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They/Them | 30s | Neurodivergent 🦑 Seattle Kraken 🍁 Toronto Maple Leafs 🏒 Seattle Torrent ❤ @auralytical.dev Profile photo: Beaux (our dog) Profile banner: Kraken vs Leafs game 2024

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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 21/07/2026
Sorry is a bit late here and I’m on my phone but these are the immediate things that jumped out at me. I took screenshots of a couple more but I think these are the easiest ones to show people
Red circle around a “hand” that appears to have a thumb on both sides instead of a thumb and four fingers.There is no appearance of a thumb on the hand within this red circle. Just a vague shape of a “hand” with weirdly shaped “fingers” hanging over the end of an armrest on the characters wheelchair.The “hand” in the right red circle appears to be a thumb and maybe two fingers in a claw shape. The “hand” in the left circle doesn’t even appear to exist, nor hold the weapon (or whatever it is, sorry) at all.The left “hand” should have a thumb but it looks like a curled fist with a little stump in place of the thumb. The right “hand” is not a natural shape for a hand to be relaxed by your side in. One “finger” is incredibly long while the other is too short
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 15/07/2026
Even my study buddy, Beaux, despises The Bluebook: A Uniform System of Citation. Though I suspect it is because it is taking up real estate on his comfy blanket.
A small black dog, named Beaux, loafs on a pile of pillows, a couch cushion, and multiple blankets. The dog has his tongue sticking out like a little blep. His ears are slightly back and he is side-eyeing an open textbook near the foreground. The textbook is open to legal citation rules for statutes. The dog (and person behind the camera, not photographed) is displeased.

“How dare that thing take up space on MY pile of comfort goods!” - the dog, probably
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 26/06/2026
Got upset at a bag marketed as a “pride bag” with a fake rainbow strap. So I made my own strap out of spite with a PROPER rainbow with a thermal crochet stitch.
Two bag straps. The left one is fake pride. Colors: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, then black. No purple.
Hand made strap on the right. Colors: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. 

