Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Some thoughts on the Winnipeg elections: For mayor, I think it's a safe bet that Gillingham will be re-elected. I'm not a huge fan of him, it doesn't feel like there's much of a serious bid to challenge him. Unless someone else really impresses me I'll likely vote @chrisclacio4mayor.bsky.social 111
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Eby should've called the snap election the next day after the BC Cons kicked out Rustad, and Milobar took over CentreBC. You've heard of "never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake", well I say, "interrupt your enemy when they're trying to fix a mistake" 010
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If the BC Conservatives push out 3 more members, they will have officially lost HALF of their caucus since the last election. 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What is it with AI CEOs being like "The technology we are working on will kill us all. It's incredibly dangerous. We're working on integrating it into more aspects of your lives. It'll end the world. We're going to keep building more of it. Heed our warnings about the products we're still selling." 020
Reposted by Carson FijalAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/09/2026"if I knew the leopard would eat MY face, I wouldn't have voted for the leopards eating faces party.". I have absolutely no sympathy for him. 2348077
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026BREAKING: Man 'Ashamed' of Supporting Leopards Eating People's Faces After His Face Was Eaten by Leopards #milo #politics #ice 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Wild to think about how the BC Conservative Party essentially used those disaffected BC Liberal members to give themselves the legitimacy to become a major party again, and now that they've done it, they're pushing those people out. 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Listen, do with this info what you will, but this is Milo back when he was openly gay vs. Milo now that he's pretending to be "cured". 110
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The BC Conservatives undeniably would not be the Official Opposition right now if not for the members that are currently fleeing their caucus one by one. 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I want to know if others can relate to this, or if it's just me There are a lot of songs that I've listened to a hundred times, and never absorbed the lyrics, but the moment I listen to a cover of it, hear the same song in someone else's voice, suddenly I'm like "OH THAT'S what they're saying" 100
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If the Monster Raving Loony candidates in Clacton dropped out and endorsed Count Binface, would they call it a Loony-Bin Coalition? 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Yes of course, in Clacton, the lifelong career politician who took a £5 million bribe from money-laundering crypto billionaires is the man of the people, and the perennial comedy candidate with a trash bin on his head is the political establishment. Bravo. 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Lindsey Graham? I thought for sure it'd be McConnell this time." 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Gerudo royalty customs are wild. You mean to tell me that a society made up of almost entirely women still found a way to give one man absolute power over everyone else just for being a man? 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The US will never have actual trustworthy cable news again, until Paramount Skydance gets broken up. 100
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump, 80, just passed the buck for all of his failures onto everyone but himself 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Is there away to tell my entire web algorithm that I bought the thing, so they can stop showing me ads for it everywhere? 010
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I'm wondering if the Ocarina of Time remake won't just be a simple HD treatment of the original, (like Wind Waker or Skyward Sword) but more like giving it the Final Fantasy VII treatment? 010
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 03/06/2026You dislike Mark Carney because you're a conservative I dislike Mark Carney because he's a conservative We are not the same 030
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Imagine if on Trump's last day in office, someone asks him to describe how he wants his presidency to be remembered in two words, and he just says "The Aristocrats!" 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 31/05/2026It’s really hot in my workplace, but it’s cool if I sit right below the air vent. I’m begging to be taken out silently by the protagonist of a stealth game. 000
Reposted by Carson FijalAvi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 28/05/2026When one of the Liberals’ biggest climate champions feels he must leave the Liberal caucus in order to fight climate change, it says everything you need to know about the government’s sense of urgency on this file. There is none. PM Carney has abandoned climate action at our collective expense. 12365135
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Elon’s dih so weak he turned her into a Hasanabi head 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Richard Nixon is probably rolling in his grave, realizing he could've gotten away with Watergate if he'd just did a hundred worse things, refused to apologize for any of it, and shouted "The Fake News attacks me for everything I do! Stop listening to them!" until the cows come home. 051
