Cerberus @cerby.dev · 21/07/2026Sorry is a bit late here and I’m on my phone but these are the immediate things that jumped out at me. I took screenshots of a couple more but I think these are the easiest ones to show people 000
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 15/07/2026Even my study buddy, Beaux, despises The Bluebook: A Uniform System of Citation. Though I suspect it is because it is taking up real estate on his comfy blanket. 010
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 26/06/2026Got upset at a bag marketed as a “pride bag” with a fake rainbow strap. So I made my own strap out of spite with a PROPER rainbow with a thermal crochet stitch. 010
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 14/06/2026It’s dinner time and he moved to 1/∞ beds we have in here and has decided it is more worthy of his time to stare at his spinning bone puzzle and bone puzzle pieces. His food alarm went off and he isn’t running around like a maniac demanding to be fed this instant. So dramatic. 110
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 09/06/2026So glad @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social posted about the sale with Blackwells to get free shipping to the US! My book just arrived in the mail today and I’m hoping to start reading it in a few weeks. If I start it right now I will ignore my current obligations 0133
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 31/05/2026Beaux has decided I am now the person to follow around from room to room. I love how he cycles between @auralytical.dev and I on who he refuses to let out of his sight each day. There is no such thing as privacy when you are the chosen one. 030
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 30/05/2026What's crazy is on blacksky it says your account is deactivated, yet if I use bluesky...I can see you just fine?! 110
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 23/05/2026We may or may not have a small crow friend who likes to hang out on our porch and stare at us. Demanding peanuts of course. Picture is kinda bad since it’s through the screen door, but still enjoy seeing them every day. 040
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 15/05/2026I’m attempting to work on a test for my summer law class and of course I have hockey on in the background (luckily the test is not timed). This was the most recent distracting moment (presented with no context). 130
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 04/05/2026Dear online friends and acquaintances: how am I expected to butter this for garlic bread?! (Wrong answers only) 230
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 02/05/2026Please observe our little old man, Beaux, who is also our couch gremlin and our landlord. We owe him everything and he owns everything. He has stolen our hearts for the last 14.5 years. 051
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 27/04/2026Mistakes were made at the farmer’s market this morning. I’ve somehow never had this?! And now I want more… Guess I will be returning next Sunday. Might try making some Mac & cheese with this - I hear a local place uses it to make crab Mac & cheese which sounds fun. 140
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 26/04/2026Beaux is worn out, all that exploring and reading the pee mail takes a lot of energy from a little ol’ man. 020
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 25/02/2026Our little guy is worn out from his routine bloodwork today to check on his pituitary tumor (don’t worry it’s being maintained with meds, so we just have to go in occasionally and make sure they’re still working). I have been enjoying hanging out with him on the couch this evening and crocheting. 030
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 30/01/2026Hello Leafs family and Kraken family. I have arrived and am so excited! 251
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 16/01/2026Got a tired little Leafs fan resting on my Leafs blanket. Oh who am I kidding? It’s his blanket on his couch in his home honestly. Go Leafs Go! 010
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 03/01/2026During the Kraken 2nd intermission last night I had hidden a treat by this toy of Beaux’s. So naturally he had to see if there were possibly any more to be had. 020
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 20/12/2025Tried to take Beaux for a walk before it gets dark (and before the hockey games I want to watch start up) but he was having none of it. After his potty breaks he demanded to go back inside. “Everything is wet, it’s cold, and it is sprinkling. I hate it. I want my pile of blankets on the couch.” 050
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 19/11/2025I love that usually the Leafs game is on and immediately after will be the Kraken game. On the days both games happen to start at the same time I have to get creative. #LeafsForever #releasethekraken 020
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 24/08/2025Beaux is only 11 pounds and yet manages to claim two couch cushions in such a cute way that we would be awful people to disturb him and use “our” couch (we all know he owns everything here). I can’t believe he will be 14 years old this December! Love this little guy so much. 020