Appropriately and proudly gay themed.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 14/06/2026
It’s dinner time and he moved to 1/∞ beds we have in here and has decided it is more worthy of his time to stare at his spinning bone puzzle and bone puzzle pieces. His food alarm went off and he isn’t running around like a maniac demanding to be fed this instant. So dramatic.
A small black dog lays on a dog bed next to a couch and dog ramp that leads to the couch. He looks toward a spinning bone puzzle and various bone puzzle pieces strewn about on the wood flooring. The dog prefers to look literally anywhere except at the person taking the photo because the photo-taker dared to suggest the dog (Beaux) should have his nails trimmed. To the left of the little dog is yet another dog bed that was hand crafted with crochet. And on the other side of the dog ramp that leads to the couch is yet another dog bed with multiple pillows and a hand-crafted blanket on the bed.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 09/06/2026
So glad @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social posted about the sale with Blackwells to get free shipping to the US! My book just arrived in the mail today and I’m hoping to start reading it in a few weeks. If I start it right now I will ignore my current obligations
A book with a beautifully made cover. Title is “Everything Will Swallow You” by Tom Cox
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 31/05/2026
Beaux has decided I am now the person to follow around from room to room. I love how he cycles between @auralytical.dev and I on who he refuses to let out of his sight each day. There is no such thing as privacy when you are the chosen one.
Photo of a door that is open only a small amount. Barely visible is a small black dog nose and a sliver of their small black dog snout and hair peaking through the door as the dog is about to push their way through and open the door. You can never use the washroom alone and must always be supervised.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 30/05/2026
What's crazy is on blacksky it says your account is deactivated, yet if I use bluesky...I can see you just fine?!
screnshot of a browser showing blacksky.community/profile/charloh.online saying the account has been deactivated by its owner.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 23/05/2026
We may or may not have a small crow friend who likes to hang out on our porch and stare at us. Demanding peanuts of course. Picture is kinda bad since it’s through the screen door, but still enjoy seeing them every day.
A small crow sits on a railing and side-eyes the camera.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 15/05/2026
I’m attempting to work on a test for my summer law class and of course I have hockey on in the background (luckily the test is not timed). This was the most recent distracting moment (presented with no context).
Vegas Golden Knights NHL team goaltender #79 (Hart) is on his knees in front of the Vegas bench. His body faces the ice and his rear end faces an opening in the boards to the Vegas bench. Hart is looking back toward the bench as if to say “who loves kitty” (reference to a Robin Williams Live on Broadway 2002 joke). Players block the view of Hart’s feet.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 04/05/2026
Dear online friends and acquaintances: how am I expected to butter this for garlic bread?! (Wrong answers only)
A hand holds up a sliced piece of a baguette. The slice has many holes in it formed from bubbles when the bread was baking. Peering through the largest hole near the center of the slice you see a small black dog face staring up at you…or at the bread. Honestly, the dog is probably staring at the bread.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 02/05/2026
Please observe our little old man, Beaux, who is also our couch gremlin and our landlord. We owe him everything and he owns everything. He has stolen our hearts for the last 14.5 years.
A small black dog stands on a fleece blanket on the corner of a couch cushion with his mouth open and tongue hanging out.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 27/04/2026
Mistakes were made at the farmer’s market this morning. I’ve somehow never had this?! And now I want more… Guess I will be returning next Sunday. Might try making some Mac & cheese with this - I hear a local place uses it to make crab Mac & cheese which sounds fun.
A small tub of “Vache: Creamy & Spreadable” farmers cheese produced by Samish Bay sits on top of a paper towel on a table. A small tub of opened “Vache: Creamy & Spreadable” farmers cheese produced by Samish Bay sits on top of a paper towel on a table. Some cheese has been scooped out of the middle. In the foreground are a half-eaten sleeve of crackers.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 26/04/2026
Beaux is worn out, all that exploring and reading the pee mail takes a lot of energy from a little ol’ man.
A small older black dog snoozes on a couch. His belly and hind legs are nestled into the crease between two cushions, his front legs and face are resting on a soft fleece blanket. His nose is pushed almost straight down into the blanket so much so that his humans sometimes wonder how he breathes while sleeping like that. On the floor beyond the couch is a dog bone spinning puzzle that is disheveled a little from being checked for treats after his walk.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 06/04/2026
This appears to check out
A screenshot of Bluesky on mobile. It shows Jerry Chen’s post saying “ok my bad. looks like it's a load bearing lack of verification” Below Jerry’s post is a Bluesky error saying “There was an issue fetching posts. Tap here to try again.”
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 25/02/2026
Our little guy is worn out from his routine bloodwork today to check on his pituitary tumor (don’t worry it’s being maintained with meds, so we just have to go in occasionally and make sure they’re still working). I have been enjoying hanging out with him on the couch this evening and crocheting.
A small medium-haired black dog lays on a pile of blankets. His nose is in a crack between two blankets and the side of his head rests against a pillow. He is sleeping after a long day full of adventures and a routine vet visit.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 30/01/2026
Y’all I got the funniest picture of Carlo
Toronto Maple Leafs number 25 (Carlo) being ushered into the penalty box during the 3rd period of the Leafs at Kraken hockey game.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 30/01/2026
Hello Leafs family and Kraken family. I have arrived and am so excited!
Photo of the Seattle Kraken hockey arena from behind one of the boxes across from the teams. The team are not yet on the ice. The center kraken logo is lit up on the ice and the arena is slowly filling up with fans.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 16/01/2026
Got a tired little Leafs fan resting on my Leafs blanket. Oh who am I kidding? It’s his blanket on his couch in his home honestly. Go Leafs Go!
A small black dog with medium length hair rests on a Toronto Maple Leafs blanket that is bundled up on top of couch cushions. He is squinting his eyes just a little as he was woken up by excited humans who yelled happily about a goal scored in a hockey game.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 03/01/2026