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Guy who gets caught off guard because he was looking for drawings of Captain Watanabe from Spider-Man, so he searched “Spider-Man yuri drawings” 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I'm just realizing that the Horizon games, which deal heavily with the idea of AI as part of humanity's downfall, came out JUST BEFORE generative AI chatbots were everywhere. I wonder how those games would've looked different if they'd come out DURING the AI bubble? 000
Reposted by Carson FijalDon Davies @donvdavies.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Legal experts just confirmed Danielle Smith's private health care law breaks the Canada Health Act. Wealthy patients pay to skip the line. Everyone else waits longer. Protecting public healthcare is the federal government's job. So why is PM Carney letting Conservatives dismantle it? 12266126
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Listen listen listen, Eve better not start telling Mark "rearrange my guts" because that'll bring up some nam flashbacks for him. #invincible 010
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Imagine being down bad for an influencer and then learning that she’s AI. At least dudes who jork to anime know what tf they’re doing 010
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Imagine if two half-human fantasy creatures had a baby, and the baby got the human half of both. Like a centaur and a Minotaur had two kids, one of them is half horse and half bull, the other is just some guy. 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 18/04/2026This was BEFORE the raccoon story dropped. Satire is officially dead. 010
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I want RFK Jr. to give a full, detailed report on the discoveries he made studying that raccoon dih 000
Reposted by Carson FijalAvi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 16/04/2026Today, the Liberals rejected our NDP motion to ban surveillance pricing - a dystopian practice that will drive up costs for Canadians if we allow it to take root. The NDP is the only party fighting to protect you from getting ripped off at the checkout. 27454171
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 14/04/2026#cdnpoli The NDP coming in second place in University-Rosedale is pretty good all things considered. These are Liberal strongholds at a time when the Liberals are surging, so doubling our votes in one of them is a win! Hopefully @avilewis.ca can keep the momentum moving forward. 070
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Last thing the Mauler twins saw before they died #Invincible 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Genuine question, who do you vote for if you don't want to end up with a Liberal MP? 000
Reposted by Carson FijalRachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Carney is being asked whether *any* politician is welcome in the Liberal caucus and he’s basically saying yes. There’s no line in the sand — as long as they tell *him* they support Liberal values, they’re welcome to the Liberal Party to grow his majority power. Yikes. 69496102
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 09/04/2026You’ve heard of force choking. Get ready for… Force testicular torsion 000
Reposted by Carson FijalRep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Speaker Johnson, we are calling on you to bring the House back to DC IMMEDIATELY! The Cabinet needs to invoke the 25th Amendment. But Congress can’t just sit on its hands and wait for that to happen when the President is threatening to commit war crimes TONIGHT. 1289273357049
Reposted by Carson FijalAvi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 07/04/2026The President of the United States is openly threatening to commit genocide against 90 million people. Prime Minister Carney: if there was ever a moment to denounce this illegal war, withdraw your support, and call for accountability for war crimes—it’s now. 321412473
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Wtf would Palpatine have done if Tup's chip had failed at some other time, and he'd killed Anakin instead of some other rando 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 05/04/2026#Invincible Mark and Eve had the idea for Invincible Inc because they weren't sure how they could afford to move out together... Couldn't Eve just conjure another golden apple like she tried to do for her parents? 010
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Just realized something about #Invincible. The Scourge virus wiped out most of the Viltrumites when Nolan was like 18, and now he's almost 1000. So in ~900+ years, the Viltrumites didn't re-propagate their people to more than 50? 020
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 01/04/2026The effort to stop rising antisemitism is not helped by accusing people of referring to Jewish people when they say they’re against rich pedophiles or genocide. 010
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Congratulations @avilewis.ca on becoming the new leader of Canada's NDP! I will say that I was critical of him during the campaign, but I'm going to give him a chance, because we need to rebuild Canada's left, and I hope he can pull it off. 000
Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Imagine playing Pokemon Let's Go Eevee. Like wtf. Your starter is a normal-type Pokemon whose entire purpose is that it evolves into many different types, but this one does not evolve. 000