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@cerrabus.bsky.social
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Analyst/investigator/data nerd. Also, I blacksmith, train/teach various martial arts, and bake stuff. 日本語を勉強してます Tweets/opinions are my own. He/him.

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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 19h
There will never be a situation tragic or horrific enough to deter scammers from immediately pouncing on it.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lucky Number Sleven is probably my top non-standard hitman movie. Writing, acting, direction, casting.. it's a solid movie all around, with good rewatch value.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Something unprecedented happened during my visit to the Gulf. For the first time in 20 years in Congress, I was denied entry to U.S. military facilities and even meetings with military leaders. An order from Hegseth - that applies to both parties - to hide the cost of the war.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Jam first, then the cream."
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The richest man owns X. The second richest man owns The Washington Post. The third and fifth richest men control Google. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And the eighth richest man now owns both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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Paramount takes over Warner Bros in $110bn Hollywood merger
The merger of two of Hollywood's biggest movie studios comes after months of legal disputes and concern over competition
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need a left wing tabloid for stories just like this
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These are the kind of range warriors that totally would have gone Marines, but they knew they'd end up punching out the drill sergeant and getting kicked.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This may actually mean something if he cuts a personal check for all the money already spent.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Letting Iran take out ~6.2 million people is a 'very small price to pay' for what, exactly?
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every commercial social media post should have to be OKed by at least one 14 year old.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every commercial social media post should have to be OKed by at least one 14 year old.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Complex Equations are the LSD trip of reality.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Any "outrage" to this is strictly performative. Aslan is a damn lion, so it'll be Streep's voice only. More importantly, IT'S MERYL FUCK MOTHERING STREEP, she will absolutely crush any role she's in.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[1/2] oh shit there's more....
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unless "ethics reform package" is a euphemism for "heads on pikes"
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An ethics reform package? In this economy?
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well...
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Charles Boyle: I Have Some Deeply Tragic News For You
Alt: Charles Boyle wearing a turkey hood: I Have Some Deeply Tragic News For You
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you made a figurine of Odd Job out of expired Crisco then sat it under a heat lamp for a while, absolutely.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Questionable concept aside, this was one of the main flaws with NFTs. Verifiable digital uniqueness sounds like a good idea, but if the entire framework of 'proof' can just disappear, then what's the point?
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude looks like a rejected Dick Tracy villain called Toehead.
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Pythagoras and his friends would have killed AI with hammers, I can tell you that much."
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And it has to be said: that promo poster goes *hard*
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New ringtone just dropped
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Too many to choose from... - Tony Jaa 4 minute single shot staircase fight - damn near any John Wick fight scene - Last Crusade tank fight - Heat bank robbery shootout - Jet Li l's Fist of Legend, dojo fight - 300 first encounter with Persians - Yoda vs Doku - Desparado bar shootout
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A good reminder that, despite Carlson recently speaking out against Trump, you do not in fact "have to hand it to him".
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Stop what you're doing and listen to this cover youtu.be/3BEyg4qjdIs?...
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Black - Pearl Jam ( cover by Tony Skinny )
YouTube video by Islandvibes
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn, that made my night.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Abolish gas leaf blowers.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Leaf blowers go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Older classics are often a great benchmark of how far we've progressed as a society because they give a clear view of what used to be the status quo.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“It’s mind-boggling.” Yeah, real fuckin' head scratcher that one.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Vance is going to get caught groping a teen at some rally and be honestly perplexed why people are upset about it. He can cosplay Trump all he wants, but he'll never be treated like the real deal.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Eighth Amendment would like a word.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dems needs to lean into this once they're back in power, and create a dedicated cybersecurity furry division.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember when cable was absurdly overpriced and streaming services were a great, cheaper alternative?
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Pepperidge Farm Remembers Meme
Alt: Pepperidge Farm Remembers Meme
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Party of State's Rights at it again
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Archer: My Penis Can Only Get So Erect
Alt: Dr. Kreiger to Archer: My Penis Can Only Get So Erect
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sir that is a fossilized Pokemon.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Additional charge of first degree Bullet Theft being considered
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My sympathies.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Darth I don't know if you made all those points up or if they're all real things, and honestly, I think that's a big part of the problem.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again, Dem messaging should be rock-simple, you honesty can't get much more simple than Dem: "Listen to this shit:" republican: [video of him saying awful stuff about own base] voter: "Fuck that" Not even an interpretation or quote, a straight video of him saying awful, ignorant stuff about voters
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"She tried to knee him in the nuts! That's why he hit her, it was self defense." "Oh.. why did she try to knee him?" "Well..." "What was he doing to her that made her decide kneeing him in the crotch was a good response?" "I mean, he was just [vaguely describes trying to grope her]" Call it out.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I mean, when you get that drunk at a frat party..." "...what? Finish that sentence." "I mean, it's like tossing a steak into a wolf den." "Well, no. She's not a steak, she's a person, partying with other people. Why should anyone expect something bad to happen?"
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking at you, straight white guys. ESPECIALLY you. You hear anything DARVO-related when talking with your friends, call it out. It can be as simple as "Dude, what does what she was wearing have to do with anything?" A little question like that can spark a lot of self-reflection.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For those unaware, DARVO stands for Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender. It's the standard three-prong attack victims of abuse (especially sexual abuse) are hit with by their attackers and institutions. Once you know what it is, it's impossible not to see it. Call it out whenever you can.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 29/09/2026
For years we've heard that Biden created a "Ministry of Truth," which didn't actually happen. But, I still hear people talking about it. But then Trump directed his FCC boss to be a literal Minister of Truth and the story disappeared within a day or two. What are we even doing here?
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Starbucks should be celebrating National Coffee Day by upping their staffing, paying their workers better, and knocking off all the union busting BS they've been pulling. sbworkersunited.org/our-strike/
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Our Strike - Starbucks Workers United
We began taking action to push back on unresponsive management, unjust retaliation, and an unfair scheduling system. We saw that store by store, it was possible to win direct changes by taking a unifi...
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean..
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Airport Whoopsy: Man Unplugs Something Important
Alt: Airport Whoopsy: Man Unplugs Something Important
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meat alchemy.
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