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@cdive.bsky.social
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No kids, no stress, and a spoonful of honey every day. She/her. cdive or c_dive in the other places. Hairpin/Toast

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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😎
Carly Rae Jepsen tickets!!
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Had the nerve to sit on a park bench and eat a snack and didn’t drop anything
House sparrows being real judgementalSide-eye from a house sparrow
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looking at some documents and my phone has decided it’s silly season for the UI
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Our friends in Western MA haaaaaate Seth Moulton. Shutesbury was +72 for Markey!!
Map from the New York Times showing the Massachusetts Democratic primary results for US Senate. Markey is purple, Moulton is teal.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
There are downsides to driving a 15-year old car, I guess
Car door handle that just snapped off in my hand
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Not the most encouraging sign to be getting alerts like this before it even starts snowing
Eversource: Blizzard conditions expected. Damaging winds and snow could damage electric system and cause widespread and extended outages.
Hazardous conditions may delay our ability to safely respond. Based on current forecast, restoration could take 3-5 days. See storm center:
eversource.com
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
February 2015 was a special time, for sure
Full car bumper just tossed on top of a snowbank - 2/12/2015Snow canyon - 2/3/2015
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Starting off the new year in a balanced fashion by going for a long walk and then stopping in to have an old fashioned and BBQ
Frozen river covered with blowing snowBBQ platter and a drink
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Just enough snow for some little guys
Little baby snowmen on a picnic table
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Not bad for being in the city
Green and pink aurora over houses, framed by trees
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Looking a little too “Neuromancer” out here tonight, for my tastes
Wet city street, Puma building and some Art

The Gibson quote is “The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I just realized why I’ve been more confused than usual at work this week, thanks to this incredible UX decision by Microsoft. Perfect way to handle daylight savings into Outlook, no notes.
Outlook calendar trying real hard to take daylight savings into account, but it somehow decided to display it as if all day Sunday was in a different time zone.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
What’s up nerds
Book cover showing:

This Is for Everyone
The Unfinished Story of the World Wide Web

Inventor of the World Wide Web
Tim Berners-Lee
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
These ads are all over the T and I’m slowly going mad trying to fit it this into the lyrics of “Charlie on the MTA”
Sperm bank ad on the MBTA
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I keep seeing stuff about D&D having jumped the shark, and I was like oh yeah, I guess it's really broken through or whatever. I work in higher ed IT and this was in the newsletter about new student orientation swag and OH NO
...our trendy give-a-way this year pulls in the gaming aspect of work and play with a [school] branded D20 (dice - Think Game of Thrones) and business card slogan – "Roll with [IT] - a Nat 20 every time"!
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Too many shishito peppers for one of person? Never
An inadvisable amount of tempura shishito peppers
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
On an excursion this weekend, saw a lot of Art and this is my favorite piece, called Teaching a Cow How to Draw.
Teaching a cow how to draw: each of the fence sections is a different bit of art theory.
Fence set in a large grass field. Blue sky overhead.Teaching a cow how to draw: each of the fence sections is a different bit of art theory.
Wider shot of the field.Analia Saban
b. Buenos Aires, 1980. 
Lives and works in Los Angeles
Teaching a Cow How to Draw
2020
Cedar wood
When conceptual artist Analia Saban first visited the Clark, she was struck by the cows who pastured in its meadows. Could the fence that contained the animals also entertain, or even educate them? Saban reinterpreted the existing split rail fence to illustrate different principles of artistic composition, such as the rule of thirds and golden ratio- which are said to produce pleasing pictures-as well as two- and three point linear perspective. This 620-foot-long drawing in space is both a tongue-i cheek gesture, implicating a new, nontraditional audience outside the museum's walls, as well as a device that frames new views on the landscape for its human visitors. The fence is an homage to Saban's mentor, the late John Baldessari (1931-2020), and his 1972 video Teaching a Plant the Alphabet, in which the artist offered an English lesson to a potted banana plant.
Courtesy of the artist
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It’s not even a pleasant place to shop! I went to Target for the first time in months recently out of curiosity and everything was either locked up or a mess. (The women’s clothing section was a DISASTER.) No one working on the floor and only one cashier.
Sign on a locked up cabinet in Target:
Working to serve you better
Secured shelves in the store keep the products on your list in stock.