During the Kraken 2nd intermission last night I had hidden a treat by this toy of Beaux’s. So naturally he had to see if there were possibly any more to be had.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 29/12/2025
Update: he has awoken.
The same small black dog lays on a white fleece blanket and leans against a handmade crochet dog bed. His head is held up now that he is awake, eyes open and alert, and he has a small “blep” of his tongue sticking out ever so slightly. He appears to be interested in something beyond the camera.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 29/12/2025
Leafs intermission nap time for Beaux.
A small black dog lays on their side on top of a soft white fleece blanket with his head resting slightly on a handmade crochet dog bed. His eyes are closed and body is relaxed, his snout is hidden by a fold in the white blanket. He peacefully snoozes away while the house is quiet during hockey intermission.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 20/12/2025
Tried to take Beaux for a walk before it gets dark (and before the hockey games I want to watch start up) but he was having none of it. After his potty breaks he demanded to go back inside. “Everything is wet, it’s cold, and it is sprinkling. I hate it. I want my pile of blankets on the couch.”
A small black dog (yorkie and miniature schnauzer mix) with a red homemade crochet sweater and red harness and leash stand next to a utility pole. He stands between two sets of plants in wet dirt and grave. The dog is looking off into the distance with a facial expression that conveys “it is entirely too wet and too cold out here. I think I would rather go back inside to the warm blanket pile on our couch.”
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 19/11/2025
I love that usually the Leafs game is on and immediately after will be the Kraken game. On the days both games happen to start at the same time I have to get creative. #LeafsForever #releasethekraken
In the foreground is a laptop on a small table with the Seattle Kraken vs Detroit Redwings hockey game playing. In the background on a desk against the wall is a larger computer monitor with the Toronto Maple Leafs vs St. Louis Blues hockey game playing.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 24/08/2025
Beaux is only 11 pounds and yet manages to claim two couch cushions in such a cute way that we would be awful people to disturb him and use “our” couch (we all know he owns everything here). I can’t believe he will be 14 years old this December! Love this little guy so much.
A small black Yorkie mix sleeps soundly on a couch. He lays on his side with his little belly exposed, legs stretched out, tongue sticking out, and body stretched between two couch cushions. A vibrant orange thin blanket is behind his head.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 10/08/2025
As promised: A small turnip keychain A hilariously lopsided corgi And a smaller version of vlad the kraken from the woobles (I have the glow in the dark set one from them and used the same pattern but smaller thread in Seattle Kraken colors).
Arranged on a couch cushion from left to right:
A small lopsided crocheted corgi with a red collar.
A crocheted turnip keychain with three green leaves on top and a smiling face added to the front of the turnip.
A small crocheted kraken in light sea blue and dark blue colors to mimic the Seattle Kraken hockey team colors for away games.A low-light photo of a small crocheted kraken from the woobles company. The crochet piece glows in the dark and puts off light green and yellow light from the yarn.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 04/08/2025
@lastweektonight.com Since John Oliver loves rats (specifically Brian Swords, Stay Up Late. 1992.) I think he'd love the drama over the Hot Rat Summer mosaic in Seattle's Capital Hill. Someone dressed in a rat costume went to a city council meeting to protest them covering the art repeatedly.
Two images side by side. The left is a photo of the mural "Hot Rat Summer" in Seattle, Washington's Capital Hill neighborhood. It is a mosaic by an unknown artist of a rat standing in grass with a light blue sky behind them. Behind the head of the rat is the sun, with white and black rays coming out from the top, like a halo effect usually portrayed in religious art. In front of the rat is a heart. (Not shown: Below the rat it says "Hot Rat Summer" on the mosaic)
The right image is a photo of a person in a costume full of air that is a light blue rat with white fingerless gloves and a makeshift halo standing at a microphone and speaking at Seattle's city council meeting.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 30/05/2025
There are some cool leather foldable bowl-type things for this so they aren’t damaged
A leather hexagon bowl-shaped dice tray with buttons on the exterior that can be undone so the bowl becomes flat and is easily packable into a bag.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 19/05/2025
Please observe this very cute little man who decided to show his face from under the blanket.
A small black dog is sitting up and covered with a white blanket. The blanket covers everything except his face. The dogs eyes are looking up in stereotypical “puppy dog eyes” and the very tip of his pink tongue pokes out of the end of his snout.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 19/05/2025
Probably an unpopular opinion, but I truly think a game 7 in Florida would have been easier for the Leafs. They feed off the crowd's energy. Not saying the crowd shouldn't be upset right now, just saying that the mental game for the Leafs would have been better in Florida.
a screenshot of Discord chat from 16:08 pacific time that says:
mom: Are you nervous yet?
me: a little, yeah. I'm actually more nervous about the crowd than the game because of how shitty the crowd can be, I think a game 7 would have been easier in florida almost
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 30/04/2025
OMG I love them! So adorable! Here's Beaux with a new treat ball we got him recently (we freeze some goodies and he rolls the ball all around the place trying to get it out lol)
Looking up from a wooden floor at a small black dog who is licking a green rubber ball with a hole in the middle of it full of frozen treats.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 26/04/2025
Who's crying now?
Washington Capitals player Tom Wilson making a fake crying face toward a Montreal Habs player in a mocking way. The Capitals went on to lose the game 3 to 6.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 31/03/2025
What if Bettman told all the refs to be harder on Canadian teams because the US is still salty about the 4 Nations playoffs? Conspiracy theory time.
Conspiracy charlie meme. A man in khaki pants and a light colored button up shirt with a tie stand and look near someone beside the camera. One arm is against a board that is filled with papers and red marker lines that link a bunch of things together.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 28/03/2025
Why must you do this to me, Casey?! I am only pretending to be exasperated, I've been in a Diablo kind of mood for a while, but old Diablo, so this is perfect. Thank you for the rec!
A screenshot of one transaction on a steam transaction history page. In the first line it has a hyperlink saying "Problem with a transaction? Select it below to get help."

