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Carson Fijal

@cfijwpg.bsky.social
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| He/him | Canadian prairie socdem, New Democrat 🍊 | Opinions are my own ↙️↙️↙️ 📍Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada 🇨🇦🍁 TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE🍁🇨🇦 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whoops
Screenshot of me asking the America.gov chatbot who won the 2020 election, and it said Joe Biden
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Let's not forget this was Milo's attitude about ICE and deportations before.
Old tweet of Milo talking about masturbating to ICE raidsTwitter video showing a time Milo interrupted a podcast to call ICE on his landlordOld tweet of Milo saying the Justice system should be just ice.Old tweet of Milo saying that the most important priority for this adminstration is that they need to deport millions and millions of people.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BREAKING: Man 'Ashamed' of Supporting Leopards Eating People's Faces After His Face Was Eaten by Leopards #milo #politics #ice
Article from Newsweek: Milo Yiannopoulos 'Ashamed' of Supporting Trump After His ICE Deportation
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Listen, do with this info what you will, but this is Milo back when he was openly gay vs. Milo now that he's pretending to be "cured".
Old picture of Milo YiannopoulosRecent mugshot of Milo Yiannopoulos
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Russians when a rainbow appears after it rains
MY EYES
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Lindsey Graham? I thought for sure it'd be McConnell this time."
Grim Reaper at the claw machine
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Get in loser, we’re going to Epstein Island
Trump and Elon in a car
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
What you order on TEMU vs. What arrives
Two old tweets from John Fetterman in 2022,
"Our campaign isn't fueled by billionaires, lobbyists, and powerful special interests. It's powered by real people just like you."
"The Union way of life is sacred. Unions built America. They even built the middle class. Send me to the US Senate, and I will have your backs in Washington DC."A collage of tweets and headlines about John Fetterman,
"Insane for Democrats to view Israel negatively."
"Fetterman helps GOP Senators sink Democrat effort to block Trump war on Cuba."
"Drop the TDS and build the White House ballroom."
"ICE performs an important job for our country. Any calls to abolish ICE are inappropriate and outrageous"
"Operation Epic Fury. President Trump has been willing to do what's right and necessary to produce real peace in the region. God bless the United States, our great military, and Israel."
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Last thing the Mauler twins saw before they died #Invincible
A series of draft tweets, reading
"ayo why he ourple? why he ourple? why he ourple? UNHAND ME. Please. please."
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
True version of that "my fellow liberal" meme that Felon Musk loves so much
Modified version of the "my fellow liberal" meme, where the conservative and the fellow liberal both run further to the right, and call the POV person a commie.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Cowardly fucking response to the brazen violation of international law, from a PM who was elected on a mandate to oppose the Trump regime's saber-rattling, but has had his tongue up Trump's ass at every turn since then. #cdnpoli #NoWarWithVenezuela #StopRegimeChange
Tweet from Mark Carney:
One of the first actions taken by Canada’s new government in March 2025 was to impose additional sanctions on Nicolás Maduro’s brutally oppressive and criminal regime — unequivocally condemning his grave breaches of international peace and security, gross and systematic human rights violations, and corruption. Canada has not recognised the illegitimate regime of Maduro since it stole the 2018 election. The Canadian government therefore welcomes the opportunity for freedom, democracy, peace, and prosperity for the Venezuelan people.

Canada has long supported a peaceful, negotiated, and Venezuelan-led transition process that respects the democratic will of the Venezuelan people. In keeping with our long-standing commitment to upholding the rule of law, sovereignty, and human rights, Canada calls on all parties to respect international law. We stand by the Venezuelan people’s sovereign right to decide and build their own future in a peaceful and democratic society.

