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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 4h

Ah well. Going to bed. Got some food, got laundry folded and put away, refilled all my many many water bottles, painted a tiny tiny bit in Paint 3D, and saw a bizarre critter outside. I have tomorrow to screw around and then I gotta get back on track for my doctor appt on fri.

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 4h

Frankly my dear I LOVE YOU! LET’S REMARRY!

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 7h

Pray, Mr. Babbage, if I put into the machine the right spelling, will the wrong spelling come out? Yes. Yes it will.

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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 12h

People who consumed 200 to 300 milligrams of caffeine a day were less likely to develop coronary heart disease, Type 2 diabetes or stroke.

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Drinking this much coffee a day is linked to a lower risk of several diseases

People who consumed 200 to 300 milligrams of caffeine a day were less likely to develop coronary heart disease, Type 2 diabetes or stroke.

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 10h

I don’t know what kind of animule I just saw! Either a very young and small possum or a massively fat and rotund rat. I went outside to grab my delivery and saw this little gray round thing with a skinny tail go zooming away. I’ve never seen a single varmint since I’ve been here.

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 14h

I really want to get a rug for the bedroom. Dragging in the two rugs I have just ain’t it. The red one belongs under the coffee table, and the blue one is fine where it is, too. Oh well. I never did fold my laundry yesterday. I need to find something to watch so I can do that hands free.

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 14h

Not only is MOON BOOT a brand name and not just random words printed on some cheapie throwaway boots like I thought, but the boots themselves are like $250-$300 So wow. Now I feel doubly out of touch 🤣

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 14h

it would be hilarious to also own, say, a pair of pants with “PANTS” written on them, along with a shirt that says “SHIRT”, and wear them all together. 🤣 …aaand actually the joke was just ruined bc I looked them up on amazon and it’s a BRAND NAME. 🤦‍♀️ I thought sure it was some goofy temu-esque thing

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 14h

I think this might be the exact one we had. God it felt like the clouds had parted and nothing would ever hurt again when we got this thing. We were finally on our way. Where, I’m not sure. But by god we were on our way.

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 14h

I think I can do it. (I don’t actually have any specific ideas for what I want to put there, but I’m tired of looking at the winx stuff. The poor girls are just gathering dust. So what I’ll do is, I’ll put it away, so that in a couple years I’ll be stoked to remember all the cool shit I have. ✌️)

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 14h

I thought I’d just see if all my winx stuff will fit in this one single box. ALMOST. But the Tecna reboot doll in her package won’t quite fit. Oh well, whatever. I want to get the winx stuff off the shelf just bc I want that space for something else, lol. Between that box and the printer box

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 15h

I mean both those words are already part of the countless things I call her, but never in that order 🤣

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 15h

Either way I’m going to start calling the cat MOON BOOT.

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 15h

I am so far out of touch with what shoes are considered cool right now. I haven’t been in a target or a kohls in like 5 years and thus my awareness of what people are wearing is just nonexistent To ME these fuzzy pink things with “MOON BOOT” written on them look hilarious and absurd. But…???

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 15h

I’d forgotten that when Fluff died, the girlie had one night of discomfort. One night where she went from room to room yowling. Then she was fine the next day. Honestly I’d forgotten there was even that much. This is not a cat that openly mourns.

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 16h

thought better of my hasty decision to go in and drive through this soup.” The sheer relief and the deep surge of joy, ugh. I knew I was waking up as I was opening my mouth to speak, but I think I managed to say “oh, good!”

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 16h

But then just before I woke up, it was about 11pm in the dream and I was going downstairs to get some pop or something, and as soon as I reached the bottom and looked up, there was my dad on the couch, with a blanket and at least 2 cats on his lap. “Well, I took a look at the forecast and I

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 16h

Finally had a dream where my dad listened to me! All that matters is that it was a complete whiteout blizzard on a saturday. I was begging him to stay home. He said no. Saturday night is when he gets his best tips. I went away in distress and the dream continued along it’s incomprehensible path

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

ughhhhh it’s like 85 in here and I still have another load to go in the dryer. I mean there’s nothing stopping me from turning on the AC, now that it’s dark

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh jeez no wonder it’s so hot in here, it’s hit 78° outside

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We agreed never to mention the closet again

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Want to sound like us either if I’d been born with the coolest accent in the universe. Us and our flat midwestern farmer sounding nasally fuckass accent. 🤣

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

And you know what, conversations like that are worth paying $3.50 for. Especially that Irish guy, god he was cool. I never wanted to get off the bus. His accent! He’d been in the US since 1997 or something but he had not even the merest trace of an american accent. I don’t blame him, I wouldn’t

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“He was gone, everything he’d done was obsolete. It’s pretty sad.” And then we somehow got onto DAMN KIDS THESE DAYS again and how every 3 years old has an iphone and an ipad 🤣 “Kids don’t even know! We had to learn cursive! We were doing long division BY HAND!” and other such sentiments.

