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Carolyn Barndt

@cbarn.bsky.social
1K followers 588 following 309 posts

Coloradan, ex-evangelical, anti-fascist, immigrant advocate for a living. Certified neurospicy. Note: Won’t follow anyone I suspect of being a bot, phisher or religious nut

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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m gutted that she’s never going to be on your coffee klatch after all
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I was gonna say, it’s crazy how his flu shot affected his sister too!
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wilhoite’s Law in action. They know who they want the law to protect but not bind, and they know who they want the law to bind but not protect.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It’s even a Matt Damon gif. Noice.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’ll be waiting for the OwlKitty version
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He and his bro are two wild and crazy guys from check-us-for-trafficking-in-Romania
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dems continue to ask permission, and Reps never even bother to ask forgiveness for steamrolling over the process. It’s like bringing a fencing sword to a bazooka fight.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Tom Whole-ham. With a mouth full of marbles and the intellect of a bag of hammers.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Biff Tannen?
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Biff Tannen's Surprised Reaction
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Scariest thing about guys like him is they think they’re doing “God’s will” on earth like the commanders in Gilead.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love that she’s hitting him hard with the same language these sanctimonious prix throw at anyone left of their Christofash coterie
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Vought. He ran out of characters
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What a thing to wake up to. When I was but a young indoctrinated girl he was making me secretly crush on the Antichrist.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This one really hurts. 😔
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Now that would be a dream come true 🤞 First follow from simply seeing an alias taken from one of my favorite movies!
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Miracle Max: He's Only MOSTLY Dead!
ALT: Miracle Max: He's Only MOSTLY Dead!
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is the most me-coded joke I have ever read.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I think it’s irony itself that just died.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Shock and awe? I mean, his celebration did bomb.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My anxiety just skyrocketed on behalf of that woman. A picture is worth a thousand words.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Whoopsies! Happy middle-finger-to-the-king day everyone.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Seventh Day Rodentists
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I gotta say, I love this for him. Skipping all this red, white and algae green “fun” to be at what’s historically been the third largest Pride celebration in the US this weekend 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🥳
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Today in Who Gives A Fuck…
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’m familiar with the painting, it was just some feminist snark toward the regime
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Shouldn’t it be a little boy? I thought those men didn’t want us educated at all. Makes for less docile servants.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
People are confused, going “What’s going on? Where’s my march?” and it’s not good.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Are the Dem fundraising emails re this “protest“ pissing anyone else off? “Watch parties“ for the concert in New York are not a protest. Yeah, go to a church basement and watch TV! That’ll show em how much this movement is growing!! If this is to build networks, fine, but stop using rally lingo.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I miss this distinguished old badass. Grew up watching his horror films having no idea this was his background.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Isn’t this kinda like the Merv origin story? I know I’m mixing lores but
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Definitely keeping this for future use
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Raccoon Steals Cat Food: 'This Mine Now'
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
And in true Trump fashion, without (most of) us consenting to it.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
That cued up nicely with the drums but I’d kind of like to see it with the Benny Hill theme
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Tommy Tuberville! Granted, nearly all of the GOP Thom/Toms are bad news (except Massie) but this guy is especially egregious
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I don’t think Freedom Williams of C+C posting from the crapper wearing a Hunger Games t-shirt was communicating anything but disgust with the whole Trumpian circus. If you haven’t seen the clip it’s hilarious
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
She’s the Susan Alexander Kane of the new millennium. I’m surprised she doesn’t have her own opera house.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I’ve always assumed I’m going to hell for wearing one too many poly-cotton blends.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Same people who thought Archie Bunker was the non-satirical hero of All in the Family.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sounds like they did get lucky. I heard that this couple split a few years later. My evangelical parents were married for over 50 years after my dad convinced my mom that it was “God’s will” that she marry him. That said, I NEVER wanted to have anything like the relationship they modeled for me.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Yeah, purity culture kids are in a hurry. I knew some Mormons at school who got married at 19 or 20 just so they could get the cookie.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Still looks better than whatever Hegseth was trying to do
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hey, that’s DUCKYYY!!
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Yep, that is definitely a clammy Dum-Dum with hair on it.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Every day, another f-ing abomination from this fascist, racist administration made up of drunks and cowards
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No Kings Denver 3.28.25. (That Leviticus verse is about treating the foreigner among you as the native-born) #NoKings #Denver #protest
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I didn’t get any good video and got only a couple of decent photos, but the turnout was great and the band was 🔥 #NoKings #Denver
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
If you haven’t seen the Daily Show segment on the Afroman court case, do yourself a favor and watch it. We all need a little good news right now.
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I love this for her
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Carolyn Barndt @cbarn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
They set an example for the entire country and showed the rest of us what to do. Congratulations and thanks, Minnesotans!
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