cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I feel like I’d reverse Kermit and piggy. Edith was so innocent and piggy is a worldly pig 110
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Their guard dog instincts only go so far. When there’s involved you’re on your own 200
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The stories they’re gonna tell about you at doggie daycare 210
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 05/10/2026!!! Those poor pups have their job cut out for them today. I think they deserve extra treats! 100
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I mean you’re the one who invited murderers to the house. Do you know how much work it is on their part to keep you alive? 110
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ok but having the Vicar of Jesus on your side is definitely a cheat code #postseason 020
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My client mispronounces everyone’s names— not just new people but people who’ve been on the account for years. Like they’ll hear me refer to someone correctly and then be like “yes [wrong name] can you give us an update” and it’s so weird to me. 210
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I got home at 1am from the #yankees game, had to log in at 7:30 to prep for a meeting I didn’t have time to finish yesterday, and I can’t tuck my leg under me b/c I scraped my ankle when some bros knocked me down during enthusiastic celebrations but man, I’m still grinning this morning. #postseason 060
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It really seems mean to make me work during postseason because you’re definitely not getting my best. #baseball 141
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I saw the X-files movie and Dr. Dolittle at a random drive in by college doing a double feature. My first and only drive in experience (so far) 010
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Aww I get sad when it’s the final weekend of regular season. Like I enjoy the post season but soon #baseball will be gone again and it will be dark and winter and it’s the worst. 040
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I love you CC Sabbathia my bear made of rocks. Stupid Nor’easter preventing me from being at his retirement game. #yankees 040
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ok but now I’m trying to cast the beauty and beast characters as Dirty Dancing. Who gets the abortion? Who carries the watermelon? 150
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I love that he keeps finding ways to make all the cool things about the city accessible to the people who live here. 160
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You did not have the right big fabio Jesus hanging in your living room 020
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Well that’s actually a violation of CAN-SPAM. Every commercial email must include a physical address even if just a PO Box 100
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I was at my last company for 14 years and when I joined this one, I was very ok you just have it to give it a year. And I’m coming up on 7. No idea where the time goes. 030
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Nap and/or rest time to me is a key part of vacationing 110
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This year’s in memoriam feels extra painful #emmys2026 140
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Stephen Colbert still promoting his writers. He’s a good one. 171
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Are you a vampire pretending to be a high school student? 130
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Look I ran across this the other day and decided it was time I sailed west to the undying lands 050
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I mean I don’t know that she’s beating the weirdo allegations regardless 130
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’ve been listening to a lot of the stories from that day, and it always makes me cry just how good we were. People just helping each other and putting others before themselves. And then after we let fear really warp us and the whole world. I feel for the kids who’ve never known another world. 101
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It’s always the worst cause there’s so much good food that surely it’s dumb to wait in line for that long and yet… 040
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I mean this sucks but almost glad to have an explanation vs some mysterious new disorder to figure out. I hope you have a very mild version and feel better soon. 020
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I haven’t worked in public but am very client facing and we had rules re: client gifts b/c we had to be aware of appearances re contractas but our general rule was the same as above, generally consumables but we had $25 cap if it was like a gift cert or products 000
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 29/08/2026These humans don’t even understand the concept of lazy weekends 020
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I had people message me on slack while I was on client meetings and then having to remain composed and stay on topic while inside I’m just endless screaming 010
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 23/08/2026That’s always been my best jet lag trick try to stay up as close to normal time like 8/9 and then see if I can just sleep like 12 hours 000
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Do you know when the concert ends vs when the trains stop running? I don’t know how it works but I remember a back when the Nats were in the playoffs there was a whole thing about fans leaving games early b/c of public transport. So just double check that 111
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I’ve been back at work for 3 hours after a month away and honestly, I don’t care for this. If only someone would pay me for lounging about, reading fic, going to theatre and generally enjoying life 0110
cbeany.bsky.social @cbeany.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Plays the hymn “total Eclipse of the heart” to honor the ancient ways 010
