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Carson Fijal

@cfijwpg.bsky.social
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| He/him | Canadian prairie socdem, New Democrat 🍊 | Opinions are my own ↙️↙️↙️ 📍Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada 🇨🇦🍁 TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE🍁🇨🇦 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 15h
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Screenshot of me asking the America.gov chatbot who won the 2020 election, and it said Joe Biden
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some thoughts on the Winnipeg elections: For mayor, I think it's a safe bet that Gillingham will be re-elected. I'm not a huge fan of him, it doesn't feel like there's much of a serious bid to challenge him. Unless someone else really impresses me I'll likely vote @chrisclacio4mayor.bsky.social
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Eby should've called the snap election the next day after the BC Cons kicked out Rustad, and Milobar took over CentreBC. You've heard of "never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake", well I say, "interrupt your enemy when they're trying to fix a mistake"
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If the BC Conservatives push out 3 more members, they will have officially lost HALF of their caucus since the last election.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What is it with AI CEOs being like "The technology we are working on will kill us all. It's incredibly dangerous. We're working on integrating it into more aspects of your lives. It'll end the world. We're going to keep building more of it. Heed our warnings about the products we're still selling."
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/09/2026
"if I knew the leopard would eat MY face, I wouldn't have voted for the leopards eating faces party.". I have absolutely no sympathy for him.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BREAKING: Man 'Ashamed' of Supporting Leopards Eating People's Faces After His Face Was Eaten by Leopards #milo #politics #ice
Article from Newsweek: Milo Yiannopoulos 'Ashamed' of Supporting Trump After His ICE Deportation
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wild to think about how the BC Conservative Party essentially used those disaffected BC Liberal members to give themselves the legitimacy to become a major party again, and now that they've done it, they're pushing those people out.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Listen, do with this info what you will, but this is Milo back when he was openly gay vs. Milo now that he's pretending to be "cured".
Old picture of Milo YiannopoulosRecent mugshot of Milo Yiannopoulos
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The BC Conservatives undeniably would not be the Official Opposition right now if not for the members that are currently fleeing their caucus one by one.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I want to know if others can relate to this, or if it's just me There are a lot of songs that I've listened to a hundred times, and never absorbed the lyrics, but the moment I listen to a cover of it, hear the same song in someone else's voice, suddenly I'm like "OH THAT'S what they're saying"
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If the Monster Raving Loony candidates in Clacton dropped out and endorsed Count Binface, would they call it a Loony-Bin Coalition?
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yes of course, in Clacton, the lifelong career politician who took a £5 million bribe from money-laundering crypto billionaires is the man of the people, and the perennial comedy candidate with a trash bin on his head is the political establishment. Bravo.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Lindsey Graham? I thought for sure it'd be McConnell this time."
Grim Reaper at the claw machine
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Get in loser, we’re going to Epstein Island
Trump and Elon in a car
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor?
Me: I struck down a Jedi.
W: god I hate you.
M: yes, use your hate
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Gerudo royalty customs are wild. You mean to tell me that a society made up of almost entirely women still found a way to give one man absolute power over everyone else just for being a man?
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The US will never have actual trustworthy cable news again, until Paramount Skydance gets broken up.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
BREAKING: Donald Trump, 80, just passed the buck for all of his failures onto everyone but himself
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Is there away to tell my entire web algorithm that I bought the thing, so they can stop showing me ads for it everywhere?
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm wondering if the Ocarina of Time remake won't just be a simple HD treatment of the original, (like Wind Waker or Skyward Sword) but more like giving it the Final Fantasy VII treatment?
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
You dislike Mark Carney because you're a conservative I dislike Mark Carney because he's a conservative We are not the same
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Imagine if on Trump's last day in office, someone asks him to describe how he wants his presidency to be remembered in two words, and he just says "The Aristocrats!"
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It’s really hot in my workplace, but it’s cool if I sit right below the air vent. I’m begging to be taken out silently by the protagonist of a stealth game.
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 28/05/2026
When one of the Liberals’ biggest climate champions feels he must leave the Liberal caucus in order to fight climate change, it says everything you need to know about the government’s sense of urgency on this file. There is none. PM Carney has abandoned climate action at our collective expense.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Elon’s dih so weak he turned her into a Hasanabi head
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Richard Nixon is probably rolling in his grave, realizing he could've gotten away with Watergate if he'd just did a hundred worse things, refused to apologize for any of it, and shouted "The Fake News attacks me for everything I do! Stop listening to them!" until the cows come home.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Guy who gets caught off guard because he was looking for drawings of Captain Watanabe from Spider-Man, so he searched “Spider-Man yuri drawings”
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I'm just realizing that the Horizon games, which deal heavily with the idea of AI as part of humanity's downfall, came out JUST BEFORE generative AI chatbots were everywhere. I wonder how those games would've looked different if they'd come out DURING the AI bubble?
