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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He's dangling pardons for anyone that kills brown people. That's what he really means when he says the fed govt will help you

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just listen to these online debaters that debate Trump supporters. In their world, schools all over are encouraging kids to be trans as opposed to just saying these people exist and it's okay. These are the same group that believed schools were putting in litter boxes for the furries.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I've been burying bottle caps and doubloons in my backyard for the last several years, so, yes.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I believe earlier you were hesitant to say CA was going to see a lot of rain, in particular the bay area. Looking forward to hear your current take - thanks @weatherwest.bsky.social

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For the first few years of our kid's lives we were lugging around a huge array of things for crying, pooping, peeing, spilling, puking, too hots, too colds etc. She is just doing it at an adult scale.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I thought the texts would have said "hawks" or at least something to work from that would lead you to Atlanta.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm sure he has been following his work closely and is prepared to make an informed vote that benefits his constituents. Definitely won't just show up to vote with the party.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Can we at least make it to the first regular season game please

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

He might be right that his voters didn't know there was a "B"

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

For those wondering: *stand off* weapons are things like missiles launched from a safe distance where you don't have to enter the defensive zone of who you are attacking. The opposite would be like dropping bombs from an aircraft over enemy territory.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

When we were kids, my sister got an orange kitten. She named it "Orange Kitty." She put about as much effort into naming that cat as Trump has in naming that lake.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The perception point is very true but comments thinking Canada can just screw the US on oil is not the whole story. Most of Canada's oil is landlocked and funnels to the US in pipelines. A significant number of our refineries are geared towards that grade of oil. Mutual hostage.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Assuming that laser is pointed at a disco ball

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

We used to give our kids jelly beans during their haircuts

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I support one of the great pillars of the MAGA movement and now everyone thinks I support MAGA? I am not MAGA, I just like some MAGA stuff - this isn't fair! -Sophie

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

That was actually a decent ascent for a person of his age, right up until the 25s mark, when he steadies himself with the doorway.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If you look closely, you can see the Lorax

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Just tell your FCC chair to force this video onto all the networks so we can all see people walk the length of a football field, slashing away. Unless, of course, that video doesn't actually exist.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Also, they never showed up to talk to us.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

It's wild that AI-generated minifigs are playing a role in warfare now.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Sure, I ran over you with my car but I sold that car the next day.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

When the day does arrive I propose a federal holiday called liberation day

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

So where is the other one?

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

We are speed running 90s war movies

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Either we have "15" of these $700M aircraft left or we don't. You associated the $700M to having 15 of "these" left. We have 15 of the $300M aircraft left.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Yep, and as written it implies $700M to replace an E-3

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

The E-3 is more like $300M which still isn't great. The newer replacements (E-7) are projected to cost around $700M but that E-3 wasn't worth that.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

oh the hot mic opportunity once she's safe and back in her car

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I thought he rebuilt the stockpile to levels never seen before. I both can't and can believe they waited till now to consider their supply chain.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Most I talk to don't even know he is a convicted felon. They live in an alternative, curated news bubble. A bubble that honestly does a really good job of reinforcing your own stupidity.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

This presidency thing would be great if it weren't for all these checks and balances

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Eventually one of these trophies is going to have some microphone spy shit in there if one doesn't already.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

The rest bailed pretty quick when he did that. Sort of like how they scatter after shooting someone.

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

What does the NRA actually stand for?

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T1 @cfwiggum.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Somewhere, there is an ICE agent that will become the martyr they want, the one they need. They want their Renee Good so bad they can taste it and will put their own agents into the powder keg until this person is delivered. Then comes the insurrection act.