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Cereal Velocity

@cerealvelocity.bsky.social
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Derg on the internet. Linux, cryptography, and network security programmer. Hind leg enthusiast. Guaranteed scaly trash. 🗑️ Likes and replies might be NSFW. 🔞

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W @komodo @komododoragonn.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
翠螺ちゃん
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🐲✨ @introdile.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Offering Declined: *gently pokes the dragon with a really long stick* (i am too shy to pet them) (#639) stop that (Offering Received)
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Zyria ⚡ @zyriaarts.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Dragontober day 14 - Ender Dragon! sorry for the delay again!
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
C'mere protos, get a snack.
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Plive 🐊 @plive.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
kjobold @sortasideeffect.bsky.social
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Kestrel @kestrelcorvus.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Been playing Path of Titans again lately Thank you for sparing me, bath sarco You did almost give me a heart attack though holy shit
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Tilkidud @tilkidud.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
A serene rotation Full illustration commission for Volta!
Volta the biosynthetic drake is having a peaceful day fishing inside a colossal O'Neill cylinder space station settlement
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Oh my way to descale your dragon.
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🍂 A Purple Dragon @a-purple-dragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Aster ref sheet update! She has shiny armor now ⚔️💜🐉 [ #dragonart #furryart ]
An updated ref sheet of my dragon sona Aster, a purple dragon with an alternate armored form!
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Stasanie @stasanie.com · 22/09/2025
Enoch
A greyscale drawing of a raptor character that belongs to ThatTrafficCone. A feathered raptor with a white underbelly and black tipped feathers jumps through the night sky - the moon framing their corvid-like face. #Stasanie
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I'm launching DergCoin. It's where you give me gold coins and I put them in a big pile and then sleep on them. I will not be taking questions.
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☘︎ ↟ 𝔉𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔯 ↟ ☘︎ @chowfur.art · 01/08/2025
✨️🌊 DAY ONE 🦈✨️ pelagic thresher shark when i looked this fella up i was enamored by its hugemongous tail - - - 🌻 #myart #doodle #sharkweeksketchjam @sharkweeksketchjam.bsky.social
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maxadisasta➡️MFF @maxadisasta.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Attacking again, featuring a raptor going kitty mode!! Beating up @honeymoss.art ! #artfight2025 #dinosaur
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Hioshiru @hioshiru.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
rawr dragon-Hio :D
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Hioshiru @hioshiru.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Can they release a new sleep? This version is getting harder to run.
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W @komodo @komododoragonn.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
ちゃんとファンサしてくれる翠螺ちゃん
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eliza hamilton @eliza.vg · 23/05/2025
@everyone.com
@everyone. Discord is trying to sneak in unannounced
privacy changes again.
A new beta feature called "Shrimp Link" allows shrimps to
psionically connect and read your thoughts You have to
dig up the new setting and manually opt-out.
Go into your User Settings, and uncheck the option under
Shrimp Link to opt out. No one was sent a message stating
this was happening
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
My new favorite euphemism for food delivery apps: "personal burrito taxi".
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maxadisasta➡️MFF @maxadisasta.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I'm working on a project that uses Google's protobufs. I've nearly spelled it "protogen" about a dozen times today.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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A cute white cat with a pink gas can on a lavender background with sparkles. It has bubbly text that reads”I’m going to commit arson”Bewildered purple raccoon, engulfed in flames, on a purple background
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Men will buy three used servers and a handful of A100s on eBay to run Deepseek R1 instead of going to therapy.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Call me Magic Mike with the way I’m stripping these screws 🤪
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maxadisasta➡️MFF @maxadisasta.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Quick little warmup proto #protogen
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W @komodo @komododoragonn.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
翠螺ちゃん
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Hey, bird furries. *throws a blanket over your cage*
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
All you people complaining about daylight savings are just losers. I bet you think the sun is real, too.
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SHEP @stupidshepherd.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
BIRD UP! icon for @byzil.bsky.social
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Fine: "I recognize that cologne!" Weird: "I know what you smell like." 👀
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Soosh @5ushiroll.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Daily Dragon 540 Interview
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Hollyvardia 🌿 -> NFC2027 @hollyvardia.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Sketch for Hielt and Lunox! #dragons
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Support: "Hey <a large customer> has a small issue with <thing you wrote>." Me, internally: haha I have made someone's life measurably worse by my own hand and that makes me a terrible human being Me: Sure, what's wrong? 😗
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
www.aboutamazon.com/news/devices... I'm surprised it took anyone this long to marry an LLM with an existing voice assistant. I'll be glad to actually be able to use more than rigid instructions with them. ... even if all I'm doing is setting timers. :v
aboutamazon.com
Introducing Alexa+, the next generation of Alexa
Powered by generative AI, Alexa+ is your new personal AI assistant that gets things done—she’s smarter, more conversational, more capable, and free with Prime.
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🔞TheKoboldKing🔞 🔜 calfurr @thekoboldking.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
best hoard of all
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Feve @brizunzies.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Let’s GROOVE Done for me by @ BigChickenNerd
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I might be the only person left on Earth who doesn't put their phone in a case.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You ever just blow on ice cream?
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
What do you call a building with a lot of stories? A library.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I love when furry infosec articles show up on Hacker News because of the inevitable, "why is the mascot weird furry art?" comment. And it's just like. A fox with a hoodie.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
quantum.ibm.com/services/resources I'm aware this isn't new information, but it's new to me. You can just rent quantum chips. And run stuff on them. Over the Internet. Absolutely insane.
quantum.ibm.com
IBM Quantum
Program real quantum systems with the leading quantum cloud application.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Today, approach your problems as a cat would. Bap the shit out of anything you don't immediately understand.
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IndiWolf 🦖 @indiwolfonline.co.uk · 04/02/2025
Telegram stickers for AngelRaptor #art #furry #furryart #stickers
A set of 6 telegram stickers featuring a grey and red raptor
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
You never get to choose which code you write at a company turns out to be a lynchpin. Support: "Hey, we're having trouble with X, which supports <stupidly huge number> of customers." Me, who spent an entire two hours on that code: "Have you considered burning it to the ground?"
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Hypermark @hypermark.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Save money, roll your own cryptography.
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Encryption is a scam by Big Math to sell more prime numbers. Wake up, sheeple.
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maxadisasta➡️MFF @maxadisasta.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Jewelry proto, now in color #protogen #furryart
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madbeak🔞 @madbeak.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Raptor slide! for @balefirephoenix.bsky.social ! <3
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Cereal Velocity @cerealvelocity.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The longer you work building software, the more creative ways you learn to say, "let me get back to you" to timelines for feature requests you were just given.
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