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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 3h

Take pchem II… OR purchase 11 pounds of 99.99% purity bismuth…

Bismuth crystal image from Wikipedia by user Alchemist-hp, link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wismut_Kristall_und_1cm3_Wuerfel.jpg

Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Büchner flask: I am the suck flask (die absaugflasche) I am made from ROBUST thick glass (way more thick than regular Erlenmeyer) for maximum suck strength. You can’t spell success without succ. Remember that. Me: haha okay absaugflasche

Büchner flask with side arm, used for vacuum filtration (the suck)

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The most fun thing ever to randomly see

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Normal person sleeping: ZZZZ Materials chemist working on zirconium complexes sleeping: ZrZrZrZr

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Aliens living in the Great Red Spot probably think we’re weaklings who can’t handle 30+ MPH winds, but then I realized: there’s no trees in the Great Red Spot so jokes on them we’re actually dealing with worse

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m not the greatest at organic chemistry.. nor physical chemistry. But you know what my greatest skill is? Remembering silly element fun facts, like why bismuth grows square rainbow crystals or what the rarest naturally occurring element on earth is. (It’s astatine)

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

How I expect the peer review process to go once I get there: Reviewer 1: nice work here’s lots of helpful feedback to improve Reviewer 2: this is poop. An actual turd. Rejected. I hereby banish you from science. Reviewer 3: nice work here’s lots of helpful feedback to improve

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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 07/10/2026

if i was a star war i would be this type of star war. thank you

cunty pipefish looking alien. saggy A-cups. looking at the camera suspiciously with its red eyes

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yes! You should absolutely drink the beaker of potassium dichromate. This is a crystal clear sign that— you’re not just an innovator— but a visionary— and honestly? That’s untapped genius in a flask.

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dr. Bea Ker: Earl! EARL! Put the mercury (II) fulmate down! This is a huge overreaction! Dr. Earl N. Meyer: I’m about to synthesize 100% yield 9,10-FUCYOUAL Dr. Polly Esther: would you like some nice fabric

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Honestly thermodynamics questions would be way more fun if they were written like: “You are stranded on exoplanet HD 80606b, six hours before the planet reaches perihelion. Calculate the heat required to melt the hull, melting point = XYZ.” See then thermo becomes sci fi survival horror.

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If you ATE an acid, it would be ICk. SulfATE ion + hydrogen = SulfurIC acid If you fITE an acid, it would not end well for OUS. SulfITE ion + hydrogen = SulfurOUS acid However, if you ate acetic acid it would not be ick, as it is delicious on potato chips (yummy vinegar 🤤)

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sorry about that. A cyborg looking thing emerged from a mysterious shimmering light and took my phone. Idk what they’re on about because atoms aren’t actually real, therefore unicorns can’t be either. Posts will resume as per usual.

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hi. I’m a time traveler from the future, just letting you know that in the future, physicists will discover that electrons are actually tiny magical unicorns running around atoms and the quantum stuff is their unicorn magic. Also NMR splitting is caused by how much neighing the unicorns are doing.

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Calculate the change in entropy when ice reaches a temperature of 200 degrees. Physical chemistry is such bs. What do you mean it’s not melting at 200 FRICKING DEGREES. Is this a cold day on Gliese 436 b?

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I like how INTJ is literally just: you’re a Redditor

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am tired of being locked in, I need some time to be geeked

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I hate the 16 personalities test man I just want to get this dumb class done this is just corporate astrology 😭

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

a pigeon finds some gum on the sidewalk

a pigeon leans down and pecks at a clump of gum on the sidewalk, saying "some sort of sticky clump worm. Chewy. Just gotta pry it up and-"

The pigeon, having wrested the gum from the pavement, blows a bubble, exclaiming "oh!"

The pigeon with the gum begins to float up into the sky, carried by the gum bubble, saying "I can fly!! Dare I dream the impossible dream that I can soar above the earth?"
A second pigeon interjects "you could already fly."

The pigeon with the gum says "shut the fuck up. For once in your life get over your asinine need to feel smarter than everyone else and shut the fuck up. You're not adding anything."