In the background, you can see messy racks and some random merchandise on the ground.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I have Negroni Season in print form now, very excited
Book cover of The Awl: The Book, An Anthology of Writing from the Internet’s Best Publication (2009-2018) on a green table.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Just one more thing, sure, why not have the transformer outside my office blow up
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This was the general vibe at the time, looking back through my photos.
Snowbanks halfway up the street signA whole car bumper just hanging out in a snowbankSnowdrifts up to your eyeballs, with the narrowest possible footpath shoveled out.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Being mature and respectful at the aquarium
Slippery dick
Halichoeres bivittatus
Initial phase female
Juvenile
Terminal phase male
This quick-escape artist dives headfirst into the sand when threatened. To do this without losing its skin, it coats itself with large amounts of mucus, hence its name. This fish feeds mostly on small crustaceans and worms. It's a wrasse, so notice how the male, female and juveniles all look different.Fish
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The duck was excellent and the parfait was this little number
Champagne Parfait
Macerated Raspberries & Chocolate Shavings
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Roughly every 2-5 minutes, someone will start up with the noisemakers they handed out and it will go through the room like the wave
Silver noisemakers — horn and one of those spinny clacker things
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Leaning into NYE this year since I’ve taken myself on a splurgy vacation for a big round number birthday
Prix fixe menu with a silly little NYE tiara


NEW YEAR'S EVE MENU
FIRST COURSE
Pan Seared Sea Scallops
Celery & Bacon Coulis, Pickled Cucumber, Yellow Curry Foam Or
Bigeye Tuna Tartare
melized Apple, Shaved Pecorino & Hand-Picked Baby Arugula Or
Watermelon, Iceberg Salad Whipped Feta & Mint Dressing
SECOND COURSE
Lobster Bisque
Lobster Salpicon
INTERMEZZO
Sorbet Maison
MAIN COURSE
Ba2i, Angus Beef Tenderloin
Truffle Red Wine Sauce, Potato Dauphinois, Asparagus Spear
& Sauce Perigourdine
Or
Yakitori Glazed Black Rockfish
Lentils Pilaf, Garlic Bok Choy, Brown Butter Sauce
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Butter Roasted Chicken Breast & Tiger Prawn
Green Pea Mint Puree, Sautéed Spinach, Mushroom Jam, Jus De Cuisson Or
Blossom Honey Lacquered Free Range Magret De Canard
Buttered Turnip Purée, Braised Heirloom Carrot, Orange Apricot Sauce Or
Winter Squash Vol Au Vent
Grilled Vegetables, Gratinated Gruyere & Smokey Tomato Fondue
DESSERT
Café Mocha Tartlet
Baileys Ganache, Vanilla Crème Chantilly Or
Champagne Parfait
Macerated Raspberries & Chocolate Shavings
Seasonal Fruit Salad
Grand Marnier Syrup
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Important update:
Rooster just chilling
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Exciting times at my parents’ squirrel feeder
Snowy back porch, grey squirrel sitting on a dried corn feederA rival appearsSquirrel joustingPeace is negotiated
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I started playing Baldur’s Gate and you can adopt an owlbear cub!! Look at this little guy
The owlbear cub from Baldur’s Gate 3. Just a little guy.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
On the flip side, O’Keefe gonna O’Keefe, jesus christ
Georgia O'Keeffe
Series / White & Blue
Slowen Shanes 1019
Oil on board

