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Cephalobloop Jones

@cephalobloop.bsky.social
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RIF'd from OPM - all posts and opinions are my own - civictech - he/him

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Cephalobloop Jones @cephalobloop.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Not directly related to this at all, but very sad-to-see-it-needed and very happy-to-see-it-happen with these bureaucracy hacks with EBT restrictions.
Placard for a grocery store that sells uncooked chicken pieces and offers to cook them for free for folks who have an EBT/SNAP card.
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Cephalobloop Jones @cephalobloop.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
A lug nut that has been beaten or chiseled into a form entirely unlike how a hexagonal fastener should look, still holding a wheel onto a vehicle.
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Cephalobloop Jones @cephalobloop.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Happy anniversary to a wonderful partner in everything, @juliaferraioli.com !
Close up photo of Julia holding Dave's face from an engagement photo set. She stands on the left holding my face, framed center, while I lean against a brick wall in Ballard, Seattle, WA.
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Cephalobloop Jones @cephalobloop.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Do I win at the meta-joke?
Screenshot of prior post by Swift on Security, showing that my account just did the 10th reskeet.
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Cephalobloop Jones @cephalobloop.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Gods... I got a chance to do a special tour of GSFC. The damage that would happen with that closure is tragic. There's even a storage closet that once held the whole Hubble! /s
Door label at NASA Goddard, reading "103A HST Storage". Clearly next to a supply closet which was used by the Hubble command and control facility, not the actual space telescope.
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Cephalobloop Jones @cephalobloop.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I mean, the kitchen needed at least a "I wasn't asking" level of clean. We just fast forward to the "can't be tight if it's a liquid" step.
Meme for 'tool expectations'. Small ratchets to angle grinder to oxy-acetylene torch. Largest ratchet is captioned with 'i wasn't asking' and the torch has 'can't be tight if it's a liquid'
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