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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦

@celtibear.bsky.social
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Demi-bear, poly, LARper, Pathfinder 2e, Sci Fi, fantasy, cat-daddy, cancer survivor, liftomancer. More and more, mistaken for Santa Claus. By adults. Twin Cities, MN

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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And now, Jocktoberfest.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If colour is the light that is reflecting, rather than absorbed, by an object, what color are things, really?
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's very nice, is all.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His loss.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like you're going out dowsing for a place to dig a new well.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're clearly succeeding, also.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Been a while but back at it.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I was first in line. Now, to go to work.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yes, and yes, please.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Looking into attending Palm Springs Pride in November. More on this as it happens.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_t...
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Spoon theory - Wikipedia
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wow, talk about lucky. Shiny and perfect Ho-oh, on pokemon go.
Screenshot of Pokemon Go showing shiny Ho-oh, appraised with perfect stats.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Start low, like 5, maybe? Adjust up incrementally until you're sleeping better. But hopefully you can see the doctor soon.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Certainly, eventually. But hopefully not from that.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Next week is United Nations: the Arguably Rock Opera. Woot!
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You're always beautiful to look at, soft or hard! That said, erections are part of our lives as men. Celebrate them and make sure the equipment is in good shape.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Still incredibly handsome.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm at the point in Pokopia where the game has become a roommate matching sim. Still a great game.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I very much avoided family holidays, even in my teens. I will call my mom to wish her a happy whatever, but I prefer quieter holidays with my polycule.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Post a GIF of who you wanted to be as a kid. (At the time, the ranger, not the bear. Who knew?)
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It's me! Thank you for the workout, Owen.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Monochrome Monday. Hotel lighting.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
We're also not marsupials with joeys in tow. /shrug
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
My Maneuver? I'm torn between Picard and Orchestral (in the Dark).
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This should also apply to the figurative, as well as the literal. Also, Bsky thinks you posted this in Amharic? Should I be translating comments to that? Probably in Google Translate's database.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
What sleep I got last night was full of ICE nightmares. So, not a lot of sleep. The state-sponsored terrorism is working. I was born here, and I am purely European in ancestry; but also gay, and very liberal. I feel it's just a matter of time, until they start rounding us up into camps, or worse.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
So since ICE are Goosesteppers here in MN we call them Grey Duck Steppers.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
That looks really amazing.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
5'8", or 1.73m, depending on the observer.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Having an in-service in the event that ICE comes onto campus here at work. One of the resources they've discussed is a rapid response line, Monarca Unidos. Their website: Monarcamn.org.
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Monarca
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
This is JayGee from Munich. I have one of his pieces as a tattoo. bsky.app/profile/jayg...
bsky.app
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Christmas to all!
Man dressed as Santa Claus in a red brocade vest, red pants and black boots, with a brocade trimmed Santa hat
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Gym tonight. Great workout, will go again tomorrow night.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Second set of gym flex pics, also by request.
A nude man flexing his bicep and smiling. An aroused nude man, flexing his bicep and smiling.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Gym after work, and flex by request.
A bearded man standing in the gym taking a selfie in a squat rack. A man in a gray tank top, flexing his tattooed bicep and smiling. A shirtless man taking a selfie while flexing his bicep. A man in a black jock strap, flexing his bicep while smiling.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
That second group certainly has a point.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Flares are why I don't store on the cloud.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
There are certainly times when I feel crapulent.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Thanks, handsome!
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Another gym day, bench, curls, deadlifts, rows.
A man in a stringer tank top standing behind a barbell taking a selfie in a gym mirror.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
New drink invented at Pathfinder game today: Banana Hammock. Bana-nina, Bacardi and oatmeal cookie oatmilk creamer.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
On Fridays, we LIFT!
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
It occurs to me that it's likely His Orangeness has never encountered the first rule in the Evil Overlord list. "1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones." I keep hoping someone competent takes advantage of this lapse.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Gym today. Good workout.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Annual CT scan results discussion with my oncologist, this morning. Other than a couple of normal age-related things, I am doing remarkably well. Gotta watch the prostate, at least annually, but at sixty, I expected as much.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
We have a Great Horned Owl in the neighborhood. We think they are nesting next door, but as we have an empty lot as our side yard, our property may be a part of their hunting territory, along with the lake-park a block over. There have been a lot fewer squirrels in the neighborhood this last month.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
We beat the Seven Deadly Sins escape room with 04:38 to go.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Been a bit since I felt well enough to hit the gym regularly, but got a good workout after work.
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