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Mollimer

@chainchompist.bsky.social
1.7K followers 423 following 4.3K posts

Transsexual retail worker. She/her

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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m fine probably! But I’m not using social media anymore because it’s cancerous. Cya!
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Uh oh who let these guys (the hellfire club) in here?
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So many stories untold! Anyways we are going to do another 3 part film series on Jean grey and no she doesn’t have sex
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yeahhh
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Your virtuous opposition to this particular murder is noted, liberal o7
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh you want to smell some stuff? Your happy to see? Fuck off I think I hear my cat stretching in the cardboard box she farts in
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My least popular opinion is that dogs are fine, but I’m not falling for their schtick . It’s fine but meh.
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m sorry Becca
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Timeline synchronization
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
More like gay Romano
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m ordering your skirt for lunch
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hbnng
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
English major tries to write the next great novel? God bless em! Philosophy major tries to write the next great treatise? FBI
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Spider-Mans been so smug since mamdani got elected like dude we get it your mayor is Muslim. We all want that
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They should make a helmet with a flashlight on it for when your stumbling around high in the dark at your house
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
English major tries to write the next great novel? God bless em! Philosophy major tries to write the next great treatise? FBI
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sorry rax ❤️
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If you’ve had a name change in mn, you likely can’t apply for MNcare or medical assistance online. Their identity verification tool automatically fails if you’ve had a name change recently. Crazy barrier to healthcare. Fixable bug!
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A nice helper from the aliveness project submitted my application for insurance to the state. I couldn’t do this online because if you got a name change in MN, you can’t get a healthcare log in. She also gave me a bunch of good intel on networks and laser. Truly a boon
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pussy in bio was pretty funny cmon guys
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Does this mean Russell brand is single now?
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Can’t stop women from wearing free use pins unfortunately
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ferda boys
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Solving the male loneliness epidemic by distributing pins that indicate what kind of hand and mouth stuff youre generally down to do
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Posting is like throwing out a skipping stone in a sea of sludge. Your idea will sink to the bottom. Worse case scenario, it floats. It doesn’t really really matter what app you do this on
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Are you going to impeach him or are you just stating facts about trump?
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Gambit and Rogue are so funny . Like they make full rubber suits for sex, also I’m pretty sure they both wear a custom form fit full plastic combat suit all the time. Like I’m surprised gambit even knows she has a super power
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do any of the awesome variants do jump jets?
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You technically survived as long as you’re not dead yet.
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ignoring the reality that death is inevitable and comes for us all, I think I could survive just about anything
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Checkmate Hemingway or whatever
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Free binky: used by dead baby :(
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A nice lady in a car stopped me on the street to tell me that I’m hot, it’s a good day folks
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Shes doing caddyshack “I want you to kill every golfer on the course” but for real
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Woke1 was actually about climate stalins formative years. In woke2 we learn that trump is climate stalins father and he loses his hand.
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Our guy is polling higher than free beer
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Experiencing a personality disorder we gave you? Here’s our advice
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Richard Prince” would be a funny name for anyone but especially if they’re a freelance journalist or photographer
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I found myself needing to type cameltoe in some search bar and I landed on Wikipedia
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I love Wikipedia
Picture A: Outline of the labia showing in tight booty shorts

Picture B: a camels toe
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They should give you a test when you enter congress to determine what theory you’ve read. Failing doesn’t bar you from service, but your score “dolt” will be displayed in the chyron on cspan when you talk
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
High voltage wearable. Will never get soggy
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What happens when they get wet?
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m still on that shit
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When the last tree is cut down, the last sea dry, and the last song bird’s song is sung, only then we will learn you can’t eat charts
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The best video game purchase I’ve ever been party to was a copy of fallout 1 and 2 from the software shelf at Menards in the late 90s
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wish my mayor had the light of Islam, fuck
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don’t know that the point of the imperative to make shitty art is about the value of the product. I think the sentiment is just that working on creative stuff is good for the creator even if they suck and their art is shit. If the op said “consume shitty art” that would be another thing
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This archetype of fancy lady dating the dad was popular in the 90s but they don’t employ it much anymore
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Mollimer @chainchompist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Theres only one way to say it: Flying in a jet that is not air force 1 when u are president is cowardly, effeminate behavior. Sleepy joe would have just tanked the Iranian manpad like a real man.
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