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broke biological dead end that enjoys writing stories, playing games, reading manga, and smokin' the reefer read my stories: linktr.ee/ceritus ceritusorbis.com 420 || Ally || 2A for All || 🏴🚩

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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 17h
October pfp picrew.me/en/image_maker/2495843
A image of an 'onikitsune' as developed by @korozen_ for picrew
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2495843
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 28/09/2026
Was afraid of doing PvP in WWM, but absolutely bodied everyone that stepped up lmao
MVP screen for my bout in Perception Forest in Where Winds Meet
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 28/09/2026
Fat lil breakfast sandwich
A toasted English muffin with bacon, ham, cheese, and too much scrambled eggs
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 27/09/2026
No sleeping in the wokeshop
My character in Valheim just outside of a stone building that has been named "The Wokeshop"
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 25/09/2026
The color grading on both my monitors are so wildly different, it's honestly throwing me
Two different monitors side by side, with the primary ultra wide on the right not having as much color saturation as the one on the left
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 22/09/2026
bwoop click
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 22/09/2026
The caption up top reads, "We could never have a four-day work week in the US, it's unrealistic."

Congress after having a two-day work month: An image of Squidward in vacation gear, ready to leave the country to enjoy his life.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 21/09/2026
lmao this dog
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 21/09/2026
look at this fucking idiot, he wants to suck neoliberal capitalism's dick so hard
@Patriotsounds commented, "Regulation does not prevent starvation. Free markets do. Innovation is what advances the bandwidth of freedom.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 20/09/2026
hangin' out with my pet rocks
My character in Valheim sitting on a bench, flanked by two rather happy pet rocks on both sides
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 19/09/2026
these two wooden dragons are a bit too comfortable showing pda in my workshop
Two wooden dragon adornments in Valheim are facing each other so closely that their tongues are touching. Get a room you two.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 19/09/2026
Waking and baking and breakfasting
A bowl of overnight oats with fresh strawberries and granola on top
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 18/09/2026
I totally forgot to melt the cheese 🤦🏼
A toasted breakfast bagel with ham, egg, and cheese
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 15/09/2026
I remember back in the day when 90s Catwoman got a voluptuous redesign. Jim Balent (the penciler) said he drew her that way because 'big boobs scared him'. rofl, suuuure buddy
1993 Catwoman #1 bu Jo Duffy, Jim Balent, and Dick Giordano
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 15/09/2026
Every viking suffering from a stoner's hangover is welcome here
My build in Valheim that's named "Hrothgar's Home For Burnt Children"
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 14/09/2026
Me: "Call me if you need anything."
Also me: Phone off, silent mode, night mode, in bed like Mr Bean in his Mr T sheets.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 13/09/2026
Aw dang, no boys allowed =(
A cozy little dwelling named "Tarynheim" with a sign just outside that says "NO BOYS ALLOWED"
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 13/09/2026
Sunday brekkie
A toasted English muffin with sausage, ham, egg, and cheese
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 11/09/2026
Oh shit I got paid early
Three chocolate coins stacked on top of each other
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 09/09/2026
An LED board of a Mooninite giving us the middle finger as hard as they can. It commemorates 1-31-07, stating to NEVER FORGET
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 09/09/2026
The bruising on this strawberry ❤️‍🩹
A close up of a red strawberry. Close to the middle is a heart-shaped bruise
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 08/09/2026
Elon Musk is so fucking stupid lol
Elon Musk posted on Twitter/X, "Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better."

