Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Friday evening baby you know I'm having a single glass of wine and googling counting crows guy ethnicity 000
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 19/08/2026found some lovely wool trousers at the thrift store. ate a hot dog and a refreshing lunch beer. logged on to see if my opps are withering away. they look like shit and have fallen upon hard times. I alone prosper. going to yoga soon. 010
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 29/05/2026app that checks if you are high and if your are it doesn't let you google homunculus or maybe it lets you google it but then after a few minutes it's like let's wrap it up we gotta move on 010
Reposted by Jeb Tushone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 21/04/2026why didn’t the Penguins score any goals? are they stupid? 413823
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 11/04/2026"surely the protein bar with a human mans name will not turn out to be tied up with jeffrey epstein" stupid stupid stupid 030
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 11/04/2026in 2026, where we have the synthesizer, the trombone, etc. you should not be making folk punk 010
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Barbra Streisand disguised as a boy to make video game parody songs call that yentlfloss 010
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 10/04/2026my brain is the butt of my head and these posts are my poop 000
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 04/03/2026queefed at damn ymca yoga lady next to me says "don't worry we've all let out a little toot in class" well Barb it was actually my pussy so jot that down 010
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 27/10/2025wait...if YOU have a cuck fantasy, and I have a cuck fantasy,,then WHO'S FUCKING MY WIFE ??? 010
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2025ok so Wile. E Coyote tattoo where he's painting the fake tunnel on the wall. but the tunnel? yeah, it's your butthole 031
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2025demolition derby announcer just yelled to the crowd "where are my female supporters at?" 110
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 19/09/2025edible hit you know im on that mf wikipedia page for the titanic 020
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 09/09/2025poking a knife into the balls and shotgunning the piss out he damn weiner 130
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 08/09/2025disney gonna have to hire a full time mop guy like the nba if theyre putting nine inch nails music on the tron coaster. because of my pussy 010
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 03/09/2025does anyone know which side I push for poop flush please answer soon 120
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 28/08/2025slamming a taco shop hot dog and chili cheese fries before the concert and turning the nine inch nails into the nine inch shit 020
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 18/02/2025trading in 500 Sephora points for a tiny bit of the substance 020
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 13/02/2025got scared cause I thought of the sims burglar music :/ 040
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 06/02/2025They don't tell you this but you can do your taxes from the bathtub. Cops cannot stop you. 030
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 07/12/2024My main takeaway from the sabrina carpenter holiday special is that she and chappell roan absolutely hate each other 000
Jeb Tush @cerealkiller.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Pug is a boring breed. Only weird fucked up freaks should win dog shows 000