The second line shows the names of the columns of information, only two are shown in the screenshot: "Date" and "Items"

The third line shows the date of "Mar 28, 2025" and the item is the "Tower of Kalemonvo" game.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 28/03/2025
I woke up the dog by yelling excitedly about that goal lol. Oops. Luckily my spouse is already awake or I'd be in a lot more trouble. Treats shall be provided as an apology to the ol' man.
A small, black, white, and rusty red colored long-haired dog lays on a floofy white blanket. His tongue is sticking out a little and creating a "blep" as he looks at the camera, judging the photo taker for being awake.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 28/03/2025
Literally my message about this to my mother in law lol
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 07/02/2025
Stolarz is in the house! #GoLeafsGo #LeafsForever #LeafsAtKraken
Hockey goalie Stolarz for Toronto Maple Leafs standing near center ice during warmups for the Seattle Kraken versus Toronto Maple Leafs game.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 21/01/2025
@bicenntialcusper.bsky.social I just finished the derpy dog! (Also I relate to avoiding weaving in the ends, it’s my least favorite thing to do!)
A front view of a small crochet corgi with a very crooked face. The dog is crocheted in light brown and has a white streak down its forehead, a white muzzle and lower face, as well as a white chest. The corgi has a red crochet collar and a red, green, and gold bow on the front with a gold bell dangling from the bow.A side view of the same crochet corgi project as from the previous photo.  The dog is crocheted in light brown and has a white streak down its forehead, a white muzzle and lower face, as well as a white chest. The corgi has a red crochet collar and a red, green, and gold bow on the front with a gold bell dangling from the bow. It has a small tail slightly curled.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 21/01/2025
According to Trump's own definition, since gonads don't form until weeks later, every single person on this planet is a female! Hello fellow lesbians! (please excuse the fact that I'm attempting to have humor or else my non-binary self would be crying about today right now)
a screenshot of one of Trump's orders from whitehouse.gov that says:
"(d) "Female" means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell."

The words "at conception" are highlighted in blue.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 15/01/2025
You mean what they do when they're in charge like this?
meme format:
Four images, all with text at the top of each and below the text is a plane with various slogans painted on their sides and the planes are dropping bombs.

Top left image:
Text reads "Bush in office"
Plane has "United we stand" painted on the side.

Top right image:
Text reads "Obama in office"
Plane has "Forward" painted on the side and a rainbow flag painted on the tail.

Bottom left image:
Text reads "Trump in office"
Plane has "Make America Great Again" painted on the sides and a blue lives matter / thin blue line flag stripes painted on the tail.

Bottom right image:
Text reads "Biden in office"
Plane has "Yes we can" painted on the side and a rainbow flag painted on the tail.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 15/01/2025
Meme format. Top image has two cue cards. The left card says "Republican" and the right card says "Democrat" on it. Below the cards reads "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture."