To which Chess.com qrp'd, "There are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck."
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 08/09/2026
After weeks of grinding I finally got Maestra's Helm in Soulframe 🎉🥳🙌
A screenshot in Soulframe that shows that a fragment of Maestra's Helm finally dropped for me. About damned time!
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 08/09/2026
In celebration of Star Trek's 60th anniversay, here's my favorite Spock moment
While holding a tricorder, animated Spock says, "This whole planet is bullshit"

via SwearTrek.com
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 07/09/2026
Ravens of Eternity Volume Six is now available! 🎉 This one explores: 🏛️ Power vs Corruption 🏦 🫂 Sympathy vs Retribution 👊 ❤️‍🩹 Benevolence vs Oppression 😡 Available on Kindle, Kobo, and Google Play Books linktr.ee/ceritus ↻ ♡ please share 🙏 #booksky #writesky #promosky
An illustration of shattered glass that has been punched through the middle, revealing some words beneath. The words seems to say, "Those who spill the most blood ascend the fastest."Having fled from the Sol Federation, Freya and the rest of the Ravens find refuge in the Hegemony of Free Peoples. They're encouraged to start their own nation-state in order to maintain true independence, as a member of the Hegemony, an idea they embrace wholly. It isn't long until they launch as the Corvus Republic, a rescue fleet that specializes in covert operations while posing as galactic tourists.  
  
But their ascent is interrupted when an expansive galactic war breaks out, perpetrated by the war profiteers controlling the Imperial Domain of the Boundless Drogar. And for some, the price of that conflict becomes far too heavy a debt.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 06/09/2026
An old time painting of a forlorn woman in a red dress sitting next to a man playing a lute. She says, "Please stop singing Backstreet Boys". To which he replies, "Tell me why".
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 06/09/2026
Added furikake to my breakfast, gonna see how this goes
A plate with a slice of toasted sourdough, with ham, egg, cheese, and bacon. It's been topped with Kewpie mayo and furikake
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 05/09/2026
Female Birds = Lord Toranaga from Shogun 
Male Birds = Bejeweled, heavily pinked-out gyaru drowning in hearts
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 05/09/2026
Legitimately the funniest headline in all this GoPro drama
Markiplier with his hands over his head, with the caption "Markiplier: I did not Pump. I did not Dump"
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 04/09/2026
I call it Grandma's purse candy
An image of one of Grandma's strawberry candies. The caption reads, "So you're telling me that nobody knows the name of this candy"
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 04/09/2026
#FaveLineFriday The leader of the Einherjar (whose MO is to devastate Imperial industrial centers) holds a tense discussion with the Drogar Emperor about the nature of power.
“Allow me to tell you a secret, as a Reborn. Those who spill the most blood ascend the fastest. Every throne across history has been that way. Long before even my time. Before the time of your First Emperor.”
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 04/09/2026
Looks like this
History menu in a Chromium browser showing Recent tabs. This has three closed YouTube browser tabs, and then a subfolder reading "7 tabs" which opens up to show individual tabs within those 7.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 03/09/2026
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER:
A: a cute black and white rabbit wearing scale armor and wielding a spiked flail
B: a cute white and gray rabbit wearing a cloak and wielding a scythe
C: a cute white rabbit wearing a breastplate and wielding a flanged mace
D: a cut gray rabbit with no armor, wielding a double headed bearded axe
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 03/09/2026
nom
A close up of an egg, sausage, and cheese breakfast muffin
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 02/09/2026
And of course, after seeing all the crazy speculation, the dev was all
It wasn't supposed to be this deep... but now I know you guys like these kinds of things next time I'll have to get the tin foil hat out next time :)
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 01/09/2026
post something random, nothing will happen but it’s fun anyways
a meme titled "Medieval conservatives"
Three serfs are working their lords' land. 
The first says, "the Lords worked hard to get where they are."
The second says, "They shouldn't have to pay taxes to the king."
The third says, "If they had more gold, then we would too, it's common sense."
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 01/09/2026
New pfp picrew.me/en/image_maker/695783
pfp made via picrew
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/695783
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 31/08/2026
"wow you're an author you probably make bank!"
Book royalties via Amazon Australia amounting to 0.07 USD
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 31/08/2026
Receipts
Stephen Knight
@gspelchecker.bsky.social

