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CB…ThatsMe!

@cbbeme.bsky.social
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100% autistic. 98% funny. 79% sarcastic. Bad at small talk, social cues, and knowing how math works. I sell happiness by the gram. Weed works wonders. NO DMs! They get you blocked. No exceptions.

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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Know what I want? I want EVERYBODY to stop talking about him and his cult. Just stop. Turn away from it all. I KNOW you care, but you’re feeding the beast w your attention. TURN AWAY. Don’t engage. Don’t gripe. Stop exposing yourself to trauma over and over again. STOP FEEDING THE MONSTER. STOP
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hey! I know that guy! He comes in our store all the time! I just sold him a half ounce of sour blue diesel! -me, watching a tv commercial about the safe driving of Ohio’s snow removal workers.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Gyros are just tacos on vacation.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
This had me at “Twizzlers”.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Less expensive ways too. I’d do it for a bag of Cheetos and half an ounce of sour blue diesel.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Well, at least it was only a burp.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Sometimes I think weird thoughts that make me do weird things with wordplay.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Some days, I feel like one of those school kids from that Pink Floyd video seconds before they fall into the meat grinder.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Personally, I feel that I SHOULD be allowed to drive anywhere on the road I want so long as I not hit anyone or thing in the process. That seems fair. Maybe I don’t have to follow the rules of the road and maybe these roads need to be more accepting of my free-form driving style.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
None of so much of this matters.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I certainly do not.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I agree. They could possibly be the most advanced life forms on this planet. Not kidding: I fear they aren’t “just cephalopods”…
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I HAVE BEEN SHOUTING THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS for YEARS NOW!!! They’re ALIENS and they came here to study us and gather data about us. They only live 3-5 yrs due to their tolerance to our atmosphere finally running out. Octopus overlords! They’ve been slowly suffocating themselves. For us.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
YES THEY ARE!!!! They’re aliens and I am damn certain they are not of this earth and came here on their own to study us and report back their findings to their mother planet. Why? They only live 3-5 years. Why? ATMOSPHERE ISSUES. They can’t last long in this planet’s system. OCTOUS OVERLORDS!
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I hate you for making me have to think on this question after the last six work days I’ve just had…
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
That’s funny!
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Thank you 😊 still having a hard time believing it has happened.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
New achievement unlocked. January 10, 2025
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Ohhh, I’m not saying that they “could be” I am saying they WILL be getting worse. For awhile. The universe is doing some rearranging of the furniture and house cleaning. New stuff is coming. Not in our lifetime time tho. But it’s starting. Keep watching. Pay attention. Violent & beautiful. ❤️😊🔥
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Write words so powerful they scorch the paper underneath them. -me, just now
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Liquid tears, motha fucka….😆😆😆😂
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The crushed hopes and dreams of naughty children.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I just tried “hitting” my tv remote control like it’s a damn vape. This is some really good weed.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
It’s my preferred method of writing AND reading.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Quick question: Does hiring an 11 year old kid to be the permanent winter snow shoveler for your driveway and then paying them with part of the tip money you made from when you legally sold weed to his mom constitute as corrupting a minor? Asking for a super amused (and high) friend…
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Okay, this has to be said. The lyrics to Deep Purple’s Highway Star are fucking stupid. How this can be both a great song and a stupid song at the exact same time is baffling me.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
That’s how you do it!
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
And so am I
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
He looks raving mad.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
That’s how I feel about teaching and religion. Never go back to either.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
How bout it?! Cats choose who they allow in their lives. And to have the trust of a cat is to be a good person. They know who to trust. I love when we have these little convos- her chirps and trolls in response to my words. It’s precious!
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
That is so sad. That is so bad for her entire being.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I worked as a teacher for six years. My end salary was 37Kish. That was back in 2014. I now sell weed. I make 20$ an hour, about to get a 1$ an hour raise. I also get tips (300$ per month+ish above) and a year end bonus. This is the most money I’ve ever made in my entire working life. I’m 60.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Pssst… IT IS NOT “HIS” FUCKING GOVERNMENT! Get the fuck OUT, Elon!
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Why are we supposed to care?
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Who fucking cares
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
It IS my whole personality. That’s why. It’s akin to saying “Im left handed”.
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Annearah @annearah.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Seriously, 💯
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
So you think
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I will be less selfish toward those in my life who have earned their seat at my table. But the empathy factory is closed for everyone else. You take care of you, because I’m not doing it anymore.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The end of 2024 was a very good one for me, for reasons I don’t feel appropriate to share. Suffice it to say, the state of the economy and the price of food won’t be as big a worry for me now. I’m lucky there. With that said, I do worry about others. But, sorry, I’m going to be selfish for 1st time
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Because I can.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I am autistic. I have enough of a hard time dealing with minor upsets and inconveniences. I am not going to put myself through another four years of this bullshit hell on my brain and body for the goddamn government. They can all get fucked. That’s my goddam red line in the sand.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Yes, I KNOW that statement. Again, not caring. We are living somewhere between actuality and hyperbole. I am not spending a second of my life worrying about what might be coming. I will deal with it IF necessary. I am fine living in ignorant bliss.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Again, not putting my energy into anything that doesn’t serve me. I’ll fight if and when the time comes. But for now? Idgaf. At all. None available. All out of stock.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
You do you. I am going to remain focused on my small part of this world.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’m curious to think why people assume the US gets to tell China what to do.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I feel we need to do more damage. Let the whole damn thing burn right down into the ground. I’m okay w that.
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