The bottom image is of a woman in business attire staring at the camera with a look as if they are unimpressed. At the bottom of that is text that reads "They're the same picture."
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 05/01/2025
Day 3’s progress. Didn’t get as much done today as I wanted to, but still managed to make SOME progress! Ran some errands this morning and had 6 hours of hockey games to be distracted through (Leafs and Kraken back to back). Beaux decided he would be in the photo again.
A black, blue, and white Celtic stitch crochet piece laid out on a couch cushion. To the right is a small pile of a brown and white blanket. On top of the blanket is a small medium-hair black dog who is laid out on their side and having a very great nap. The crochet piece is partially covered by an ear from the dog and is approximately 6 inches longer than the length of the dog from head to tail as he naps.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 04/01/2025
Day 2’s progress. Haven’t lost my mind quite yet - and now I can even watch a show without thinking too much. However, my fingertips are a bit angry lol. Bonus: dog included in the photo “for scale.”
A black, blue, and white Celtic stitch crochet piece laid out on a couch cushion. To the right is a small pile of a brown and white blanket. On top of the blanket is a small medium-hair black dog who is laid out on their side and having a very great nap. The crochet piece is slightly longer than the length of the dog from head to tail.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 03/01/2025
Follow along with me as I lose my mind making this center piece for a Maple Leafs themed scarf I want to make. #LeafsForever
A section of crochet for a scarf. The piece is rectangular and in a Celtic pattern with three colors of black, blue, and white. The piece is unfinished and still has a crochet hook attached to it. The in-progress piece rests on a grey cushion.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 07/12/2024
Our little ol' man just turned 13 years old today. He's been an absolute joy to have in our lives so we made him birthday cake and went to a few local-run pet stores to get his birthday goodies. He made an absolute mess out of his cake and gelato, but we wouldn't have it any other way.
A small shaggy black dog standing on a floofy, square dog bed with a red blanket on top of it. On top of the blanket is an assortment of dog treats, a few squeaky dog toys, a new mold to make pupsicles in, and a "Happy Birthday" hat. In front of the dog bed is a plate with a round, homemade birthday cake for the dog.In the foreground being held up is a small, round, metallic plate with a scoop of gelato on one half and a small cut of homemade birthday cake on the other half. Staring, longingly, at the plate from the background is a small shaggy black dog. He eyes the food with extreme focus.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 08/12/2023
It's our doggo's 12th birthday today, so we took him out to pick out a new toy, but he also made off with a bunch of treats, and some peanut butter and banana dog gelato.
A small black dog sitting in the front passenger seat of a car and looking up at the camera with a stuffed otter toy sitting next to them
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 04/12/2023
I finally have something to contribute to the silly little guys! Been learning to crochet lately and made a small stuffed Cerberus for my desk.
A small black crocheted stuffed single-headed Cerberus with a crochet bowl and bone in front of it.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 12/08/2023
According to Google Translate (where the link takes me), it means...you guessed it...BEAR SEX
A screenshot of translate.google.com saying that "BEAR SEX" is written in English and translates to "BEAR SEX" in English. The option for "Look at details" was selected under the translation and shows "No details found for "BEAR SEX""
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 12/08/2023
I am losing it at this site wanting to translate this post
A screenshot of user loosf.bsky.social saying "BEAR SEX" and beneath their text is a hyperlink saying "Translate this post"
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 11/07/2023
Been learning how to use Blender to make some 3d stuff. I animated my first simple object today (a coin-ified animation that spins of an old pfp I used to have on Discord). My CPU is having a great time.
A screenshot of the CPU process monitor showing 16 CPU cores maxed out at 100% utilization over the last 60 seconds.
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Cerberus @cerby.dev · 08/07/2023
So I have been trying (unsuccessfully) for years to always look at alt text on images because I feel so lacking in the descriptive department. I see some with absolutely spot on and well written descriptions and then I’m over here like “small dog rests on shark plushie” which feels inadequate.
Small black dog sits on a dog bed that is covered in a blanket. The dog has their front paws resting on a shark plushie with one on each side of a fin and looking up at the person taking the photo.
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