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Chris Burd

@cb253tx.bsky.social
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Retired US Army veteran. A grants manager in an emergency management world. Exiled Texan. Proud adopted Washingtonian. “An empire toppled by its enemies can rise again. But one which crumbles from within? That's dead... forever.” - Helmut Zemo

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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 8h
This has the energy of a washed up band playing the county fair circuit.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 8h
Didn’t his sugar daddies just flog him with a fake prize yesterday? What’s he bitching about?
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 8h
General strike? They’d be lucky to if we don’t drag their corrupt asses out of their mansions.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 9h
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Thor: That's What Heroes Do!
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 14h
So how’s Trump getting around Russia’s diesel export ban? Yeah, more lies. More Russian interference in our elections on behalf of Trump.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 15h
Not judging. It’s all just infuriating.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 15h
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Man Making Disgusted Cringe Face
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 17h
Does anyone find in ironic that these angry (mostly white) men have all risen to positions of power and influence, yet still think that they’ve been disadvantaged and passed over by a system that they’ve been a part of creating? I mean, am I missing something? This grievance act is getting stale.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 18h
Tommy Tuberville = carpetbagging racist
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 21h
Has anyone created a handle called Litterbox to troll this moron?
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 21h
Term limits now!
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Black Hole Sun Face
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How to spot election season on Fox News: 1. Increased racism/xenophobia 2. Sharia Law is coming 3. Migrant caravans in Mexico 4. Trans attacks 5. All culture war, all the time
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This guy wants to be the senator of a state he obviously hates.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sounds like he got caught.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s where I’d put hands on that old man.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Has anyone got photos of how many cult followers were actually inside the Coliseum? If it was 200 people, I’d be shocked.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pretty sure the most combat Clemens ever saw was inside a bullpen. Fuck these assholes.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Greys Anatomy Amelia Shepherd: Still Not Working
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can’t unsee it now. 🤣
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Black Hole Sun Face
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bet that free Trump knife costs $500.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Roses are red. Violets are blue. The GOP has ties to white supremacist hate groups.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Based on most of the products on his own company’s website, that spine would have to come from China.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Extreme beta energy.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I worked at the Fuddruckers at Alamo Plaza. Tourist literally thought the Alamo had a basement.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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John Krasinski as Jim: Trying Not To Laugh
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mark, I know you’re a plumber, but show us where Minnianapolis is on a map.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is no one going to address the fact that her eyes look absolutely crazy?
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A little too late, Mike. Just go back to Florida.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is this guy even trying to make the rounds? His political career is done.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yep. Surely the sign of a high-functioning brain.
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Mitch McConnell Staring
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In case anyone needed a reminder about how spineless Tillis really is. youtu.be/3IjGnlW7_Lo?...
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Sen. Tillis on vote to acquit Trump in Jan. 6 impeachment
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah okay, Don. No one believes this.
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Seinfeld: Yeah Okay Gesture
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck your helipad. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The beta energy assholes of ICE should be forced into conscription to Iran WITH NO PAY. They want to play bad ass that much? Let’s see how they do when real rounds start flying. Pony up, motherfuckers. #combatveteran #nofucksgiven
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Tremors: Kevin Bacon's Surprised Look
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Buc-ee’s owner Arch Alpin could have just been a good neighbor, but he’s just a typical big corporate owner—greed at the community’s expense. www.wjtv.com/news/busines...
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Buc-ee’s founder hints at states that may become focus of future locations
“I’m starting to realize life’s too short to try to build in places that people don’t appreciate what you’re bringing, versus a place like this where people do appreci…
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sounds a lot like, “Be there on Jan 6. Will be wild.” (Paraphrasing the quote.) Don’t trust MAGA not to cheat or try a coup. They will do it again.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These need to go up everywhere.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump called a retreat. From the UK. Real Beta energy.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How many times are they going to use this false dilemma fallacy?
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have no idea if this is AI. Fucking nuts if it isn’t.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kevin, you’ve never heard people complain about high prices in the grocery store checkout before you’ve never been to one.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s a pattern here. More than one if you look hard enough. youtube.com/post/UgkxARS...
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Ken Paxton protects predators. - YouTube
Ken Paxton protects predators.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ask them about the Constitution that isn’t the 2nd Amendment.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh no, we were counting on you pissing people off in person. Please continue with your shitty messaging.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One day, Vivek will realize he’s not the right color for the super racist MAGA crowd. I’m guessing that day will be in early November.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did he just use the same insult on Husted that he did with Paxton?
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I swear he just points and gestures in a random direction, then mouths things that make no sense. Like who the fuck is he telling good job? Like, for what—showing up? And his lemmings eat it up while they’re falling off the cliff.
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