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Don Davies @donvdavies.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Legal experts just confirmed Danielle Smith's private health care law breaks the Canada Health Act. Wealthy patients pay to skip the line. Everyone else waits longer. Protecting public healthcare is the federal government's job. So why is PM Carney letting Conservatives dismantle it?
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
What you order on TEMU vs. What arrives
Two old tweets from John Fetterman in 2022,
"Our campaign isn't fueled by billionaires, lobbyists, and powerful special interests. It's powered by real people just like you."
"The Union way of life is sacred. Unions built America. They even built the middle class. Send me to the US Senate, and I will have your backs in Washington DC."A collage of tweets and headlines about John Fetterman,
"Insane for Democrats to view Israel negatively."
"Fetterman helps GOP Senators sink Democrat effort to block Trump war on Cuba."
"Drop the TDS and build the White House ballroom."
"ICE performs an important job for our country. Any calls to abolish ICE are inappropriate and outrageous"
"Operation Epic Fury. President Trump has been willing to do what's right and necessary to produce real peace in the region. God bless the United States, our great military, and Israel."
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Listen listen listen, Eve better not start telling Mark "rearrange my guts" because that'll bring up some nam flashbacks for him. #invincible
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Imagine being down bad for an influencer and then learning that she’s AI. At least dudes who jork to anime know what tf they’re doing
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Imagine if two half-human fantasy creatures had a baby, and the baby got the human half of both. Like a centaur and a Minotaur had two kids, one of them is half horse and half bull, the other is just some guy.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This was BEFORE the raccoon story dropped. Satire is officially dead.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I want RFK Jr. to give a full, detailed report on the discoveries he made studying that raccoon dih
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 16/04/2026
Today, the Liberals rejected our NDP motion to ban surveillance pricing - a dystopian practice that will drive up costs for Canadians if we allow it to take root. The NDP is the only party fighting to protect you from getting ripped off at the checkout.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
#cdnpoli The NDP coming in second place in University-Rosedale is pretty good all things considered. These are Liberal strongholds at a time when the Liberals are surging, so doubling our votes in one of them is a win! Hopefully @avilewis.ca can keep the momentum moving forward.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Last thing the Mauler twins saw before they died #Invincible
A series of draft tweets, reading
"ayo why he ourple? why he ourple? why he ourple? UNHAND ME. Please. please."
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Genuine question, who do you vote for if you don't want to end up with a Liberal MP?
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Carney is being asked whether *any* politician is welcome in the Liberal caucus and he’s basically saying yes. There’s no line in the sand — as long as they tell *him* they support Liberal values, they’re welcome to the Liberal Party to grow his majority power. Yikes.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You’ve heard of force choking. Get ready for… Force testicular torsion
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Speaker Johnson, we are calling on you to bring the House back to DC IMMEDIATELY! The Cabinet needs to invoke the 25th Amendment. But Congress can’t just sit on its hands and wait for that to happen when the President is threatening to commit war crimes TONIGHT.
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 07/04/2026
The President of the United States is openly threatening to commit genocide against 90 million people. Prime Minister Carney: if there was ever a moment to denounce this illegal war, withdraw your support, and call for accountability for war crimes—it’s now.
Screenshot of a post from Donald Trump: A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Wtf would Palpatine have done if Tup's chip had failed at some other time, and he'd killed Anakin instead of some other rando
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
#Invincible Mark and Eve had the idea for Invincible Inc because they weren't sure how they could afford to move out together... Couldn't Eve just conjure another golden apple like she tried to do for her parents?
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Just realized something about #Invincible. The Scourge virus wiped out most of the Viltrumites when Nolan was like 18, and now he's almost 1000. So in ~900+ years, the Viltrumites didn't re-propagate their people to more than 50?
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The effort to stop rising antisemitism is not helped by accusing people of referring to Jewish people when they say they’re against rich pedophiles or genocide.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Congratulations @avilewis.ca on becoming the new leader of Canada's NDP! I will say that I was critical of him during the campaign, but I'm going to give him a chance, because we need to rebuild Canada's left, and I hope he can pull it off.
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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Imagine playing Pokemon Let's Go Eevee. Like wtf. Your starter is a normal-type Pokemon whose entire purpose is that it evolves into many different types, but this one does not evolve.
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