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@cbal84.bsky.social
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Poker, writing, Cubs, Packers, red rocks, antifascism and a little dog named Chloe

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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let's put it to a vote?
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Before Stonehenge was raised, before Egypts first pyramid broke ground,before the Nazca people drew their famous lines across the Peruvian desert,someone in what is now southern Arizona shaped a 272-foot fish into the earth On April 23,2026,"a border-wall contractor drove heavy equipment across it"
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Trump's Border Wall Construction Destroys 6,500-Year-Old Arizona Geoglyph – Older Than Stonehenge
Arizona's 6,500-year-old Las Playas Intaglio, the oldest dated geoglyph in the Americas, was irreparably damaged by border wall construction in April 2026.
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unfortunately, Jed's job is to win 83 games
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"mind if I smoke a j?"
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Al's bathroom masonry tours of the Chicago park system are incredible. Worth sitting on the wait-list for.
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Urging peace and friendship with Nazis is not noble. It's collaboration
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As a constituent, let me assure you, these are his only firmly held beliefs--dems must obey norms and we must not use power.
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Umm, fuck your feelings?
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Which of your rights should we sacrifice? I’m willing to part with your freedom of speech
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"if your mother says she loves you, check it out"--Chicago City News
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ok, high taxes it is
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
New owners are way more likely to not want to lose their first season of revenue too
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Beating Ms Pacman made my best friend in fifth grade gay.
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Don't lead with the lie, man. It's j-school 101
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Democrats should concede that this is the data center economy. They should even start calling it that
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
He's a well known, well documented cheat
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If only the tsar knew....
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You're not gaining 50k you're losing $375k, so the utility of $50k needs to be 7x higher than the risk of losing
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Lol the vibes of the 50k are bad?
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This was my exact experience when I spent a few years in Mexico. Everything I remembered was wrong. It was worse bc northern Mexico's Spanish is unbelievably slangy
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So you have no idea what it's like and are projecting
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Or rent
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's related but simpler. People don't have money. Talk to anyone in the real world. They don't have money. When they get some, it vanishes.
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
To celebrate 250 years of liberty, death squads walk America's streets.
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj. My ex-wife and I were the only two in the theater
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
See also: every Rahm profile since 2024
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Thanks for recommending! I've been watching a lot of ed's stuff on YouTube and he's so gifted at communicating the process of knowing the past.
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Oh man that must feel good.
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Brian Dennehy, as well. And bonus points for playing local boy John Wayne Gacy!
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Canonically, God didn’t even let Moses see his junk.
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I used to cover the olney beat for a minute back in the last century, when we had local newspapers 💓
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Aight, bet
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Well thank God, we might have lost south Carolina if we'd nominated Sanders!
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia and Grogu
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
They're bringing in Anthony Mason to run the point
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
People who say this are not paying for their flights
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I find it absolutely crazy he told her she should stay if she could.
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
But, whitey's on the moon!
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I saw Billy about 15 years ago at the Riv, with slash opening, and no one loves being themselves more than Billy Idol loves being Billy Idol, and it absolutely ruled
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The same people who say the left always betrays us also tell us we can take their votes for granted.
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Don't give me even a tiny reason to like the dead Nazi!
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You must stop it, lady. Do your fucking job
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
No, they simply don't believe people should have health care
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The Diné call it the spine of the world. ❤️
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The tanker of Theseus
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I should say "I'm often still shocked." People get super intense about it in a way that I pretty much never am
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
as an extremely gringo presenting dude with a Mexican mother, you would be shocked how often white people are concerned about making me understand I am not realty Mexican. Whiteness must always be policed and enforced, in both directions
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hacks. Worthless, gutless, shoulda-been-ad-copywriter hacks.
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yolotarian @cbal84.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
You know what you call a guy who keeps bringing his Nazi friend to your local bar? A fucking Nazi
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