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CB…ThatsMe!

@cbbeme.bsky.social
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100% autistic. 98% funny. 79% sarcastic. Bad at small talk, social cues, and knowing how math works. I sell happiness by the gram. Weed works wonders. NO DMs! They get you blocked. No exceptions.

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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
This had me at “Twizzlers”.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Sometimes I think weird thoughts that make me do weird things with wordplay.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
New achievement unlocked. January 10, 2025
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Disney got it all wrong. It’s a horseshoe, dammit! The HORSESHOE of life!
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I recommend you get a pair of these…
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Pick up a pair of these fancy pants while you’re there.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Speaking of which…
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I added some context.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Like this one? 👇👇
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Today is not JUST “pajama” day for me at work, it’s also: “Dress like you just got shot by a Christmas-themed cannon filled with shreds of old wrapping paper” Kind of day. Let’s make some fun, people.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Making meatloaf for Christmas dinner. You’re all invited. First come, first served. We eat til these are all gone. Bring a side dish.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
😆😆😆😂😂
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Merry cannabis and happy holly daze, all!
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Couldn’t resist.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Have you tried this brand yet? I heard it’s addictive one.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Legit need to know the answer to this.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Ohh I wish I was an Oscar Minty Weiner…. That is what I truly want to be. Cuz if I were an Oscar Minty Weiner Maybe y’all would stay the hell away from me.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Will trade for one booby shot.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Little gray kitty Just a sponge babe square bottom Fatty McFatso
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
No dabbing for me. Too messy. I work in the industry. One of my leads came up with the phrase “I blinker hit my bong last night..” and I about lost it. Knew just what he meant by that. Meet Betsy Ba Donka Bong. She’s a little cutie with a big booty.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It must be calling me home then. I painted this picture weeks ago using only my hands and fingers. I spent hours dabbing on the star dust. Its title is “Take me far, far away” and didn’t give it much thought until now. I got lost for hours creating this. 😳😂
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Here is a painting I did entirely using only my hands and/.or fingers. This was a “vision” that came to me of a galaxy. This was a couple weeks ago when I sat down and laid it all out. Maybe I’m an alien just wanting to go home, because I’m desperately lost here on earth. I was mapping it out.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
My love language is feeding total strangers. Welcome to my table. What’s mine is yours.
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CB…ThatsMe! @cbbeme.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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