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Cryptography and Cloud security and infrastructure lugia-naga

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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 29/09/2026
It mildly makes me cry
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Deirdre Connolly¹ ² @durumcrustulum.com · 29/09/2026
absolutely not
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Orona! @orona.red · 29/09/2026
huge if true @seadrag.com
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 28/09/2026
Sony is jelly of roblox
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
worm
simple drawing of a worm or snake like creature with lateral stripes of blue, red, and yellow on a black body, with three pairs of wings - one in each color. it appears to be crying
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Knaveofclubs @knaveofclubs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The worm is upgraded
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 20/09/2026
Today I'm learning about mtdblk_dev and how "you can't just write one byte" to the underlying block store.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 20/09/2026
Firmware authors like to play dangerous games: try { initialize } catch { zeroize all the flash }
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 20/09/2026
I'm trying and failing to understand why gamer monitors need AI generated anime girls (instead of a game screenshot) to indicate it is worth purchasing.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 10/09/2026
b o n e l e s s temu bed
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 09/09/2026
The hole that auto reveals was a neat moment.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 09/09/2026
Having one of those classic USPS things where the package goes back and forth between two distribution centers, finally gets to my home town, then gets redirect back into the distribution center cycle
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 08/09/2026
Pumps and motors in industry and infrastructure have control loops and fail-safes. And they're on a realtime public network.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 08/09/2026
The "if you spend too long the fire wall will notice you" might become possible in a few years at a compute premium that most won't pay.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 08/09/2026
Consumable and fungible zero days. Blowing up man holes.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 07/09/2026
Watch dogs is, in some ways absurd. In other ways it's "why we can't have nice things" and folks need to be held accountable. Alas capitalism has shown it cannot hold abuse plans negligence in check.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 07/09/2026
Among other things like smart tvs (and related) being literal platforms for residential proxies.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 07/09/2026
Oh how glad I am that I've never connected my LG projector to the internet.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 07/09/2026
Can you? Can you really own a passkey? Can you own a password? How far can you argue that you actually own the numbers that make up your private key? cendyne.dev/posts/2026-0...
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Can you even "own" a passkey?
You can really only own a passkey if the private key can't be exported. But hey, the EU's Digital Market's Act and syncable passkeys ensure none are ownable.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 07/09/2026
I'd love some sliced banana bread
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 07/09/2026
Wobbly windows
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 07/09/2026
A smirking yoda from Star Wars: Episode 3 for the GBA, with the text "I'm full of gender and bees!"
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dotfurry.org 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @dotfurry.org · 05/09/2026
We’ve submitted our completed gTLD application to ICANN and paid the application invoice. We are on to the next stage of our application journey! Read more in our newsletter: www.dotfurry.org/news/applica...
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.Furry gTLD Application Update
Our campaign is fully funded, and the ICANN application has been submitted. We’re on the next stage of our journey
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 05/09/2026
or "ice reminds me of my ex boyfriend and I'd rather not go into that" to make them feel really awkward
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 05/09/2026
one of those "I have teeth problems and I can't have ice." should make them shut up
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 05/09/2026
It stopped thermal throttling when I switched to a CF adapter for a poor-man's SSD at the time.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 05/09/2026
I have sinned in other ways. One of my old laptops had such a bad 2.5" hard drive that its own heat caused the CPU to throttle. The solution was ice in a partially water filled mason jar (condensation too) that would sit on the laptop ON TOP of where the hard drive was in the case.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 05/09/2026
I personally wouldn't go that far.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 05/09/2026
Did you know that phase-change cooling pads that "freeze" at 70F do remarkably well at soaking up heat from a fanless mac laptop?
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 05/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHKK... Want some rye? 'course you do.
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Return to Zork - Want some rye?
YouTube video by RetroGL
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 04/09/2026
Nah, a separate dream I had was a nightmare and I woke up with my throat raw from screaming.
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 04/09/2026
I'm just trying to sleep, man. I don't know why I'm dreaming about SAML exchanges
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 04/09/2026
First time I've had that happen. #passkeys
Would you like to allow iTerm to access and use your saved Passkeys?
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 02/09/2026
:3
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 02/09/2026
To think xmldsig is old enough to drink and buy a house
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Apes 2001 @apeslion.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 01/09/2026
Yes
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 01/09/2026
Oop found another one
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 01/09/2026
Days since hard coded API key also reset to 0
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 01/09/2026
And not by my hands
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 01/09/2026
It has been 0 days since I've seen yet another newly added LLM generated sha256 + hex function at work
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 29/08/2026
I'm at IKEA for the first time in my life. It is nothing like the femboy IKEA vr world
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 28/08/2026
It has been 0 days since AI has written a hex encoding implementation and 0 days since it has done it twice in the same file
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 28/08/2026
Sure would be nice if the people who built the place actually verified their work. Now I know for sure... for a steep price
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Mushy @mushketeery.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mushy the hyena holding a Cisco Catalyst C1300-8FP-2G in his mouth. Text on top reads "You wouldn't eat a Cisco Catalyst C1300-8FP-2G".
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 23/08/2026
Iced hot dog water
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 19/08/2026
Did you know your pay check will appear suspiciously high despite the pay cut at the new employer when they default 0% towards retirement?
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 18/08/2026
Mostly Chinese and other logographic languages
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 18/08/2026
Today I learn that there are tables of allowed unicode characters for domain names. A good 6000+ set of character ranges...
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Cendyne @cendyne.dev · 17/08/2026
Will there ever be an xml 1.2? G*d seems to say no.
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