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Analyst/investigator/data nerd. Also, I blacksmith, train/teach various martial arts, and bake stuff. 日本語を勉強してます Tweets/opinions are my own. He/him.

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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 7h
Party of State's Rights at it again
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Archer: My Penis Can Only Get So Erect
Alt: Dr. Kreiger to Archer: My Penis Can Only Get So Erect
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Additional charge of first degree Bullet Theft being considered
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again, Dem messaging should be rock-simple, you honesty can't get much more simple than Dem: "Listen to this shit:" republican: [video of him saying awful stuff about own base] voter: "Fuck that" Not even an interpretation or quote, a straight video of him saying awful, ignorant stuff about voters
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For those unaware, DARVO stands for Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender. It's the standard three-prong attack victims of abuse (especially sexual abuse) are hit with by their attackers and institutions. Once you know what it is, it's impossible not to see it. Call it out whenever you can.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 29/09/2026
For years we've heard that Biden created a "Ministry of Truth," which didn't actually happen. But, I still hear people talking about it. But then Trump directed his FCC boss to be a literal Minister of Truth and the story disappeared within a day or two. What are we even doing here?
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Starbucks should be celebrating National Coffee Day by upping their staffing, paying their workers better, and knocking off all the union busting BS they've been pulling. sbworkersunited.org/our-strike/
sbworkersunited.org
Our Strike - Starbucks Workers United
We began taking action to push back on unresponsive management, unjust retaliation, and an unfair scheduling system. We saw that store by store, it was possible to win direct changes by taking a unifi...
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When it comes to mass messaging, keep it rock-simple. "People in the Trump administration spent years doing all kinds of crimes, and now they're going to get in trouble for it."
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026
You are measuring willingness to respond to a survey, not actual identity. Given the bathroom bans, bans on pride flags, renewed efforts to ban GSAs etc, it's not a surprise some kids prefer to not openly disclose orientation to a federal government survey.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone's gonna try to ride that gravy train just a few more stops before it hits the end of the line.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thing is, the vast majority of Americans have no idea what this translates to in terms of, well, anything. It's just an abstract number with no frames of reference. What we DO know, however, is gas is still ~$5/gal in many places across the country, and that's all that matters.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fuckin' fool. *OR* Though she be but little, she is fucking fierce!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
theintercept.com
DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Lock Down Your Life @lockdownyourlife.com · 25/09/2026
I'm reviving my privacy book project, some of you will recall we had chats back in 2024/2025. Now I'm looking for more contributors who'd like to be featured in the book, will link back to your project/website, have you on a page with your best advice. I'm handling assembly and distribution.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every taxpayer, no matter your party, should be outraged by this. Your money is being used to fund campaign ads for Trump. It’s totally completely illegally. He’s stealing your money for his campaign. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/u...
nytimes.com
‘Love Me’ Ad Promotes Trump With Public Money Ahead of the Midterms
A disclaimer says the ad was paid for by the U.S. government, which could violate federal law.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The moment the AI company is asking you for your bank account data, that’s what we call a “clue.” That’s the ore they’re mining from you. That will become the basis for surveillance-pricing you on everything you buy in the future. Including those groceries
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Earlier today, my father in law passed away. ALS had been ravaging him for, well, entirely too long. I loved him deeply. He was more of a father to me than my biological dad (not saying much, but still). I'll spare the details. If you can, pour one out and/or knock one back for one awesome man.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuck ALS. That's it. That's the entire skeet.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New plant-based martial art just dropped! Paging @bullshido.net
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And with the democrat's new Transinator ray, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP THEM!
Dr Doofenshmirtz holding a ray gun and grinning.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As usual, Trump thinks the event is all about him.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
See also: New England. With states like New Hampshire, New York, and New Jersey, they didn't even bother coming up with an original name, they just slapped 'New' onto where ever they have moved from.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Abolishing the department isn't enough, there need to be prosecutions.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Jesse Eisinger @jeisinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW: In ‘24, the FBI sought to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump eviscerated the FBI & DOJ public corruption teams. ProPublica unearthed the investigation and you can read it 👇 www.propublica.org/article/fbi-...
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You read that right: Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar will, thanks to the approval of Trump's FCC, own 49.5% of Paramount Warner Brothers, and CBS, and CNN. One of many things to keep in mind when you cast your vote in the next six weeks.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This right here will send him the hardest. The only thing worse than having no airtime is having low quality airtime.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every day we stray further from God's light.
A package of Oreo chicken and waffles cookies
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok... 1) receipts or this isn't true 2) assuming it IS true... What the shit?!
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Greedo shot first, but missed.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's been well established this scene was CGI and the broken toe conspiracy is just PRO-VIGGO PROPAGANDA Seriously, I have some things you should read.
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To put that into dollar terms: Oregon residents are now paying $1.6 billion more for electricity than they were paying just 5 years ago, which comes out to roughly $950 extra per household per year. Alternately, that $611,000 from the pockets of Oregonians each year for each data center job.
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force. Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon. Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.
opb.org
Oregon data centers by the numbers: 111 facilities consume nearly one-quarter of state’s power, according to new report
A first-of-its-kind report details the footprint of the controversial facilities.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Whether it's abortion, birth control, trans rights, or healthcare, Republicans want to control your body. We think that's wrong."
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@theonion.com just got scooped by reality.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Without question the Bluesky frequenting @kenjennings.bsky.social had a hand in tonight's categories False Berlin and Bizarre Little Men, and I will not be persuaded otherwise.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He doesn't know what repressive means, this is just his egotistical instinct kicking in trying to be the best at everything.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dude rocks.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump is trying so hard to turn us into North Korea.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know things are deep dish dicked when even Joe Fking Rogan is jumping ship.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Alex Jones: Tin Foil Hat Conspiracy
Alt: Alex Jones: Tin Foil Hat Conspiracy
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I had to guess, I'd say he wants to demolish the Kennedy Center, and build a Trump Center in it's place. Like the ballroom, he wants another monument to his ego.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
School bus drivers just voted to go on strike in my town, but also voted to *delay* the strike until Friday to prevent kids from being stranded at school and parents needing to scramble. Parents will still be impacted if they strike goes forward, but man that was a solid move by the drivers.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This may be my favorite out-of-context image and phrase.
Cartoon goose looking through a window, holding a crowbar. The text reads "the goose loves when babies are safe"
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Grocery shopping the other day, I saw MANAGERS SPECIAL ground beef - as in, cook-this-immediately-before-it-goes-rancid ground beef - for $4.50/lb. And it was the cheap 80% stuff. Regular price was $6.99/lb.
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Fuck the cheese dicks"
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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The White House war on Aaron Rupar reveals one thing: they are terrified of voters seeing him as he truly is. www.salon.com/2026/09/16/w...
salon.com
White House doesn’t want voters to see the real Trump - Salon.com
Natalie Harp’s enormous bag and unflattering photos of Trump's rear end fuel attacks on a reporter
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Cerrabus @cerrabus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's in that place I put that thing that time.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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