Sophia Elzie (she/her) @certifiablenerd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Delta why tf can I watch Mr. Beast on my seatback 010
Sophia Elzie (she/her) @certifiablenerd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026good day ONLY to the lizard in Caravaggio’s “Boy Bitten By Lizard” 010
Reposted by Sophia Elzie (she/her)Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 21/05/2026ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR CHATGPT FRIENDS 1427201150
Reposted by Sophia Elzie (she/her)Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Chicago Animal Care and Control's boss is defending her record as volunteers and alderpeople sound the alarm over euthanasias and conditions in the shelter. blockclubchi.co/4curwSg 184
Sophia Elzie (she/her) @certifiablenerd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Okay I know Salman Rushdie is an important author, a Comp Lit Guy, but how am I supposed to seriously engage with the writings of a man who, during his marriage to Padma Lakshmi (yes THAT Parma Lakshmi) apparently belittled her for having endometriosis and fertility issues??? 000
Reposted by Sophia Elzie (she/her)Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 26/11/2025Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.” 2095252600
Reposted by Sophia Elzie (she/her)the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/05/2025there is no word intellectuals like better than “palimpsest.” They will use it on the barest of pretexts, no matter the theme they will find a way to say it. It is simply their favorite word 1581092101
Sophia Elzie (she/her) @certifiablenerd.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Today’s shooting at Florida State is far from the first mass shooting to take place in Tallahassee, even at the university itself, in recent memory. I was in high school when there was a mass shooting at FSU’s library in 2014. In 2018, another mass shooter claimed innocent lives at a yoga studio. 100
Sophia Elzie (she/her) @certifiablenerd.bsky.social · 12/04/2025My yoga teacher uses a playlist of acoustic rock/pop covers and I just got Rick Rolled by a soulful piano rendition 010
Reposted by Sophia Elzie (she/her)Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 17/03/2025me : no it's ACAB, can you say ACAB moby dick: AHAB 2683353
Reposted by Sophia Elzie (she/her)Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year. 20396421640
Sophia Elzie (she/her) @certifiablenerd.bsky.social · 14/02/2025My IQ is too low to be “gifted,” so I was the “and talented,” extrapolate from that what you will. 020
Sophia Elzie (she/her) @certifiablenerd.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I gave a talk at the Illinois Junior Classical League state convention and brought books, because as a nerdy 16 year old someone handing me a book of Greek plays was the dream. The moment I passed out the first book these kids were SCREAMING is this what being a rock star feels like? 010
Reposted by Sophia Elzie (she/her)Teen Vogue @teenvogue.com · 05/02/2025Critics have wondered if the Democrats intend to stand up to Trump’s onslaught at all. Florida Rep. @maxwellfrost.bsky.social spoke to Teen Vogue at length about the Democrats’ plan for taking on Trump and what he’s willing to risk to obstruct Elon Musk's government takeover. ⤵️teenvogue.comMaxwell Frost Says History Won't Look Kindly on Dems Sucking Up to Trump"Why is a single Democrat voting to confirm any of these Trump Cabinet nominees?" 19763120
Sophia Elzie (she/her) @certifiablenerd.bsky.social · 30/12/2024The Eastern State Penitentiary audio tour is narrated by Steve Buscemi 120
Reposted by Sophia Elzie (she/her)Mike Chen @mikechenwriter.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I just found out there's a new Philomena Cunk series coming out next week and my heart is beating in anticipation much like the thumping beat of Belgium dance band Technotronic's 1989 hit single Pump Up The Jam 1413643388
Reposted by Sophia Elzie (she/her)Meghan Jenkinson @palaeo-meghan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎 2750112186
Reposted by Sophia Elzie (she/her)David Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 19/12/2024the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker* 1305506299718
Sophia Elzie (she/her) @certifiablenerd.bsky.social · 09/12/2024They buried the lede “she was in Australia for clown school” 020
