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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 11/10/2026
little yokai 👻 #art
illustration of some japanese yokai, featured are kappa, tanuki, nekomata, and kitsune
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Jen~ ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ @m000sey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mareeeep! 💗 #pokemon #pokemonart #fanart
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Aussy 🌱 @ausshawott.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
it's been a while since i last drew Gardenia
Gardenia, from Pokemon DPPt, wearing her capelet over a green bikini
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 27/07/2026
PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that this phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026
Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 24/06/2026
Deltarune Chapter 5 came out IDK if you saw
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
AMSTERDAM CHEESE SHOP TAGS
ONE GOUDA WHEEL AS NOT FOR SALE BECAUSE THE CAT HAS BEEN SLEEPING ON IT FOR TWO YEARS
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 20/06/2026
I made more mini pins✨️ 🐟🦐🦑 #art
mini enamel pins by mahoukarp
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2026
“Following a thorough review, the EPA has found that napalm, with its ability to burn at temperatures exceeding 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit, is highly effective for both weed management and pest control,” said Administrator Lee Zeldin
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EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide
WASHINGTON—Saying they saw no reason to limit any potential agricultural use of the flammable combination of gelling agents and gasoline, officials at the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency approved...
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 11/06/2026
This is Noah Webster's definition of 'cat' from his 1828 dictionary. Don't worry. We like cats more than he did.

the cat-bloc
CAT, n. [Ir. cat; Fr. chat; D. kat; Dan. CAT-HOOK kat; Sw. katt; G. kater, or katze; L. catus; Vulgar Greek, xaris, or yaros; It. gatto; CAT-MINT Port. and Sp. gato; Lap. id.; Pol. kot; peta, so cal Russ. kots; Turkish keti; W. cath; Corn. CAT'S'-PAW kath; Arm. gaz or kaz; Basque catua.
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In Ar. kitta, is a male cat.
Class Gd.
perceived, surface of turn in the
a tackle on 2. A dupe;
uses.
CAT-SALT granulated leach-brine CAT SILVE
No. 56.] 1. A name applied to certain species of car- nivorous quadrupeds, of the genus Felis. The domestic cat needs no description. It is a deceitful animal, and when enraged, extremely spiteful. It is kept in houses, chiefly for the purpose of catching rats and CAT-TAIL, mice. The wild cat is much larger than the domestic cat. It is a strong, ferocious ani- mal, living in the forest, and very des- tructive to poultry and lambs.
The wild cat of Europe is of the same
reed, of the stance of tresses, &c 2. A substan-
&c.
species with the domestic cat; the cata-CATABAP" mount, of N. America, is much larger and a distinct species.
Ed. Encyc.
τιςης.] Οι
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 10/06/2026
Sakura mako shark 🌸 #art #shark
Round pink shark in ocean with circular cherry blossom border. Water ripples around the shark and clouds in the sky.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/06/2026
Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled theonion.com/little-league-pitcher-…
Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled
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Jeanne @toomany2choose.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Before Caturday ends I'm going to slip one more in
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Qingwa🐸🧡🍂 (COMMS CLOSED) @qingwadrawz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A pretty boy in his pretty gay lil outfit😌🥹🩵🩵🩵 #AngelDust #AngelDustHazbinHotel #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #Hazbin
Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel, wearing his 2026 pride outfit, holding out his pride wand. Background is a pale purple with white stars.
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🅶🅸🅶🅸 @kamaniki.art · 06/06/2026
The Flamebringer
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JonoHasMono @jonohasmono.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Fishnets Friday sketching #art #sketch #kimpine #scottpilgrim #fishnets #fishnetsfriday #digitalart
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 06/06/2026
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening first launched on Nintendo Game Boy 33 years ago today! Are you a fan of Link's Awakening? Where does it rank in the series for you?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/06/2026
New Wearable Feedbags Let American’s Eat More, Move Less
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 03/06/2026
more pokemon 👾 #art #pokemon
fanart featuring cyndaquil, typhlosion, rowlet, decidueye, raichu, pikachu, pichu, mareep, flaafy, and ampharos
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Soup of the day: Maple syrup
Soup (A little jug of maple syrup, it's clear so you can see the syrup inside)
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 31/05/2026
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Asticon | Comms Open @asticon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
#mermay part 19, another comm, another manatee! I think I'll have to admit I'm not making the full 31 posts, but I've still been drawing daily and almost 2/3s the days aren't bad Fun fact: a few manatees have been recorded traveling as far up as Massachusetts. #mermaid #art
A space themed manatee mermaid waves cheerfully at you. She has space buns and is wearing a bikini. Art was for Mana Tee the vtuber!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/05/2026
How To Spice Up Your Relationship With Your Cat
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Ritens @ritens.art · 28/05/2026
Had the pleasure of drawing this year's Pride displays for Warframe. Here is Mesa Prime and Kaithe! #warframe #art
Digital painting of Mesa Prime warframe riding a kaithe while holding a very long Pride flag.
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veroz @veroz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Follie #warframe #warframefanart
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Zullie @zulliethewitch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This came to me in a vision.
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BlushySpicy💖🔥 @blushyspicy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Drew Cynthia from Pokemon
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 24/05/2026
to = ➡️ two = 2️⃣ too = ➕ Toto = 🙏🌧️⬇️🌍
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knic @knictoons.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
hatsune miku but from the midwest
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 17/05/2026
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 14/05/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/05/2026
What To Know About ‘Off Campus’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-off…
Q: Is this like Heated Rivalry ?

