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my roguelike definition is structure neutral/ingredient purist literally don't he/him me

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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 2h
please throw them a pity party and trust them fully and explicitly and dont put them under literally any kind of scrutiny goos. your'e are so mean im going to leave the left
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 3h
I am missing roguelike celebration for this shit
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 3h
first thing I do in my fascist autocracy is burn down every casino and forcibly enrol every senior into videogames so they have a non-morally repugnant form of enrichment. second thing i do is make modern conservatism a thoughtcrime, then immediately imprison myself for making a fascist autocracy
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 4h
I was dragged into that fucking casino again and lemme tell ya: seeing it populated by nothing but seniors makes my brain fly into villain monologues about "social degeneracy" or some shit
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 15h
you pop off later once you no longer break swords and thauma spells make the leap from terrible to great you can use fire breath to burn resists, sword is typically the best damage type but it can be worth burning major foes, especially golems, shadows, as well as packs of goatmen and vampires
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 15h
the class/race combo: keep permanent uptime on your sustains by constantly gaining XP -> MP zeal will carry you through skeleton fights, claymore+heals can help you survive mobs (spider/crab cage, algernon) claymore sparingly until you are a swordmaster try to sustain stoneform for extra AC
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 15h
salamander's fervour is mostly advantageous, with you gaining a pretty sizable MP bump every time you gain XP, but as with most races with unconventional MP it likely hurts blaster casters the most this opinion was made in singleplayer, though, so as with vampires, your multiplayer mileage may vary
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 15h
paladin: kind of a powercrept late bloomer class, starting with excellent gear you can take to the end (claymore, zeal, sanctuary) and questionable consumables (80hp worth of holy water) closest comparables IMO are cleric, ninja, hunter
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 15h
thoughts on barony dlc3 salamander/paladin below
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 20h
the entire second half of the game was not updated for halloween, except for vampires, who now make sillier noises i forgot to buy valkyrie veil to see if it changed but it's not a very good item and i already had a +1 hunger reduction leaf
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 22h
brew that confuses you for 24 hours
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 23h
uhhhh i dont think lockheed martin invented sentry guns in the 1940s !!! way to pull the worman giga genuius trope valve!!
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i KNOW it's just a very popular royalty free spooky song but i got flashbanged by barony halloween soundtrack having the fucking evil larry song in it
youtu.be
Living in the Dark - Myuu
YouTube video by Myuu
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
in my defense the shopkeep was a jeweller
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
barony gnomish mines are the real test of greed. will you: - die before finding an uncursed pickaxe or two - die before getting the artifact helm - die before Accumulating Capital - die because you thought you could take a shower while appraising gems before your starvation timer ran out
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Robert Brookes 🌿 @sphynxian.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Bluesky • @bluesky • 11/20/25
every time a software tool adds an Al feature nobody asked for, a human logs off
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Servers $200
Blocks $250
Moderation $600
Al features $3,600,000
Product $350
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someone who is good at social networks please help me budget this. my users are all downloading bluesky
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
i did a quick google search to make sure i'm mad about the right composer and it's incredibly funny that the act man decided to interview marty about "the dark side of bungie," as if he wasn't literally a part of the problem
twitter screenshot.

@halo2mappack: marty has a very normal reaction to the bungie sexual assault investigation. there is an embedded discord screenshot. 
MartyTheElder: heh. well, bungie made better games when it was a "boy's club." i still remember trying to erase the artists white boards before women came to visit. i'll never understand how lorraine tolerated it.