Just a woman sitting on a photocopier, but as a very nice painting of flowers
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Went to see the O’Keefe/Moore show at the MFA and got emotional about sculpture. Bowled over by seeing the hand of the artist in this shoulder blade.
Henry Moore
British, 1898-1986
Reclining Figure, 1959-1964
Elmwood
Pay close attention to this large piece and notice how its form follows the grain of the wood, varying from smooth to rough. Its rings imply tension at the shoulder, and its hollows and openings almost become a landscape.
Moore was deeply inspired by the form and heft of chac-mool statues-a type of pre-Hispanic Mesoamerican stone sculpture that was typically placed outside temples and featured reclining figures supporting themselves on their elbows, with knees bent.
He revisited the motif of the reclining figure countless times throughout his career, experimenting with different materials, scales, and degrees of abstraction.Same piece but from the side, showing the shoulder and back. There are grooves from the chisel visible.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Truly the stupidest timeline
Quote from the NYTimes (ugh I know)

Two days earlier, the Biden administration had authorized Ukraine to use the U.S.-supplied ballistic missiles for attacks inside Russia for the first time, in a major policy shift.

The ballistic missiles are known as the Army Tactical Missile Systems, or ATACMS (pronounced "attack 'ems").
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Seems ominous that all the video panels in the train station are flickering like this
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Members of the conservative paper literally went after the anti-apartheid camp on the Green with sledgehammers in the middle of the night! The Trustees ended up divesting from South African companies by the end of the year. www.thedartmouth.com/article/2023...
Apartheid Protests (1986)
Another moment of massive student activism occurred in 1985. Protesting the living conditions of black South Africans under Apartheid and Dartmouth's ongoing investments in South Africa, Dartmouth students erected four 'shanties' on the Green.
The shanties stood until February of 1986, when members of The Dartmouth Review destroyed them with sledgehammers. This incited further protests and a Parkhurst Hall takeover in order to force the Board of Trustees to meet with the 100 protesters.
Heeten Kalan '92, a participant in the Apartheid protests, commented on the intensity of the meeting.
"[The meeting] was incredibly emotional," he said. "There was a Native American student who said that if my student is based on blood money, you should take my scholarship away. There were trustees in tears."
By the end of the calendar year, the Board decided to end their investments in South Africa.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
I work in research computing and reference this tweet a lot when I get asked what I run at home.
Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.
Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.

A screenshot of a tweet from 2019.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
It does feel like between the eclipse, solar flares and now this comet, it would have totally upended society if we were in the Middle Ages
ATLAS comet above trees and buildings. Comet is dead center of the photo.3x zoom of the comet
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Prospect Hill aurora! @universalhub.com
Aurora, green and pink. Houses low in the foreground.Pink and green aurora behind big ol’ castle-looking monument.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
I was here yesterday and yet today I’m in the office and it’s raining. Mods??
A beach scene. Sand in the foreground, glassy still pond framed by trees and hills. Blue sky with puffy white clouds.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
I spent the weekend in the woods and now I’m back in the city and I just realized how much noise my neighbors make, oh no
The White Mountains in fall. Pine trees in the foreground with rolling hills in the distance. White puffy clouds in the sky.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Slightly better view from the top of Wachusett this weekend.
Top of Mt Wachusett, looking east toward Boston skyline in the distance. Clear view below the cloud layer.Zoomed in view of Boston from the top of Mt Wachusett.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
I did a quick climb up Mt Wachusett on Friday afternoon before the rain rolled in and it was A Mood.
Wet stone trail, trees and some fallen leaves. Light fog.Foggy top of a mountain. Some fencing, trees and radio towers are half-visible through the mist.Grassy field, a tree mid-frame. Fog obscures most of the structure in the distance.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Just watched a dude roll up to Target on a penny-farthing. It has a rack on it for a pannier and everything!
A penny-farthing just casually locked up to a bike rack outside of a Target
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
In honor of this occasion I bought one of @markpopham.bsky.social’s bumper stickers www.etsy.com/listing/1468...
Computers: A Big Mistake bumper sticker held up by a mechanical keyboard (photo from etsy listing)
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
Rereading the original email my dentist sent about insurance changes and laughing. It’s not worth it for me to be out over $100 for a warm neck pillow and chill vibes, I’m sorry this conflicts with your practice philosophy!!
Email dated 2/13/2023

Dear Patients,
 
The insurance industry is now at a point where if I did not make any changes, I would have to alter my practice philosophy. I would not be able to offer the longer appointments, non-judgmental approach to care, environmental comforts like warm neck pillows, or commitment to provide a safe space for your dental home.
 