Canada attaches great importance to resolution of crises through multilateral engagement and is in close contact with international partners about ongoing developments. We are first and foremost ready to assist Canadians through our consular officials and our embassy in Bogotá, Colombia, and will continue to support Venezuelan refugees.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Just found this old tweet of mine, and it aged hilariously, because a year into Trump's second presidency, he still has not given an entire speech without complaining about his enemies.
Old tweet of mine, it reads "Who wants to place their bets about who'll be the first cable news pundit currently (rightfully) calling Trump a threat to democracy to then say "I think he truly became President of the United States today. 😫" after he gives one speech without complaining about his enemies?"
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Is this the first officially "canon" appearance of Tracy in an Erma comic?
Panel from the linked Erma comic, showing what appears to be Tracy Swan being addressed among a group of new school staff
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This really says a lot about our society
No one lined up to see ghost kid with a gun, everyone lined up to see hot ghost mom
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Text exchange
"What's going on with the Epstein files"
FBI: "Don't worry kitten"
"okay. Yay"
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Piers really said
No bitches?
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Patel: Write some anti-ICE slogans on the bullets so we can blame it on the left. The cartoon villain's bumbling henchmen:
Bullet clip with "Anti-ICE" written on it
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I can't understate how bizarre it is, to have an "independent" political commentary/news show, in the aftermath of their host's death, just hand the show over to the administration. Have it hosted from the White House, by the Vice President, with various administration officials as guests.
YouTube screenshot of The Charlie Kirk Show, being hosted from the White House by JD Vance, with Stephen Miller as the guest
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Holocaust Museum: Genocide is bad. Israel:
If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Oh that's the President of the United States casually condoning domestic violence UNPROMPTED.
Fish from Spongebob looking into the toilet
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Spruce Woods is one of the most conservative provincial seats in Manitoba. Tonight, the Manitoba PCs held onto it by only 70 votes. While I would've loved to see Ray win it, this is by far the most pyrrhic of pyrrhic victories for the PCs. Things are not looking good for them. #mbpoli
Screenshot of by-election results in Spruce Woods.
The NDP's Ray Berthelette got 2735 votes.
The PCs' Colleen Robbins got 2805 votes.
The Liberals' Stephen Reid got 444 votes.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
They "released the first batch of the Epstein files" to these right-wing influencers months ago, but those binders didn't reveal anything new.
DC Draino, Chaia Raichik, and Liz Wheeler holding binders labeled "Epstein Files: Phase One"
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Dude really spent 3 seasons aura farming, and then got his ass kicked by a 12-year-old
Silhouette of Fire Lord Ozai from Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I'm sorry but what the fuck are the entry requirements for Mushrom Kingdom medical school
Screenshot from the Super Mario Wiki showing the playability of "Dr. Baby Mario" "Dr. Baby Luigi" "Dr. Baby Peach" and "Dr. Baby Daisy" in Dr. Mario World
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school
Odd Rock from DK BananzaPauline in Super Mario Odyssey
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Yona gets so much hate, and she did nothing wrong other than get in the way of a ship Nintendo was NEVER going to canonize
Yona from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Ok everyone shut up. This tweet of mine from last year aged like fine wine. Look at the "replying to".
Screenshot from X/Twitter, from August 4th 2024
Elon Musk replies to Ashley St. Clair and says "Civil war is inevitable"
I quote tweeted it and said "Custody hearing isn't going well, I take it?"
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
"It's cold outside but I'm still looking like a thotty because a hoe never gets cold" #MKW #MarioKartWorld #MarioKart
Screenshot from Mario Kart World, Princess Daisy in her swimwear outfit, in the middle of a frozen wasteland.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Elmwood-Transcona too
Wikipedia screenshot of the 2024 Elmwood-Transcona by-election.
NDP candidate Leila Dance won with 48% of the vote
Conservative candidate Colin Reynolds got 44% of the vote
Liberal candidate Ian MacIntyre got 4.8% of the voteCBC screenshot of the 2025 result in Elmwood-Transcona
Conservative candidate Colin Reynolds won with 41.7% of the vote
NDP candidate Leila Dance got 34.5% of the vote
Liberal candidate Ian MacIntyre got 22.3% of the vote
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Here's another one for ya:
Wikipedia screenshot of the 2024 Elmwood-Transcona by-election.
NDP candidate Leila Dance won with 48% of the vote
Conservative candidate Colin Reynolds got 44% of the vote
Liberal candidate Ian MacIntyre got 4.8% of the voteCBC screenshot of the 2025 result in Elmwood-Transcona
Conservative candidate Colin Reynolds won with 41.7% of the vote
NDP candidate Leila Dance got 34.5% of the vote
Liberal candidate Ian MacIntyre got 22.3% of the vote
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Happy election day, everyone.
Flowchart that reads as follows:
I'm an NDP supporter, I don't like Mark Carney, but people are telling me I have to vote Liberal to stop the Tories.
Do you trust the polls?
YES: Polls overwhelmingly show Poilievre on track to lose. Vote for who you want to win.
NO: No one can really say for certain what the "strategic vote" is. Vote for who you want to win.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.
-Desmond Tutu
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
#NintendoSwitch2 #TrumpTariffs
First panel: Mark Grayson/Invincible reeling over the ruined city in the aftermath of the Invincible War, but images of the Nintendo Switch 2 and Mario Kart World prices, and chat spamming "Drop the Price" are superimposed.
Second panel: A large shadow has been cast over Mark, and he is staring up at something. Subtitle: "Stand ready for my arrival, worm."
Third panel: Conquest floating above Mark, superimposed with a cropped screenshot of a GameStop tweet announcing the postponing of the Switch 2 pre-orders to assess the impacts of tariffs.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Yoon rolls "worst coup ever"
Asked to leave South Korean Presidency
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
"Everyone always asks, how's the conquest going? But no one ever asks... how's Conquest doing?"
Picture of the character Conquest from Invincible, from the scene where he monologues about loneliness
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Mark Carney is backing off the promised Pharmacare expansion. This is why I've had a bad feeling about this Liberal momentum. Liberals always do the bare minimum until forced. Carney sees us about to give him a great mandate, and already sees it as an invitation to do less for us. #cdnpoli
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I truly believe that @leahgazan.bsky.social remains one of the all-time greatest MPs in the country, and her voice is needed now more than ever. And from the conversations we had today, it's sounding like voters in Winnipeg Centre agree. Vote for Leah! 🍊 #cdnpoli #VoteNDP
Photo of me (Carson Fijal) wearing an orange coat and standing next to Leah Gazan. We are both holding campaign leaflets with her name and photo on them, and there is an orange sign behind us that reads "Re-Elect Leah Gazan for Winnipeg Centre"
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Another thing to remember about so-called "strategic voting arguments" is this: If the gap between the 1st place Liberal and the 2nd place Tory is wider than the Tory and the 3rd place New Democrat, than a shift of votes from Liberal to NDP only helps the NDP pull ahead, not the Conservative.
A screenshot of election atlas showing the 2023 Winnipeg South Centre by-election.
Liberal candidate Ben Carr won with 55.49% of the vote.
Conservative candidate Damir Stipanovic got 23.7%
NDP candidate Julia Riddell got 14.68%
Green Party candidate Douglas Hemmerling got 2.71%
People's Party candidate Tylor Baer got 1.26%
Rhino Party candidate Sebastian CoRhino got 0.21%
and there is a large assortment of Longest Ballot Committee affiliated independent candidates, each of whom got no more than 0.2% of the vote.A bar chart showing a hypothetical election where a Liberal received 55% of the vote, a Conservative received 25%, and a New Democrat received 15%, but then 15% of voters flipped from Liberal to NDP. The new result after this shift is the Liberals with 40%, the Conservative still with 25%, and the NDP now in second place with 30%.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
My CBC vote compass result
Screenshot of a CBC vote compass. The Liberal Party/LPC is close to the center, but slightly to the progressive and left side, the Conservatives are economically a bit more to the right and socially far more conservative, the PPC is to the far-right both socially and fiscally, and the NDP and Green Party are closer to the progressive left corner, and my own point is right next to them.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Yes, this definitely sounds like a glowing endorsement.
Excerpt from the National Post:
"Singh did not mince words either for Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre, who is actively courting the votes of union workers that have been traditionally leaning New Democrat in the past.

