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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Something, something Ex-Box

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

More listings this week by our locum replacement on-duty listings goblin Keith.

19.00 DANCING ON VANILLA ICE
More celebrities queue up to trample all over Robert Matthew Van Winkle.

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tim C says: Android Invasion. Such fun. Part Wicker Man, part Robocop 2 eyes in a jar robots. Tom must have read 'a pub where time stands still' & cried with joy. Kenneth Williams famously hated it, probably using that one same 'funny' voice he did for everything. 85/100 Oh what's the bloody points.

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tim C says: Warriors Gate. Apt that it features Kenneth Cope, AKA Marty Hopkirk, because if I was trapped in null space with Adric I'd happily be deceased too. Romana's off. K9's off. Tom's about to be off. I wanted to turn it off. 11/100 I'm sorry, it's actually INSERT RIFF ABOUT BUMS OR SOMETHING.

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tim C says: Underworld: Bored Slippy more like eh? Amirite? Is P7E A-OK? EH? FYI GO2 R1-C. It sounds like Ronnie Barker having a stroke. Sad that ORACLE didn't have Bamber Boozle as a henchman. & the CSO makes Rentaghost look like Avatar. I give it: Bad rip offs of Jason & the Argo NOUGHT out of 100

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And if you have a Hitchcock fecal-pun then why not get in touch. Call us now on 01-811-8022

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Our usual listings team are off this week, so we've handing over to our standby deputy replacement stand-in substitute, Keith. Blame/praise him.

15.00 FILM: DIARRHOEA WINDOW
Hitchcock classic where James Stewart is convinced that a neighbour has killed their wife, but can't get out of the toilet for long enough to tell anyone. Warning, contains scenes so scary you may sh't yourself.

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“My foot was just resting in his arse”

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We know some of you watch this religiously.

23.00 PRIEST INTERCEPTORS
More real-life cop action sees the traffic officers dealing with a runaway cardinal on the M6 south, an un-insured vicar on first in a layby near Stoke-on-Trent, and a reverend who claims he is a bishop but doesn't have the paper work, or big hat, to prove it.

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"It's CEEFAUX sir, they've gone topical again." "Fetch the Harry Enfield Panel Show gifs"

20.00 MAN CITY ABOUT THE HOUSE
Robin's new lodge appears to be perfect, but why do they have more than £900m in chase under their bed and, when confronted about it, deny any form of wrong doing?

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We laughed far too much at this :) thank you @cheeley.bsky.social

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What was the name of the that Playaway presenter? Brian something?

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We left the back door unlocked and they all got nicked

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"I didn't see that one" "Not many people have, it's probably a bad reference."

22.00 NEWS AT TENET TA SWEN
Overly confusing current affairs round-up directed by Christopher Nolan, which you don't understand but suspect is very clever.

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Viva 🇺🇦 @vivaf1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s a classic paranormal distribution, Scully

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's more a kevlar-cardigan, but hopefully that will suffice.

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Hello, is that the business card making shop? It is? Good? We have a new review we'd like on the back of our cards? Can you do that? You can? Oh good! Our name? It's C.E.EFAUX"

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There's a wrestler we'd like to see

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And bringing our CEEFAUX Gangsta Rap day to a welcome end, here's our last one. Thank you if you liked or commented or even if you just stared and shook your head in utter disgust, that's ok because THAT'S WHAT ART IS ABOUT.