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Status-quo propaganda for the average upper-middle class white Canadian. Satirical. Parody account. Not the CBC. they

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre has now fumbled even greater than previously thought possible

Election results showing Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre losing his own seat

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Musk-backed candidate for US Governor looking for upset in Canadian election

Conservative Party of Canada leader Pierre Poilievre speaks at a campaign rally

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

French President Macron meets with Canadian Prime Minister Macron today

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney at a press conference with French President Emmanuel Macron

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

BREAKING: Shock exit polls show Bloc Québécois making historic gains in Ontario provincial election

Bloc Québécois Leader Yves-François Blanchet (right) celebrates his party's his party electoral success (Graham Hughes/THE CANADIAN PRESS)

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

“I'm really worried about women's rights with all this trans stuff going on” — the most misogynistic man you've ever met in your entire life

A young adult white man with a slight goatee poses for a mugshot

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

BREAKING: Canada's parliament invites Elon Musk to speak, despite controversial history

Elon Musk performs a Nazi salute at President Trump's inauguration

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

BREAKING: Chrystia Freeland to launch new centrist political party, stressing the need for fiscal responsibility and a new perspective on migration

Former Canadian Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland shakes hands with Former French Finance Minister (and current President) Emmanuel Macron

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Analysis | Why do Canadian mining companies own most of the mines on the African continent? We haven't asked anyone and we're certainly not asking now

A map of the countries in Africa and the size of Canadian mining assets in each country. The total is 31.6 billion across the continent.

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

Dozens of demonstrators turned out at pro-Palestine protests across the country yesterday

Thousands demonstrate in support of Palestine in Toronto

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

BREAKING: Country committing genocide against Indigenous population stands with country committing genocide against Indigenous population

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/06/2023

Doug Ford says Ontario's real estate market the hottest it's ever been

A massive forest fire in Ontario with smoke rising into the air

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/05/2023

asking the the devs for one invite code after three weeks like

First panel: Doctor (from the TV show Good Doctor) saying “I am — I am a skeeter”

Second panel: Dr Han looks up disapprovingly, with red text saying “LIVE BLUESKY DEVS REACTION”

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/05/2023

asking the the devs for one invite code after two weeks like

Two panels: Surgeon (the doctor from Good Doctor) telling Dr Han “I am — I am a skeeter”.
Second panel: Dr Han looks up with disapproval, “LIVE BLUESKY DEVS REACTION" label at the top

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/05/2023

Looking for 40,000 of our friends who think better things aren't possible ❤️

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/05/2023

no invite codes...

old woman (from “it's been 86 years” meme) saying “its been two weeks”

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/05/2023

DEVELOPING: President Biden set to successfully compromise with moderate fascists

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy claps with a smile in the US House of Representatives

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

BREAKING: Elon Musk officially renames Twitter to Iron Sky

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/05/2023

BREAKING: Queen of Canada Romana Didulo challenges Charles as the rightful successor to Elizabeth II for the United Kingdom throne

Self-proclaimed “Queen of Canada” Romana Didulo delivers remarks virtually. She sits in front of various purple emblems with royal themes.

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

person with text "this mf paid for a domain" pointing and laughing at a person with text ".com"

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

our biggest tweet from our alt account

BREAKING: World's biggest clown purchases world's largest circus

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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

our best tweet from after Brazil's election

BREAKING: Jair Bolsonaro added to Victims of Communism memorial

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