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 10/08/2025As promised: A small turnip keychain A hilariously lopsided corgi And a smaller version of vlad the kraken from the woobles (I have the glow in the dark set one from them and used the same pattern but smaller thread in Seattle Kraken colors). 130
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 04/08/2025@lastweektonight.com Since John Oliver loves rats (specifically Brian Swords, Stay Up Late. 1992.) I think he'd love the drama over the Hot Rat Summer mosaic in Seattle's Capital Hill. Someone dressed in a rat costume went to a city council meeting to protest them covering the art repeatedly. 030
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 30/05/2025There are some cool leather foldable bowl-type things for this so they aren’t damaged 020
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 19/05/2025Please observe this very cute little man who decided to show his face from under the blanket. 050
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 19/05/2025Probably an unpopular opinion, but I truly think a game 7 in Florida would have been easier for the Leafs. They feed off the crowd's energy. Not saying the crowd shouldn't be upset right now, just saying that the mental game for the Leafs would have been better in Florida. 010
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 30/04/2025OMG I love them! So adorable! Here's Beaux with a new treat ball we got him recently (we freeze some goodies and he rolls the ball all around the place trying to get it out lol) 110
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 31/03/2025What if Bettman told all the refs to be harder on Canadian teams because the US is still salty about the 4 Nations playoffs? Conspiracy theory time. 030
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 28/03/2025Why must you do this to me, Casey?! I am only pretending to be exasperated, I've been in a Diablo kind of mood for a while, but old Diablo, so this is perfect. Thank you for the rec! 1142
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 28/03/2025I woke up the dog by yelling excitedly about that goal lol. Oops. Luckily my spouse is already awake or I'd be in a lot more trouble. Treats shall be provided as an apology to the ol' man. 010
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 21/01/2025@bicenntialcusper.bsky.social I just finished the derpy dog! (Also I relate to avoiding weaving in the ends, it’s my least favorite thing to do!) 000
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 21/01/2025According to Trump's own definition, since gonads don't form until weeks later, every single person on this planet is a female! Hello fellow lesbians! (please excuse the fact that I'm attempting to have humor or else my non-binary self would be crying about today right now) 110
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 05/01/2025Day 3’s progress. Didn’t get as much done today as I wanted to, but still managed to make SOME progress! Ran some errands this morning and had 6 hours of hockey games to be distracted through (Leafs and Kraken back to back). Beaux decided he would be in the photo again. 000
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 04/01/2025Day 2’s progress. Haven’t lost my mind quite yet - and now I can even watch a show without thinking too much. However, my fingertips are a bit angry lol. Bonus: dog included in the photo “for scale.” 110
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 03/01/2025Follow along with me as I lose my mind making this center piece for a Maple Leafs themed scarf I want to make. #LeafsForever 170
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 07/12/2024Our little ol' man just turned 13 years old today. He's been an absolute joy to have in our lives so we made him birthday cake and went to a few local-run pet stores to get his birthday goodies. He made an absolute mess out of his cake and gelato, but we wouldn't have it any other way. 050
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 08/12/2023It's our doggo's 12th birthday today, so we took him out to pick out a new toy, but he also made off with a bunch of treats, and some peanut butter and banana dog gelato. 030
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 04/12/2023I finally have something to contribute to the silly little guys! Been learning to crochet lately and made a small stuffed Cerberus for my desk. 080
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 12/08/2023According to Google Translate (where the link takes me), it means...you guessed it...BEAR SEX 020
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 11/07/2023Been learning how to use Blender to make some 3d stuff. I animated my first simple object today (a coin-ified animation that spins of an old pfp I used to have on Discord). My CPU is having a great time. 140
Cerberus @cerby.dev · 08/07/2023So I have been trying (unsuccessfully) for years to always look at alt text on images because I feel so lacking in the descriptive department. I see some with absolutely spot on and well written descriptions and then I’m over here like “small dog rests on shark plushie” which feels inadequate. 220