I am not willing to compromise on any of this.
 
Therefore, over the next few months I will be changing my status to an out of network provider with most dental insurance companies except for MassHealth.  
 
What does this mean? Thankfully, you can still remain a patient at our office!  Unlike medical insurance, out-of-network dental insurance still pays a significant amount for your dental care.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
god: i have made Computer angels: you fucked up a perfectly good rock. look at it. it’s got anxiety.
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Please be as detailed as possible.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
At my town’s fireworks and got a craving for cotton candy for the first time in years and I don’t remember it having flavors? Cotton candy is just… cotton candy flavored? The pumpkin spice and bacon trends reached the festival circuit at some point??
Back of a bag of cotton candy, listing the ingredients for each flavor.

BAG INGREDIENTS:
BOO BLUE BLUE RASPBERRY): SUGAR, NATUR SILLY NILLY (VANILLA): SUGAR, RED 40, VANIL SASSY APPLE: SUGAR, NATURAL & ARTIFICIAL WHITE CITRUS: SUGAR, NATURAL & ARTIFICIA JOLLY BERRY (STRAWBERRY): SUGAR, NATUR CHERRY BERRY: SUGAR, NATURAL & ARTIFIC O-JAY: SUGAR, NATURAL FLAVORS, YELLOW 6
SPOOKIE FRUITI (GRAPE): SUGAR, NATURAL 8
BUBBLE GUM: SUGAR, NATURAL & ARTIFICIAL WACKY WATERMELON: SUGAR, NATURAL & A LEAPIN' LIME: SUGAR, NATURAL FLAVORS, YE PIÑA COLADA: SUGAR, NATURAL & ARTIFICIA BANANA BONANZA: SUGAR, NATURAL & ARTI SIZZLIN' LEMON: SUGAR, NATURAL & ARTIFIC RAZZLEBERRY: SUGAR, NATURAL & ARTIFICI CHOCO-FLOSS (CHOCOLATE): SUGAR, NATU WINTER FROST (PEPPERMINT): SUGAR, NAT MAPLE: SUGAR, NATURAL & ARTIFICIAL FLA FALL SPICE (PUMPKIN): SUGAR, NATURAL FI SUMMER CITRUS: SUGAR, NATURAL & ARTIF SPRINGTIME DELIGHT (CHERRY LIME): SUGAR BACON: SUGAR, NATURAL FLAVOR, YELLOW 5, CHOCOLATE CHERRY
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
Turned to glance behind me as I was walking in the door and there was a blimp flying super low over my house, today’s off to a weird start
Dick’s Sporting Goods blimp flying overhead against a blue sky
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
What’s your sign?
8.5” x 11” printed sheet of paper taped to a glass window, text says:

ALL TEETH PURCHASES
ARE FINAL NO 
REFUNDS OR
EXCHANGES!!! IF YOU 
PURCHASED TEETH
WITHIN A YEAR PRIOR 
TO Nov. 1st 2019 WE 
WILL STILL HONOR 
THAT EXCHANGE!!!
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
If you look to the northwest, Pollux and Castor are the two stars hanging out just above the horizon (in New England)
Screenshot of the Sky Guide app, showing the position of Gemini to the northwest. Pollux and Castor are the two main stars.
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Christina @cdive.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
Wandering around looking for a dark spot in town to try to see the aurora. Too much light pollution for more than a hint (easier to pick up on camera than with the naked eye) but I did get a good shot of Castor and Pollax
Vague hint of the aurora. Houses and telephone lines in the foreground.Twin stars Castor and Pollax just above the horizon. Soccer net, tops of row houses and a lightpole in the foreground.
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