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Which is kind of weird but I won’t get into it. But I told him my grandfather worked for the public schools and he managed all the educational films and he retired and then BOOM all of a sudden nobody was using films anymore, it was all VHS. I said, “He put in 35 years of work, and the second…”

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Out of nowhere he said, “Do you miss your grandpa?” I was like, hmm. I mean… he died when I was 9 and I really don’t have the clearest memories. Everything I know as objective fact feels like it happened to someone else. I really don’t have any nostalgia, at least not for him specifically.

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“Everybody says that! Everybody says they went fishing with their grandpa! Doesn’t anyone besides grandpas go fishing?” The implication of course being that he too is a grandpa. Then I said, “I mean my friend is about my age and she has a fishing license. But I don’t know how often she uses it.”

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

And even the guy I had yesterday! He didn’t speak a word to me until he said “Oh you’re down by the river! I go fishing in that river!” I said “oh sure, I see people fishing down there sometimes. I haven’t been fishing since I was about 8 years old, with my grandpa out at Phalen.” He’s like

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

And we reminisced about toys in the 90s and how kids today have such cooler shit than we had. And the woman who told me the entire life story of the passenger who had just gotten off, about her grandson being sick or something, it was absolutely none of my business but it was very entertaining.

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

But I’ve never had a driver like that. 90% of the time the driver is just silent, and the other 10% they’re awesome and we have an amazing conversation. Like the Irish dude. And the guy who randomly told me about his tragic love affair with some girl in the 80s. And the girl who was about my age

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Like “you really have an anger problem, you’ve got a really bad attitude” or something. He went screeching back down the driveway and into the night. Anyway lmao. That one single experience was why I haven’t used medical rides that are apparently free with my insurance. Metro mobility is often late

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My mother was torn between finding it funny and being righteously indignant. It was dark out and really cold and nasty and I was like “nimpy please don’t say anything to him, don’t say anything please” She did say SOMETHING as we were finally getting out, but by then I didn’t care. It was something

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

him saying, “I take a left up here.” Not a question, a statement, and we were like, right, that’s what the GPS just said. But he’s flying up the road, he’s like halfway into the intersection and he screams at us, “HELLO?!? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!? DO I TAKE A LEFT?!?” I’m like “yes yes yes”

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That was blasting, or if he was on speakerphone with some other guy, both of them loudly talking and laughing… or both? I think it was both. It was just a cacophony of noise, AND he didn’t know where he was going, AND he was so aggressive that he had me scared to even move. I seem to recall

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Was the world’s biggest asshole, yelled at us because we couldn’t figure out the door handle on the van, clearly had some issue with women, was just an absolute dickhead, and a bad driver besides. He kept taking shitty turns and driving up onto the curb. He, I can’t remember if it was the radio

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

But I do because the only experience I’ve ever had with a free medical ride was October 2022 when my mother and I were going home from Regions, and they called a free ride for us. Not only did we have to sit around and wait for like 2 hours with just a little slip of paper in hand, but the driver

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Without any bullshit. Amazon pharmacy is my one issue right now, they possibly aren’t allowed to deliver controlled substances in MN by law. But genoa is, for some reason. Also she thinks I need to get signed up for medical rides with my insurance, and she’s right. I shouldn’t even hesitate

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I know I’ll forget and it’ll just get jumbled up in my “someone said something about that” giant brain cloud, so let me write it down now: Doctor agrees that it’s silly to spend money on trips to walgreens, suggested something called genoa that apparently is known to deliver controlled substances

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Anyway I guess I’d better do laundry today.

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

die of fucking MEASLES in the year of our lord 2026. That’s an Obsolete Tragedies (TM) if I ever heard one.

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Honestly I think the measles vaccine I got the other day (that still hurts, I’ve never had a shot bleed so much either) was redundant, god knows my mother took care of all my vaccines and shit when I was a little kid. That, she could be counted upon for. But whatever. I’ll still be damned if I’ll

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

never mind I thought jim bakker died a long time ago, I’m still

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That sounds like such a slam, what the hell 🤣 “People expect us to be better, and they’re always disappointed.”

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Golden Ghouls Quotes 🎃 @goldengirls85.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Stan's cousin, Magda. She only appeared in 1 episode of The #GoldenGirls, but she made the most of it. Loves Communism and slurpees. Don't cross her, because she once turned her sister over to secret police. No more to tell.

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hempen garments of woe @cellytron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I got home and the girl was on the chair in the living room! She was all eager to see me. I gave her food. She came into the bedroom and watched me. I turned and smiled at her. She HISSED AT ME. Then she left, ate more food, now she’s back again all happy and purring. 🤷‍♀️ CAT. Who the hell knows.

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