Article content
“Pierre Poilievre talks about freedom, but he’s only offering freedom for the ultra-rich, freedom for corporations to jack up your rent, freedom for billionaires to avoid paying taxes, freedom for big corporations to buy up our healthcare,” said Singh.

“When times get tougher, he won’t step in. He’ll step aside. That’s not leadership. That’s not a plan that will build a Canada we can be proud of.”"
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
True enough. Quick question, which "recent comments" are you referring to here? Because if I had a nickel for every time I've heard a Liberal supporter say "NDP are aligning with the Cons" based on absolutely nothing, I could finance an entire national campaign.
Post from frannieagain.bsky.social, 11m ago:
"Jagmeet’s recent comments seem like he’s aligning with Poilievre with a hope of forming another minority gov, this time with the CPC. Won’t happen, this is too important and we need a majority government to meet this moment.
If he persist, the NDP will be lucky to keep official party status."
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
🧵 (7/9) #cdnpoli I think it's deeply unfortunate that the federal NDP seems to be in the weakest position they've ever been in, at a time when their voice is more critically-needed than ever.
Photo of Jagmeet Singh
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
🧵 (6/9) #cdnpoli While Carney is definitely an upgrade in terms of electoral strength, I worry that a complete enthusiastic coalescence of Canada's liberal and progressive movements behind a Goldman Sachs alum & central banker will prove to be a very bad thing once the current threats have passed.
Photo of Mark Carney with the Goldman Sachs logo superimposed next to him
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
🧵 (2/9) #cdnpoli Right now, every party needs to prove themselves as best fit to stand up for Canada. And this has proven a problem for Pierre Poilievre, after he's been riding high in the polls for the last couple years. He's been coasting off people being sick of Trudeau, and now he no longer...
Photo of Pierre Poilievre standing in front of a "Canada First" podium
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
"I may have enthusiastically supported everything that led up to what's happening now, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and tolerate what's happening now. And that's why I'm the best possible leader for this moment."
Doug Ford speaking at a microphone
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
YouTubers who repost stolen TikTok videos realizing they just got a comment from Jacksfilms
Spongebob sitting calmly in front of a computer, but with a translucent overlay showing him screaming
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy.
Donald Trump and Elon Musk sitting in a Tesla
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Batman snapping a gun labeled "AI Images" and saying; "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Parrot labeled "Me" sipping from a cup labeled "Unsee juice"
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The "Babe please stop" girl shouting "PLEASE RESPOND TO OUR CHILD'S HEALTH EMERGENCY" at a disinterested Elon Musk wojak, holding a chainsaw, and saying "i am become meme"
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