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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦

@celtibear.bsky.social
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Demi-bear, poly, LARper, Pathfinder 2e, Sci Fi, fantasy, cat-daddy, cancer survivor, liftomancer. More and more, mistaken for Santa Claus. By adults. Twin Cities, MN

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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And now, Jocktoberfest.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Been a while but back at it.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I was first in line. Now, to go to work.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Looking into attending Palm Springs Pride in November. More on this as it happens.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wow, talk about lucky. Shiny and perfect Ho-oh, on pokemon go.
Screenshot of Pokemon Go showing shiny Ho-oh, appraised with perfect stats.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Next week is United Nations: the Arguably Rock Opera. Woot!
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm at the point in Pokopia where the game has become a roommate matching sim. Still a great game.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Post a GIF of who you wanted to be as a kid. (At the time, the ranger, not the bear. Who knew?)
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Monochrome Monday. Hotel lighting.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
What sleep I got last night was full of ICE nightmares. So, not a lot of sleep. The state-sponsored terrorism is working. I was born here, and I am purely European in ancestry; but also gay, and very liberal. I feel it's just a matter of time, until they start rounding us up into camps, or worse.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
So since ICE are Goosesteppers here in MN we call them Grey Duck Steppers.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
5'8", or 1.73m, depending on the observer.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Having an in-service in the event that ICE comes onto campus here at work. One of the resources they've discussed is a rapid response line, Monarca Unidos. Their website: Monarcamn.org.
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Monarca
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Christmas to all!
Man dressed as Santa Claus in a red brocade vest, red pants and black boots, with a brocade trimmed Santa hat
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Gym tonight. Great workout, will go again tomorrow night.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Second set of gym flex pics, also by request.
A nude man flexing his bicep and smiling. An aroused nude man, flexing his bicep and smiling.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Gym after work, and flex by request.
A bearded man standing in the gym taking a selfie in a squat rack. A man in a gray tank top, flexing his tattooed bicep and smiling. A shirtless man taking a selfie while flexing his bicep. A man in a black jock strap, flexing his bicep while smiling.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Another gym day, bench, curls, deadlifts, rows.
A man in a stringer tank top standing behind a barbell taking a selfie in a gym mirror.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
New drink invented at Pathfinder game today: Banana Hammock. Bana-nina, Bacardi and oatmeal cookie oatmilk creamer.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
On Fridays, we LIFT!
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
It occurs to me that it's likely His Orangeness has never encountered the first rule in the Evil Overlord list. "1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones." I keep hoping someone competent takes advantage of this lapse.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Gym today. Good workout.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Annual CT scan results discussion with my oncologist, this morning. Other than a couple of normal age-related things, I am doing remarkably well. Gotta watch the prostate, at least annually, but at sixty, I expected as much.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
We have a Great Horned Owl in the neighborhood. We think they are nesting next door, but as we have an empty lot as our side yard, our property may be a part of their hunting territory, along with the lake-park a block over. There have been a lot fewer squirrels in the neighborhood this last month.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
We beat the Seven Deadly Sins escape room with 04:38 to go.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Been a bit since I felt well enough to hit the gym regularly, but got a good workout after work.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I fused this piece, titled 'Sun dogs', for my mother for her 86th birthday. At this point I hadn't slumped it into a dish, but I had actually forgotten to take a picture of it slumped before I shipped it out to her.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Fresh ink for my birthday. Thank you, Owen! @brownbeargaymer.com.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
We've seen the Janeway; I feel like I need to play this game to see the Seanway.
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
bigger thought beyond the boycott: with Amy Poehler regularly beating Rogan in the ratings, I think we don’t need men to host anything. anymore. ever. replace Kimmel with Nicole Byer, replace Fallon with Keke Palmer and give Colbert’s spot to Chelsea Handler. bye white dudes 👋
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Warning, Pokemon Go nerdery.When you're a Lopunny and Gothorita does your makeup, you get:
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Throwback Thursday: c. 1992.
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Yukon Wallace @yukonwallace.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Repost if you'd let me flex it inside you.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Finished slumping the bowl from Tuesday night's fuse. Looks prettier than I would have thought, though I may be too critical.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Didn't turn out exactly the way I thought, but glass rarely does, and that's what makes it beautifully unique. This is a blank for a parting gift for my boss, who leaves on Friday, and I'm excited to see it come together. I will smooth some edges and slump it tonight.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Elliptical, Deadlifts, Leg Press.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Throwback Thursday to the weekend of my wedding reception. I'm wearing 15th century landsknecht garb for this, though the wedding itself was modern semi-formal.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Apropos of nothing...
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
My Saturday afternoon.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Throwback Thursday, 2013.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Saw this on a friend's page, and decided to lift it.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Okay, zorua, I know it's you. While I might buy that there's a wild Tink running around, I don't buy that there's a wild Tink with a best friend badge.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
streaming karaoke on my bf's twitch tonight. www.twitch.tv/brownbeargay...
twitch.tv
BrownBearGaymer - Twitch
Brown Bear Karaoke: Let's jam
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Nerd alert!
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
For anyone with PTSD, this is the worst night in America.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Quote with your first gaming console:
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Pride in Minneapolis.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Swole pics from today's workout.
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Chonk to Stronk 🐻‍❄️🎅🏋️‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇺🇦 @celtibear.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Gym day, arms and chest. Not wearing the boot for my ankle, but still taking it easy on my legs.
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