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Chris

@cb1814.bsky.social
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Building Archipel, archipelai.com, the climate intelligence engine. Having fun with bigtech at gridgov.org coralcarbon.substack.com

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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 3h
Best movie I've seen in years
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 22h
Working on it too. Also, the amount of steroids he's visibly on at this point....
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 23h
Good God man have some dignity
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 23h
How much does a spine cost? More than $200bn apparently
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh Dougie. So very wrong. Coral Energies. Summer 2028, if not a little sooner. You'll see.
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Play golf 4x a week, show up for the occasional ceremonial photoshoot, appoint moderately normal cabinet and tell them to keep everything running as is. He'd be able to get Vance or Trump Jr elected in a landslide in 28, among so many other things.
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
coralcarbon.substack.com/p/concentrat... One of my favorite articles we've written this year, largely on Starbucks.
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Concentration Risk as Go-To-Market Strategy
You know what’s cool? A billion dollars.
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone interested in in-depth breakdowns of AI business models?
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*whispers* I really loved Digger. Sharp, funny as hell, vicious.
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tech would be much better if there was still room for healthy growth rates, and compounding companies that sold to, like, libraries or art galleries.
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is apparently real, and delightful.
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good. Bury them under the jail.
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Young gents, instead of trying to create "men only spaces" or whatever bullshit the worst parts of reddit are pushing this week, try just not being a rapey loser. Way easier
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the shit
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God they're terrified about cash flow
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Similar to the people who bring up where they went to college, which happens much more frequently. They get very confused when I tell them I don't care. A good if painful lesson
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So it looks like Elon got his SpaceX bailout huh
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was interviewing a kid recently who brought up his IQ tests and it was very very hard not to laugh
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does the future of warfare involve large contracts for SpaceX?
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Um
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The poaster of our time
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just catching up on the story, but maybe we bulldoze Cornell to the ground and then light the rubble on fire? Just me?
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just read through Anthropic financials. It should make you very angry that this bullshit is about to be in your 401k
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
World would be better if people weren't allowed to look at their phones while walking a dog
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've interviewed hundreds of people, and don't remember what coffee any of them were drinking because I'm not a douchebag
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Narrator voice; They did intend it, and should go to jail
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isn't this the same dude who wrote Curtis Yarvin's favorite book?
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Any parents who send their kids to A16Z indoctrination camp need to be reported to CPS that day. Most dystopian shit ever
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Icon shit
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Exactly correct
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Muse is genuinely very good, and feels approachable in a way that will appeal to non tech folks
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LeBron simping for Polymarket is so embarrassing
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Weird things with age..... I haven't touched a barbell, alcohol, or THC in over 6 months and feel better than I have in 10 years. Related, I am very stupid.
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When the ketamine hits extra hard and you fall asleep with Transformers on in the background.
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Accenture: For when you want to be loudly congratulated on the things you told your consultant." I'm available for paid marketing consults
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh FFS
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So they're gonna chase people to the ends of the earth with vials of test, and why can I actually see that being the plan?
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Um. Yeah. Been buying converse for over 20 years, and will not be doing that again. This is quite obviously intentional.
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally saw Supergirl yesterday. It's actually pretty great? Big, fun, great cast. Don't get the hate at all
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok how is nobody asking Huberman about the 6 girlfriends
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The US base in Greenland opened in 1953
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thinking about everyone in New England on heating oil this winter
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Pope has a dragon now
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm very interested in seeing who is paying this dude. Which will come out eventually.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I would very much like a reporter to show this clip to the Wharton administration and ask for comment
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Robert Kraft is the James Dolan of Donald Sterlings
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So what on earth led to this?
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey Siri, what is the sound of a thousand economists having simultaneous seizures?
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Chris @cb1814.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's right, obviously. These are powerful technologies, and there are a lot of potential issues with recursive improvement + goal seeking, but they are not in any way human.
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