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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater

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im Jade :3💜 -minor- I'm a genderfae pansexual lesbiro something something -Music: @meloharmonii.bsky.social -nsfw/radqueer/AI DNI -ADHD diagnosed, autism undx Stuff: jadethedemigirl.straw.page en.pronouns.page/@JadeTheCatgirl dm me for discord server

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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 2h
Wait hear me out Math rock + death core + vocaloid + swing
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 8h
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Miku Miku Hatsune
ALT: Miku Miku Hatsune
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sadly i now know
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Doesnt it give you an option to expand the limit?
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Flocab @flocab.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The jokes write themselves
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Alex @lanedami.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Post nut clarity? Is that a new verity variant? (I'm so sorry)
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just got to fucking ROOM 1972 IN HOW TO PLATFORMER AMD HAD TO STOP CUS OF SCREEN TIME LIMITS WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA KMS /j
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bruh yesterday at school I decided to hop on gd and i went to the featured tab and like what the jumpscare I reacted crazier than doggie did In front of a group of like 20 ppl mind you
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bruh i just got 75% on nine circles by sightreading it
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just cane back to celeste speedrunning. 57:29.946 after a bit of routing. Def can improve more, especially in the later chapters. I also routed in 5b which saved a few mins
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WHErwin @wherwin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
happy to hear doggie overcame his grief. that mustve been hard for him
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WAIT WHAT DOGGIE VERIFIED GRIEF ITS REAL
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Improv is just rp but theater
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Flowery @therealflowery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm Pink's estrogen dealer
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gn
Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
then i fucking hate butterscotch (and you, cinnampn is peak)
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
making an iron farm and made the mistake of adding villagers before beds
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
o7
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
can u get some for me 🥺
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ddg uses ai? I thought they ran a poll and decided not to add it?
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i just got some... news to say the least and now ive gotta sleep with it
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i used to read "TwT" as twat in my head lmao
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lesbian simulator
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bruh it is not that time of week
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is that a real song i thought of trendsetter by carter price (tbh lowk its ass)
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lmao americans imagine not having truth and reconciliation day off
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
its too many times to say it only happened twice
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if i had a nickel for every time i had an nsfw account follow me i would have... not that much money but too much to say its weird that it happened twice
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thats it. im gonna
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
get this post to exactly 1 like or i will
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its so funny to imagine audrey from the boy from venus with the quandale dingus voice
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my relationship be like yu (2500km) ri
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you even have a reaction image in the bottom right
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bruh every once in a while i refresh my feed but this time it just gave me the exact same feed i was given a few minutes ago TwT
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mainstream hetslop 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮❌❌❌❌❌ jamie paige (lesbian queergem 🤑🤑🤑🤑)✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you see a comment in arabic and a reply in hebrew 🥀
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
je peux manger la verre, il ne me fait pas mal
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how tf do you ai generate a gd level
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is this made of exclusively gd clouds or am i crazy
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lmao i was like "omg this is gonna be so ass" and then i get struck with 17 THOUSAND EP RNGdle 🎲 614529 🟪 EPIC • Top 9% 🟦 🎼 Metronome 🟩 ⚡ Alternator ⬜ 🥗 Heterogeneous +11 more 23,803 EP rngdle.com
rngdle.com
RNGdle
A daily random number game. Roll your number, collect badges, and compete with friends.
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
De-flock halloween
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gen met a kid today who said he insults chatgpt when hes bored like gen just makes fun of it
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GREEN jade 💜 #1 glibby hater @certified-jade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey so guess whats happening in a month
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