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@cdf.bsky.social
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Wordsmith. Questions everything. Lives in a bubble where we all get along and care about each other. Don't trust anyone over thirty.* * I remember that from the 1960's. Seems like good advice today.

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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 5h
A black & white movie about giant praying mantises... mantisae? mantasi? mantissssss? I literally ran from the room. I was six.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 16h
Friends? Plural? He had friends?
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 16h
Ah yes, takes me back to my youth when few cars had A/C and none of them FM radio. We sweated. A lot. So you can say you know now what it was like back in the day! Hope it's not an expensive repair 🍀
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have you read Sarah Kendzior? She's trying to shine a light on the multinational syndicate emerging to rule the world and she brings receipts.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Or how about a required undergraduate course on ethics and civic responsibility? I also think POTUS candidates should be required to take *and pass* the official citizenship exam.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wish I could have seen the look on Xi's face when he heard this. The important followup question is: did Xi say "yes, we'll have one of everything!" ClownFace isn't interested in preserving the USA, he's put it all up for sale. Everything, including its citizens.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Autonomy is a threat when control is the goal" would make a great t-shirt
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Better at "messaging" or "marketing"? One is relaying your policy ideas to voters, the other is promoting the unelectable and packaging them in a way that makes them seem palatable to voters. It's marketing, Carville, and what else would you expect from the majority MBA political party?
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Isn't there the possibility that once the National Guard is deployed, the dude on Penn. Avenue can call them up into Federal Service, then they'll take orders from him (to seize the machines)? Or does the Governor have to approve the call up by POTUS? I guess it depends on a state of emergency.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can we request a for-real competency exam, like they do for defendants in murder trials? If he's incompetent to stand trial, he's clearly unfit and should step down. If that works, there's a guy on Pennsylvania Avenue I'd like to go next...
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh wow, just read this today. Falsely moving someone's registration to another state would be a great way to prevent them from being able to vote. We're going to need proof of residency at our current address when we show up at the polls...
My husband went to vote in our state primary today.

When he got to the polling location, they couldn't find a record of him being a resident. After some research, they said the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) in our state showed that he moved to the District of Columbia (DC) in December 2025, so his license was invalid. He definitely did not move to DC, although that is the state he moved here from in 2023. The physical drivers license he had in hand was valid starting in June 2023. Did someone steal his identity in DC, or was this a glitch in the system for the DC DMV, or something else? He checked his credit report and didn't see anything suspicious.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not an expert at all but (technically) if the Mormons are right, isn't one of their tenets that Jesus came to the New World and preached to the natives? If so, he might have kept a pet armadillo. Apologies if I've misrepresented something, not a practicing anything, let alone Mormon...
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can I employ an AI agent to put a "hit' on a rogue AI spammer? Seems like the first person to invent *that* would make a fortune AND save the internet. Til someone invents a bot to take them out. Where does it end? Can AI agents be given the death penalty?
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Truly, if RUS can't overrun UKR does Putin *actually* think he can roll over Europe? No. He's using the only leverage he has left: empty threats. The drone incursions are a provocation. Make no mistake as RUS ramps up production, in the war to come those with the most drones win.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If thousands of applicants are asked under a polygraph if they've had sex with animals and answer "yes" what does that say about us as a society? Or is this just lowering the bar so the FBI can hire Proud Boys and other Jan 6ers?
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why hasn't anyone asked Patel how many applicants have been rejected because they checked the "pornography" and "beastiality" box? If the number of applicants is really low, like 10, there's no need to change the policy. If numbers are profoundly high enough to warrant change, something is wrong...
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And there's no avenue of appeal if wrongly flagged by DHS. No probable cause. DHS can flag everyone who voted D in the last primary as "non citizen" and prevent them from voting, or withhold their votes "pending investigation" until after the midterms are certified.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trump said it to try and manipulate fuel prices here in the US. Meanwhile Saudi Arabia can't ship oil and *really* want the US to retake Perim Island from the Houthis. If the other Gulf states join the Saudis and introduce a second oil embargo Trump will be royally f*cked and have to send troops.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Better closed and torn to the ground than defiled by putting Trump's name anywhere on it. We can rebuild it from the rubble of the ballroom and arch in a few years.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hello Peskov, Lithuania is already a target for the Russians. If UKR had fallen as RUS planned, the Baltic states were obviously next.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#Headdesk #Headdesk #Headdesk #Headdesk #Headdesk #Headdesk
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm old enough to remember when people were decorated with airborne milkshakes for less.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Trump-a-palooza"? More like "Trump is a loozah"
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Look at what Atlanta has done to the Chattahoochee river. (Georgia needs to build drinking water reservoirs before the next drought). Now imagine Alabama rivers drained by data centers. Not a pretty sight. Meanwhile who's providing us with bottled water? Um-hmm. No one.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why not a law requiring data centers to build a reservoir that would contain all the water it would use in a year, and the data center couldn't start operation until said reservoir is full. If the reservoir falls below 10% capacity the data center has to cease operating until water level is normal.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Kinda makes you wonder, was the diaper-bearer and football-toter packed into the catering truck with the Clown In Chief? Because if the nuclear codes were left behind on AF1 *that's a YUGE problem!* Diaper girl not so much.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/09/2026
The FDA won’t tell Americans where their generic drugs are made, so ProPublica did it instead. Use information from your prescription label to locate the factory and see if the plant has a history of inspection violations.