Were that true, it would be tediously easy to prove. All you'd need to do is provide a peer reviewed scientific journal documenting a single human mammal changing their sex. But you won't do this. For obvious reasons. Unlucky.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 31/08/2026
LOL this fucking transphobic loser blocked me because I refuted his little claim. His tiny little brain couldn't handle it, I guess.
(Transphobe POS) 
Stephen Knight @gspelchecker.bsky.social posted 6:26 AM · Aug 28, 2026:

Were that true, it would be tediously easy to prove. All you'd need to do is provide a peer reviewed scientific journal documenting a single human mammal changing their sex. But you won't do this. For obvious reasons. Unlucky.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 30/08/2026
The Narratess sale is still ongoing! Lots of great books to check out and buy. Ravens of Eternity Volume 5 is in there too, so if you haven't picked it up yet, now's your chance! indiebook.sale Here's a bunch of space operas up for grabs:
Banner for the Narratess Indie Book Sale. A chonky dragon reads a book at the bottom, a pile of skulls with a candle and ghost sit on the left of the text, and a space ship flies by a planet on the right of the text. 

Text: Indie Book Sale

indiebook.sale

Fantasy, Sci FI & Horror

29 - 31 August

Banner designed by Arden Powell

Surrounding the central banner are a number of book covers, each within the space opera genre. Ravens of Eternity Vol 5 is in the top left woo hooBanner for the Narratess Indie Book Sale. A chonky dragon reads a book at the bottom, a pile of skulls with a candle and ghost sit on the left of the text, and a space ship flies by a planet on the right of the text. 

Text: Indie Book Sale

indiebook.sale

Fantasy, Sci FI & Horror

29 - 31 August

Banner designed by Arden Powell

Surrounding the central banner are a number of book covers, each within the space opera genre.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 29/08/2026
Narratess is having a sale! And RoE Vol 5 is on it! So if you haven't grabbed it yet, now's a good time. There's also tons of other books on sale, so go check 'em all out: indiebook.sale
Banner for the Narratess Indie Book Sale. A chonky dragon reads a book at the bottom, a pile of skulls with a candle and ghost sit on the left of the text, and a space ship flies by a planet on the right of the text. 

Text: Indie Book Sale

indiebook.sale

Fantasy, Sci FI & Horror

29 - 31 August

Banner designed by Arden Powell

Surrounding the central banner are a number of book covers, each within the space opera genre.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 29/08/2026
look you enjoy star citizen how you want and I'll enjoy star citizen how i want
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 29/08/2026
The Arlington Watchpoint dropped for me during Siege in Star Citizen. Honestly loving the carbon fiber furniture over the standard wood.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 28/08/2026
The Nine Tails Geist Stronghold armor looks fucking dope
A suit of Geist Stealth Armor Stronghold which is a matte dark gray with gold and pink accents painted on it. The helmet is heavy armor, however, and looks like a golden-faced kabuto
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 27/08/2026
The new Nine Tails armors looks so badass. I need all of 'em
A Nine Tails heavy armor set from Siege of Orison. It is a Morozov reskin, but the helmet looks like a Samurai's kabuto.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 26/08/2026
An image showing the steps needed to clean a trackball mouse: opening it up, popping the ball out, cleaning the tracking sensors and ball. 

Beneath it is an image of Elrond from Lord of the Rings saying, "I was there, Gandalf... I was there 3000 years ago."
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 26/08/2026
Who was the genius at CIG that decided 1.8% spawn rates in a PvP zone was a good idea? I just want to craft a fucking backpack.
A screencap from scmdb showing less than a 1.8% spawn rate for Stileron across all of Pyro in Star Citizen.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 25/08/2026
After a bit of grinding, finally got a full suit of ASD Geist back. Fingers crossed CIG won't be wiping for a good long while after this.
My character in Star Citizen wearing a full suit of Geist Stealth Armor ASD Edition. He's crouched down in the corner with his Quartz SMG at the ready.
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randomly generated oni @ceritusorbis.com · 22/08/2026
gib
In Progress
Duelo
4h 7m
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