A: No, there’s hockey in this one.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 10/05/2026
back & body hurts🦐 #shrimp #art #comic
Comic of a shrimp with a bad back 

"This is a shrimp, they havd terribld posture. Remember to sit up straight, please fix yourself."
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 08/05/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2026
“Dammit, she’s still got her head down to empty out the cash register for this guy, and if I grab the gun when she’s not looking, she’ll have no idea I’m the one who did it,” Angus Helms reportedly thought to himself as he coughed loudly to get the barista’s attention
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Customer Waits Until Barista Watching To Disarm Gunman
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to ensure his good deed did not go unseen and unappreciated, customer Angus Helms waited until the barista was watching to disarm a gunman at Highland Ground coffee shop, sour...
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 03/05/2026
Capcom announced a new update to their iconic classic Street Fighter II today that will allow users to pummel a Tesla Cybertruck in the game’s infamous vehicular destruction-based bonus level. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Updated Steet Fighter Bonus Level Will Let You Fuck Up a Cybertruck.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2026
Man with Flamethrower Waiting for Appropriate Time to Use It
Man with Flamethrower Waiting for Appropriate Time to Use It
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 17/04/2026
Marlene cooked with this one.

Language Matters
Why English is so hard to learn
Marlene Davis
YOU think English is easy? Check out the following.
1. The bandage
was wound around
the wound.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid in his hospital bed.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about who would row. 13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does (females) are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell
2. The farm was cultivated to produce down into a sewer line.
produce.
3. The dump was so full that the workers had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture shown at the store.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his tasty dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the pres- ent, he thought it was time to present the present to his girlfriend.
8.A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object which he showed me.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail around the mast.
18. Upon seeing the tear in her painting she shed a tear.
19.I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Heteronyms
These are brilliant. Homonyms or homographs are words of like spelling, but with more than one meaning and sound.
When pronounced differently, they are known as heteronyms.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 14/04/2026
This is Rex. He found a missing child in 12 minutes on his first tracking mission. "He’s kind of a triple threat," his handler said. He's trained as a therapy dog, explosive detection canine, and missing person tracker. When the girl was safe, Rex shifted to comfort mode. 14/10 (IG: arapahoeso)
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 12/04/2026
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 11/04/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/04/2026
Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth
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Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth
CLEVELAND—Saying the costs had begun to outweigh the benefits, administrators at the Cleveland Clinic confirmed Tuesday that they had decided to discontinue their use of a cancer-sniffing leopard in c...
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 04/04/2026
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 01/04/2026
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 31/03/2026
This is Molly. She was finally found a week after her human fell down a 180-foot waterfall while hiking together in New Zealand. Her human was badly injured and rescued by helicopter, but Molly was missing. A week later, Molly was found at the base of the waterfall and reunited with her human. 14/10
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/03/2026
Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth theonion.com/hospital-decides-cance…
Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth
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SusuwatariP @susuwatarip.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Even MORE dokapon today and I’m trying really hard to hype myself up enough to not feel too camera shy to stream my POV for the first time.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 25/03/2026
little foxes 🦊 #art #foxes
Illustration of some foxes. 

One is laying down in the tall grass with flowers. 

Another is walking with a big leaf in their mouth protecting them from rain with a frog on their side. 

There is a pink fox just sitting down on grass. 

Lastly there a group drawing of them all piled together.

Theres also a bunch of other foxes just chilling
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 22/03/2026
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