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C. Buckthorn

@cbuckthorn.bsky.social
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Sub-editor of Lær!, the Norwegian leather industry's most esteemed organ. Immerse your soul in love.

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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 8h
Thorne’s ‘missing Missy’ thread still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on the internet
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 8h
Happy 18th birthday, this spider
Text of an email: From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account
Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.
Regards, David
This is followed by a crude drawing of a spider with seven legs and a smiley face
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 20h
It’s a mixed bag
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 21h
My sister just sent me this?
Meme: You had fun because you are fun.
You felt love because you are loved.
You acted like a slag because you are a slag
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Dr Sophie Michell @sophiemhistory.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are you carrying the burden of emotional labour for your family and your husband's family while simultaneously juggling work? Do you feel quite ratty and are sleeping badly? Must be hormones. Can't possibly be anything to do with the first point. Continue the emotional labour at all costs.
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Give us a paper dress-up doll version, you in your pants
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not to be a basic bitch but I am going shopping for six-year-old-girl birthday presents and this is basically why I became a parent
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s lovely business
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dying @ ‘serving suggestion’
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*five seconds later* we regret to inform you the penguin is racist
Milkshake Penguin, a cake bar
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ooooh
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He might have too much actual BDE to be a convincing Bond
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching The Living Daylights. It’s brilliant. No Daniel Craig film has ever made me cackle like this
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t give it to him
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes ❤️❤️
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Next we’re gonna darn some socks and then go poaching for pheasants or something
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wholesome times here as I swing my daughter round singing Total Eclipse of the Heart to her (she was spellbound, obviously), and then make her a line of paper dolls
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Of course you do
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Halloween costume is Sexy Internal Monologue
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kevin Maguire "[Archer] lied on oath about Monica Coghlan, who said he ruined her life. We mustn't forget that, because when she was in the witness box.. she was telling the truth, she was subjected to 2 days of incredibly fierce cross examination.. the judge sided with Archer.."
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
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Misogyny killed Monica many years before she died
When poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ...
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ICYMI: a chat with my favourite artist, whose career arc follows the predictable old ‘folk ➡️ electro bangers ➡️ folk ➡️ religious album accompanied only by church organ and based entirely on 14th century visions’ arc
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
E-girl and podcaster boyfriend.
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s no Craigslist Father
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These count as breathtaking for those of us in the Fens
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah we are
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WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Us reading your tweets
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
POV: you are me
View of Skegness
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love a man wearing a dinosaur-print bucket hat
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hahahahahaha
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My bad!
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“What’s your name?” Rubbish!!
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like an older man, I like a dad, but twice my age and clearly on holiday with his grandchildren is a new low
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got hit on by a 70-year-old and it’s just bummed me out
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are these “friends” in the room with us now
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is Steven Knight’s legacy
Cheeky Blinders bar, Ingoldmells
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trying to persuade Alex to crash Little Jacks Disco karaoke with Gett Off
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another day, another pirate-themed family bar
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have been forced to drive to the seaside
Me and skippingjack
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Get fucked!!
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I unfollowed someone on Twitter for spitefully tweeting “Han Solo dies” whenever whichever film that was came out. I don’t even like Star Wars
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Choooon
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I literally, explicitly knew the twist from The Lonely Island’s ‘Jizzed in My Pants’ lyrics, but managed to completely forget about this when I watched the film and was utterly blown away 👌
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I LOVED THIS SONG! #totp
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is fantastic
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love you loads xxx
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are in a pub called The Cock
Bed warmer, vaguely phallic
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bought the death legend a post-gig drink. She was excellent
Me and Dr Soph
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Dr Sophie Michell @sophiemhistory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last call for this. It is tonight. Despite its jaunty aspect, I promise to be absolutely diabolically MISERABLE for a full 45 minutes.
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love you
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