twitter reply from @mehvechan (lorraine mclees): i didn't tolerate it. which is why i held up the kitchen knife and told marty to back off back in '99. being in a halloween costume didn't make it ok to crowd in on the ladies and stroke their hair. he felt it was acceptable tho. smh. whiteboards? i was too busy to notice.
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Marty wrote one half-decent piece of music once and it went so much to his head that he became insufferable to the point that his own friends at Bungie kicked him out of the room for the negotiations with Microsoft. He hates me because I know this about him. Now all of you do too.
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
lotta bebops out here downloading funny programs to become lore accurate
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ran into an 85k graves and that shit still felt less unfair than fighting infernus at any given point of a game
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i feel the same way about it as i feel about blocklists (both in concept and practice) and crowbcat
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 14/10/2026
PLEASE play Titanium Court. Some of the best writing I've seen in a video game in a very very long time
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 14/10/2026
we even have paid industry analysts coming out and saying 'yeah you shouldn't try to make broad appeal AAA games anymore basically everyone has more niche tastes in one direction or another now' and it still doesn't matter, no, Big Game, only Big Game
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think the existence and success of the chadcat channel is a symptom of the literacy crisis
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
first dannies i've seen have fed their asses off and i'm willing to bet it's because the recommended build order says take 2 at start of lane
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
really just feels like a mystic/resto shot and mark delivery platform, it's a 1 second windup for an entire 40 damage
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
his actual gun damage feels quite shit
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oh and spiritual overflow
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
flamethrower does not activate tesla or intensifying, but it DOES activate slowing and toxic incredible fast
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
having trouble ziplining as danny 🤔
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.wren (bubonic) @ratfem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why am i always stressed?
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
dota 2 liquipedia no good? thought they still updated that or at least copied the fandom stuff over indie wiki projects extremely hit or miss - fallout indie wiki's terrible even compared to fandom, and i think there *was* an elden ring wiki on the quality of bg3wiki that drowned because of fextra
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
to actually attack your point though it feels like wikis have gotten a *lot* worse in the past decade - majority of decent information for modern games is conveyed by reddit, youtube, or word of mouth turbonerd sites; seemingly it's only a few indie titles hosting their own wikis on like wiki.gg
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
AFAIK fextra is still the most usable wiki for dragons dogma 2, remnant 1 and 2, and the surge, and they're all still barely usable and super incomplete
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
fextralife being the top result for a lot of games is both proof and counterargument to this claim
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
so is this bard supposed to *not* be dandelion? i mean the loading screen is clearly a different guy, but the glossary has dandelion speaking in first person and dandelion was literally there at the end of witcher 1, literally right after the scene where we find out who this guy was
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
bookstore owner: "geralt! someone told me to keep a funny red book around for you, look around i'm sure you'll find it." the book in question:
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"why can you not just enjoy AI art?"
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ratking guarding with his cloak when he parries actually does make it more difficult to understand if I'm allowed to just spam heavies at him
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
actually I find that neutrals now spreading out is a big issue, along with the fact split only last 5s, you can't justify to use it as a cleave every other camp when it barely lasts half of one early on
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
theoretically feels usable on wraith, haze, ratking, maybe mina for farm. billy likes to punch but i just got a match for him so i will try and report back with resutls
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've only ever seen it bought as discount ricochet for Graves and aim assist for Vyper and Paige. Also to bypass metal skin but I think that was bug abuse. I've tries buying it as a weird little farming item for m1 heroes, but the m1 heroes I play typically farm better with abilities.
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
where are you when sexfm is kill be me open browser hit control tab
sexfm.live is now only body text "fuck you"
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i'm already not buying their fucking game because they're hirez, but also,
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yep there sure is another identical deadzone rogue that came out immediately after the first one. yep the first one sure was ai slopped
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
apparently clearly delineating my desire to Never Interact With A Rude Person Again is "inciting further conflict with them" and "unhealthy"
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
pissed off rn: someone ping replied me yesterday for no reason but to call me a moron and apparently it's "more hostile" and worth playing devils advocate over if I respond with "hey you are being a fucking dickhead, so im blocking you"
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rika @strawberryrika.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is it really possible for a Demon's Souls girl and a DARK SOULS girl and a Bloodborne girl and a ELDEN RINGgirl to be in a relationship?
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
but again, impulsive and bad at positioning
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gatr @cgatr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it skips the ~15s CD to reset bishops when you get pushed too far away to manipulate them echo shard cools down while your bishops are out so they can always be in play
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