZZY! 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I BRING MY MUG TO JOB INTERVIEWS. I TELL ‘EM IT’S FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH HARD WORK. THEN I EXCUSE MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERVIEW. I TELL ‘EM I GOTTA GO PISS EXCELLENCE. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I DON’T THINK J D VANCE FUCKED A COUCH WHEN HE WAS YOUNG. I AM ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED HE GAVE CUSHON-PUSHIN’ A SHOT AFTER THE RUMOR STARTED TO SPREAD, THOUGH. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026WON THE 1922 NOBEL IN PHYSICS, WON THE 1923 NOBEL IN BITCHIN’ RAGING PARTIES. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’M GETTING IRRATIONALLY ANGRY THAT GEORGIA-ARKANSAS ISN’T OVER YET. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026THINKING OF GETTING INTO AI PSYCHOSIS. JUST COMPLETELY DISASSOCIATING. FULL-BLOWN LOONY, THAT SORT OF THING. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A GUY NICKNAMED “HAND JOB BOB” IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES? SHOCK! SURPRISE! 010
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026IT’S OKAY, RUSH’S BACKUP IS THE DRUMMER FOR SPINAL TAP. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026HE SHOULD BE IN COOL JAIL. LIKE THE END OF OCEAN’S 11. 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026CONGRATULATIONS TO CHARLIE KIRK FOR NOT SAYING ANYTHING EVIL OR STUPID FOR A WHOLE YEAR! THAT LEAN TO THE LEFT YOU TOOK IS REALLY PAYING OFF, BUDDY! 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026FINALLY, A CONTEST I COULD WIN! (I probably still couldn’t win) 000
