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Chris Burd

@cb253tx.bsky.social
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Retired US Army veteran. A grants manager in an emergency management world. Exiled Texan. Proud adopted Washingtonian. “An empire toppled by its enemies can rise again. But one which crumbles from within? That's dead... forever.” - Helmut Zemo

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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 3h
Can’t happen soon enough.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 4h
Please clap.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 4h
(Checks list…) Nope, that’s not the only thing.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 4h
That math isn’t sciencing.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 5h
That’s funny, it was good enough to get Trump elected. They’re only saying it’s unlawful because they’re losing power.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 5h
Sheep. All of them. It’s sad.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 6h
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Bunny What Emote
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 10h
Sounds like Fox is in its feelings again.
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Zohran Mamdani Wah
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 11h
Spineless suck ups and cowards. They all should be in jail cells.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 11h
Trump lies. What else is new?
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 11h
More of these cases need to be dismissed with prejudice. Nearly everything the Trump administration is doing is to harass people and states.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 11h
I’m sorry, John. We couldn’t understand you while you were kissing Trump’s ass.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 11h
Conservative Christianity at its finest: Let’s kill another sinner for a worse sin because our dumbasses misinterpreted the Bible. Fuck these hypocrites like John Yoo.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Conservative debaters: “I dEbaTe CoLlEgE kIdS. lOoK hOw SmArT i Am.” 🤓
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dude is still that 2LT who never earned the respect of his platoon. What a loser.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Corey is finally going to stop being the side piece.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But they’ll say they’re not a cult.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s not your house, Donald.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Argentina has a history of welcoming fascists into their country.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’re only voting for her because she was on their tv for years.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The planes… are evil??? 🤨
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Immigration law violations are civil infractions, not criminal misdemeanors or felonies.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So many of my fellow veterans fell for the lies told by Trump and MAGA republicans.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ll be sure to never take the word of a man who ran a company that committed the largest Medicare fraud in US history.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who—at CNN—thought it was a good idea to bring that idiot on?
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Wtf Confused Nick Young Meme
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Moral of yesterday’s story: Don’t ever Schmitt yourself.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stipulations of this kind should not be allowed. It’s anticompetitive and creates food deserts.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lawyer up, Kev. Your day is coming.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kinda sounds a lot like the country we currently live in.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Um, Ken… that’s not better. You might want to read the room, guy.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last season the Rams were up 16 on the Seahawks. Seahawks win. Rams said it was because of a bad call. Tonight, the Rams were up 16 on the Broncos. Broncos win. I bet the Rams say it’s because of a blown call. Teams don’t win on paper. They have to close out games to win. The Rams don’t close.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just leaving this here… youtube.com/shorts/14X3A...
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Oh she big mad 😂
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OMG, I WANT TO BUY THIS! Thanks @todmaffin.com for getting the word out. youtube.com/shorts/kP5uL...
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Canadian teenagers invented the most unhinged board game, and I need you to see it.
YouTube video by Tod Maffin
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While, I’m at… This nerd can fuck all the way off. He’s never had one original idea and never acted with any responsibility.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Funny that she doesn’t have concerns 10 years later. Fuck this cunt! Vote her out, Maine!
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Man's Disgusted Reaction
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We only defend countries with the right kind of genocidal dictator, apparently. That’s not Taiwan.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m getting sick of these companies—that have created markets using existing frameworks without a thought of asking for regulation—are suddenly on their knees begging for it. This is nothing short of a trying to codify a money grab.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If only we read the fine print in the 1980s.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tax the Kardashians clan… and the rich! youtube.com/shorts/I4uOr...
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Kylie Jenner is begging us to tax the rich
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kash’s ex has entered the chat.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Michele needs a life—not a senate seat.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look, the war criminal is whining.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Texas needs change. It’s time.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goddamn it. Stop giving the motherfucker a microphone. You cut off the coverage, and you cut off Trump’s oxygen.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Disney turned a $12 billion+ net profit, but my Hulu package needs to have the third price increase in a year. Fucking crooks.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Regina George: Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These dickheads can stop building it whenever they want. This is just a ploy to get more money.
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Chris Burd @cb253tx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a fucking wuss.
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