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Where Was My Generic Prescription Drug Made? - Rx Inspector - ProPublica
The FDA won’t tell Americans where their generic drugs are made, so ProPublica did it instead. Use information on your prescription label to locate the factory and see inspection reports.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do those dark wings mean he's from the burney place?
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not sure when those photos were made but that looks a lot like the way Shrub looked when informed about the 9/11 attacks
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Johnathan Swift would applaud "Rigor Tortoise". Standing ovation, probably. 🏆
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Friend? The clown has a literal friend? Besides the diaper lady?
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Whichever you prefer.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
THANK YOU! I lost my link to the livestream from the ISS years ago and you showed me how to find it again!
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Kermit the Frog's Frantic Dance
Alt: Kermit the Frog's Frantic Dance waving his arms about and shouting "Yaaaaaay"
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That is a Ford Taurus with a chrome grill... 👎
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Subliminal advertising: "quack quack quack..."
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And Google is enabling his foolishness, making them an accessory after the fact, if being an idiot were a crime. I'm not arguing with you; as a coder I wouldn't want to get caught up in that fight, I'd let users choose which map they want to see, thus I want Google to offer that choice.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In the case of Lake Ontario, it was named by the (allegedly) first inhabitants of the region, who presumably had the naming rights since no one else was there to argue with them. The name has lasted all this time. No fool with a sharpie can override it. "It is what it is" and it is Lake Ontario.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's not a free pass. I grew up in the deepest deep South and the grandmothers made a science out of actively ignoring stupidity thus shaming the clown, and it works. Let *them* celebrate Lake America if they want, but I refuse to participate and want the freedom to choose. Google choose for me? Nah
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One of the first extras to add should be a second bowl. Speeds up food prep time and keeps you in your rhythm as you sling ingredients. You can also distract the kitchen gnomes by letting them lick the cake batter from one bowl while you spin up frosting in the other. (Now I want to bake a cake 😆)
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have an old 5qt lift bowl from the early 90s that I bought "refurbished" at an outlet mall. Knock on wood it's never failed me. Was about half retail. Would buy another today if that one died. The extra capacity of the lift over tilt head is better, and no longer getting fingers pinched by tilt.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In the time it takes to "localize" place names the Google developers could add a Settings switch to allow one to use *actual* place names or make-believe place names and be done with it forever. If a maga clown wants to see Lake America, they can set the switch to "idiot". The rest of us motor on.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Okay @developers.google.com since you've made it abundantly clear you're catering to delusional old men *and* have the ability to toggle names based on location, cater to me: I want a preference switch in Settings that lets me use "Gulf of Mexico" and "Lake Ontario" like the rest of the world.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's more than just Republicans being supported by Elmo. Ask the aFp (neo-fascist) party in Germany where most of their funding is sourced. Surprise! The same trillionaire trying to rig US elections!
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That looks delicious I want some!!!
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I have a better idea, let the developer donate that 80 acres adjoining Yosemite to the park instead and sell the deduction to someone who needs to shelter *a lot* of recently boosted stock market gains... everyone wins! Except the US taxpayers, but what's new there?
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Stiffed the supplier! Never do business with anyone named Trump unless you're paid up front and the check clears. That includes the Federal Government as long as That Clown is behind the wheel.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hang on, how many arms does this lady have? How old is AI anyway? Has SkyNet invented time travel already and they're rewriting the past?
Photo of a blonde woman in a mint green sweater reclining to her right, propped up by two right arms. Thankfully she only has one left arm. Photo is a closeup taken from an ad for a George Barris "Love Machine" customized van ad... or an AI generated look alike.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Trailer link: youtu.be/oEFfIc5GzM4
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War Of The Worlds | Trailer | Watch now on SBS On Demand
YouTube video by SBS On Demand
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Anyone else watch these robots in the made for TV "War of the Worlds" by AGC Television, Canal+ De Wereldvrede / Urban Myth Films? I'm still traumatized. I'm worried if I see one of these on the street I'll run it over out of sheer self-preservation. I suppose the terror is the point.
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Chip @cdf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ashamed? WTF? Everyone has to be from somewhere, it's not like you decided embryonically you wanted to be born and raised in Dixie. Their effort to shame you for your origin story is a reflection of their own prejudice and bigotry, not yours. Who gets the opportunity to pick their birthplace? No one
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