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Cereal Velocity

@cerealvelocity.bsky.social
176 followers 87 following 1.1K posts

Derg on the internet. Linux, cryptography, and network security programmer. Hind leg enthusiast. Guaranteed scaly trash. 🗑️ Likes and replies might be NSFW. 🔞

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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Omg my pants are full of apples
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Equips you
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hear me out...
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dang, now he needs two pairs of earplugs.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just want to pile on and say that seeing these two keep coming back puts such joy in my heart. They are so pure. Thank you for bringing them to life!
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AAAAAAAAA
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cause that's what it's all aboot.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they should have sent a poet like, instead of you
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NO DON'T PUT ME IN A SOUP
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah so you're not usually tethered. So the streaming to the Frame is better than the Quest?
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm curious, if you have an Index, what you think of the upgrade.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Throwing my two cents in- I enjoyed this series, and Cashew is my spirit animal. Thank you for making it.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How did he get out of my basement...
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So this is the long tail of logistics I've been hearing so much about.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He sees another fkin Expie with three twigs to sell him.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
SHAAAAAUN
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I prefer it, tbh. Rare to see the dragon so crispy.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bro is not statistically significant
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You showed him your cable collection.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That video did deserve to be drawn and you knocked it out of the park. dat fat tail 👀
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How does the dragon use a phone with those giant bappers?
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dang, got a full size for this? 🥵
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Absolute cutie, would break HR rules for her.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When you've passed out at a party and two creatures are making sure you're alive
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
See you in six months.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A dard, if you will.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
*does her taxes*
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Long
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm impressed you managed to get all these dergs done in a month! I loved seeing them all. :D
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
✅ Iney
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My favorite aging millennial artist.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[Success] Alright, well, behave yours- is that a fucking dragon?
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oi you got a license for that water?
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
So I look cute? :D
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So smug... what is he planning... it better not be tax fraud...
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Her smug aura mocks me.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Well if they would stop STEPPING on my decorative LAND MINES...
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What is this creature doing in my house...
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Explains why there were so many card jokes lately lol
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm trying to find this guy and his dog in a Winnebago!
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
And I'm still a fan.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why does she hate wyverns so much?
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's not Ash?
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
No, I don't have games on my phone >:(
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh fuck I thought that was a photo of tomatoes for a second, good show.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
One more step towards a burger that can feel pain.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Hwham mffg ah bo?
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I do use it to share your comics with people, so thank you!
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Horny brain produces, distribution brain edits. 😔
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
There's a cure, it's more biting. Of your jugular.
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