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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Canada condemns Canadians bringing humanitarian aid into Gaza
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Canada reaffirms Israel's right to defend itself from Tehran's Children's Hospital, Carney says
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
PM Carney vows to fight forest fires with US weapons as Liberals increase NATO military spending
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
BREAKING: Canada has denied Elon Musk's political asylum claim.
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Canada's diplomats in West Bank apologize to Israel for getting shot at by Israeli forces
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre has now fumbled even greater than previously thought possible
Election results showing Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre losing his own seat
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre asks US President Trump for political asylum
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre successfully completes greatest election fumble in Canadian history
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Musk-backed candidate for US Governor looking for upset in Canadian election
Conservative Party of Canada leader Pierre Poilievre speaks at a campaign rally
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Reuters Pitchbot @reuterspitchbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Stocks open lower today as markets react to news of JD Vance killing the Pope
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Carney urges both sides in Gaza to stop committing genocide— both the Israel Airforce and Palestinian children's hospitals
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Reuters Pitchbot @reuterspitchbot.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
BREAKING: 400 countries in active trade negotiations with the US, trade advisor says
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
BREAKING: Israeli government officially intervenes in Canadian election, publicly backing Conservative election campaign
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Reuters Pitchbot @reuterspitchbot.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Stocks up higher after President Trump encourages markets to "BE COOL"
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Reuters Pitchbot @reuterspitchbot.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
BREAKING: Conservatives begin boycott of stock markets, citing anti-Trump bias
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Reuters Pitchbot @reuterspitchbot.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
BREAKING: US-backed President of South Korea Yoon Suk-yeol found guilty in martial law declaration, permanently removed from office
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
How each of Canada's parties plan to tackle the housing crisis: CPC: $10.00 tax credit for first time homebuyers LPC: $12.00 tax credit for first time homebuyers NDP: $12.50 tax credit for first time homebuyers
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Toronto MP Kevin Vuong will not seek re-election to the Canadian House of Commons, opting to run for the Israeli Knesset instead
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Pierre Poilievre vows to stand up to China as the 51st US State
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
CSIS alleges India organized support for Poilievre’s 2022 Conservative leadership bid "CSIS did not share this information with Mr. Poilievre...because he does not have the necessary security clearance to access secret documents and receive classified briefings on foreign-interference activities."
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CSIS alleges India organized support for Poilievre’s 2022 Conservative leadership bid
Agency’s assessment does not point to a highly organized effort or indicate the Conservative leader’s circle knew of the actions, source says
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Entire world except United States and Israel interfering in Canadian election, CSIS says
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
“Pierre Poilievre is a strong guy—maybe the strongest guy in Canada— and I don't want to deal with him if I'm being honest. Strong, tough guy.” says President Trump, reading from prepared remarks containing a Conservative Party of Canada letterhead
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Reuters Pitchbot @reuterspitchbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Opinion | Not everyone you disagree with is a “Nazi”
Elon Musk gives a Nazi salute at Trump's inauguration
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
French President Macron meets with Canadian Prime Minister Macron today
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney at a press conference with French President Emmanuel Macron
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Progressive Conservative Premier meets with Progressive Conservative Prime Minister
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
BREAKING: Chrystia Freeland to form new centrist party En Marche!
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Opinion | Just because Elon Musk endorsed Pierre Poilievre doesn't make the Conservative leader “pro-America”
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Reuters Pitchbot @reuterspitchbot.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Democrats vow to abandon new segment of their base every month until morale improves
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Canada vows strong response to Trump tariffs, promising to buy record levels of US weapons
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
BREAKING: Ontario has lost the 2025 provincial election
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
BREAKING: Shock exit polls show Bloc Québécois making historic gains in Ontario provincial election
Bloc Québécois Leader Yves-François Blanchet (right) celebrates his party's his party electoral success (Graham Hughes/THE CANADIAN PRESS)
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Join us today on CBC's cross-country tour for our special coverage on Vichy Canada
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
“I'm really worried about women's rights with all this trans stuff going on” — the most misogynistic man you've ever met in your entire life
A young adult white man with a slight goatee poses for a mugshot
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
CBC News is for all Israelis regardless of background, CIJA says
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Chrystia Freeland campaign says if it wasn't for foreign interference, she would only be trailing Carney by 35 points instead of 40
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Left Wexit @iosegun.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
“My patriotic grandfather who spent years fighting the globalist bankers would never be intimidated by foreigners like Mark Carney.”
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spectre of Dax haunting Europe @spectreserf.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
People in 🇨🇳 posting negatively about 🇨🇦 public figures on their own domestic social media platform = “foreign interference”
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
BREAKING: white supremacy exempt from tariffs
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
“Weak and cowardly” President Trump considering tariff exemption on Canadian oil
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
BREAKING: Canada's parliament invites Elon Musk to speak, despite controversial history
Elon Musk performs a Nazi salute at President Trump's inauguration
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Justin Trudeau steps down as Liberal leader after successfully leading nation into Poilievre election victory
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
BREAKING: Chrystia Freeland to launch new centrist political party, stressing the need for fiscal responsibility and a new perspective on migration
Former Canadian Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland shakes hands with Former French Finance Minister (and current President) Emmanuel Macron
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
DEVELOPING: Trudeau considering his future as Governor of the Great State of Canada, sources tell CBC News
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Chrystia Freeland resigns as Liberal finance minister after successfully leading nation into Poilievre election victory
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
BREAKING: South Korean President Yoon Suk-yeol added to Victims of Communism memorial
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Reuters Pitchbot @reuterspitchbot.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis offers South Korean President Yoon political asylum
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Reuters Pitchbot @reuterspitchbot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Opinion | You can't even declare martial law these days with all the cancel culture going on. by Yoon Suk-yeol
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Reuters Pitchbot @reuterspitchbot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Markets soar as South Korean President declares military dictatorship
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CBC Pitchbot @cbcpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Canada's foreign ministry has thanked South Korean President Yoon for protecting democracy with indefinite martial law
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Sadly, we didn’t write this one
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