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Natalia (娜塔莉) @wrycritic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

For context, that's a typical size of a jurassic pterosaur (juvenile) found in the fossil record

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ethidium bromide: what a nice DNA structure. I think I’ll move in. Don’t mind if I do. 🏠

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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

anyone else feel like this

A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dopamine structure tattoo: cliche, overrated Organic reaction mechanisms (SN1, SN2, all the hits): goated, will never fail an orgo test again (unless prof makes you wear long sleeves)

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Full tattoo sleeve that is all of the pchem equations. Just derivations everywhere

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is hexane. A terribly explosive molecular worm. It’s like if benzene wasn’t a ring, but a string. I’d still rather work with the hex rather than the ‘zene. Ol’ Benny likes to become all sorts of wacky chemicals in the liver and is significantly more dangerous

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Guten Morgen ☕

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When you have a huge test coming up but the mandatory 1 credit hour annoying writing class that makes you take bs corporate “personality tests” springs a tedious surprise assignment (essay of course) on you that’s due the same day as the test so it eats precious study time

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Saul Goodman's Intense Gaze

Alt: Saul Goodman's Intense Gaze

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sulfur is such an awesome element… it’s so pretty and vividly yellow, makes nice crystals, sulfuric acid lakes are turquoise and blue, it burns a royal blue flame. (Though I think my opinion would change if I had to work with thiols). It’s in a lot of bad smells, but also a lot of delicious flavors.

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Beware the amalgamation of discarded veins and blood clots congealing within the recesses of the biohazard bags, for it roams the sterile halls of this structure, thirsting, seeking to meld itself to the circulatory systems of the unsuspecting.

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Which functional group in orgo is the coolest one, I think it’s the aldehydes. They just have that vibe.

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good morning, team. We have 3.5 days until Drexel closes the Academy of Natural Sciences. It’s time for you- yeah YOU- to make some calls. Step 1: Tell the following people we need help pressuring Drexel to keep the museum open: Josh Shaprio 717-787-2500 Mayor Parker's 215-686-2181

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“I am the mole man” —Lorenzo Romano Amedeo Carlo Avogadro

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You ever experience an embarrassing moment of life so you lowkey start thinking about how in like a quintillion years the solar system won’t exist and all bismuth atoms will have decayed into lead and this moment will be forgotten in the vast expanse of time to feel less embarrassed

Little King John from ratboygenius floating in space from this video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IgVtkSlUbUk&pp=0gcJCYsCo7VqN5tD&ra=m

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Deuterium moment: “Yes I would like my compound with extra large hydrogens, thank you”

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The f in fluorine stands for FUCK NO

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sorry about that, Wing Gaster (the royal scientist) hacked my account, posts will resume as per usual

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How the safety data sheets describe the average chemical used in organic lab m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2vv...

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No Rules No boundaries, he doesn’t flinch . . .

YouTube video by GENERAL YOUSIF

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What people think when I say I love crystals vs what I actually mean

Meme text: Crystal shape meanings
Spoik - Harmonizes your transformic energesis resonition
Gribkus - Releases the rats
Crusty crust hole - put your finger in it. It’s nice.
Your dad - Get a job. Stop teaching the dog to “vibe” and go wash the yard
GeoDonkey - Helps cleanse & discharge donkey smell
Garlic Bread - Mama Mia! Reach higher realms of flavor
Now You See Me 2 on BluRay - Doesn’t raise your vibration, but lowers everyone else’s
Jeremy Renner’s hair - Makes motorcycle sounds and makes every font THIS FONT
Soup - Connects you to the ALL-SOUP, tastes “bad”

Journal of Materials Chemistry A, cover from the Royal Society of Chemistry featuring an image of self-assembled alloy nanoparticles in a layered double perovskite as a fuel oxidation catalyst for solid oxide fuel cells. (AKA, really awesome crystals)

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

SomeBODY once told me My compound was an amine So I ran it quick on the GC It was looking kind of fitting with an ion and some splitting in the shape of a M+ at 103 WELL The results start coming and they don’t stop coming Book the NMR and hit the ground running Didn’t make sense for it to lack a

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I mean sure you wear lab coats to keep chemicals off of ur skin yeah but consider: it’s also for the aura farming 👆

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What is technetium’s problem why is it like that

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’ve perfected the synthesis of this molecule (my brain makes it all the time 110% yield now that I’m in pchem)

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hnnngh no more lab please… no more synthesis… I must touch grass….

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Chemistry Enthusiast🧪 @ch3m1stry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Witnessing social drama im not involved with go down. Must be how sodium feels when it’s a spectator ion in a reaction. Just watching salt and silver nitrate duke it out. 🍿

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